Lindsey - Human Disaster 💖💜💙
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Friendly Neighborhood Disaster Bi™. Iceman Defense Squad. Phoenix, my beloved. “Love anyway, live anyway, choose to be a part of this anyway.”
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Ilsa Faust is one of my favorite Mission: Impossible characters, and I’m still mad they did her so dirty in Dead Reckoning 😭
Me, whenever I hear any song from either Top Gun or from my Ethan Hunt Vibes playlist at the gym
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December 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Me, whenever I hear any song from either Top Gun or from my Ethan Hunt Vibes playlist at the gym
If I had a nickel for every time Michele Monaghan played a character married to someone who is/was part of a secret government organisation in a movie with Maggie Q also in it and she ended up getting kidnapped, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, it’s just really weird it happened twice 😂
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
If I had a nickel for every time Michele Monaghan played a character married to someone who is/was part of a secret government organisation in a movie with Maggie Q also in it and she ended up getting kidnapped, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, it’s just really weird it happened twice 😂
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Jason Robertson making history in Dallas! ⭐️⭐️⭐️
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Jason Robertson making history in Dallas! ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Fireflies by Owl City appeared on the ‘Golden Oldies’ playlist I’ve been listening to, like that song came out in 2009??
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Fireflies by Owl City appeared on the ‘Golden Oldies’ playlist I’ve been listening to, like that song came out in 2009??
Sorokin Shutout, we love to see it 🙌🏻🙌🏻
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Sorokin Shutout, we love to see it 🙌🏻🙌🏻
The number of people I saw on Twitter that said Tom Cruise and Sydney Sweeney should date is a non-zero number, and I find that more than a little concerning…
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The number of people I saw on Twitter that said Tom Cruise and Sydney Sweeney should date is a non-zero number, and I find that more than a little concerning…
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These otters are displeased with you. What did you do!?
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
These otters are displeased with you. What did you do!?
Was back on Twitter for 2 days, had my anxiety spike again, deleted it again. Considering never going back.
November 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Was back on Twitter for 2 days, had my anxiety spike again, deleted it again. Considering never going back.
I don’t like contact lenses I’ve decided 😅
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I don’t like contact lenses I’ve decided 😅
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Merry None Pizza Left Beef Day to all who celebrate! Happy 18th, None!! 🥳
October 19, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Merry None Pizza Left Beef Day to all who celebrate! Happy 18th, None!! 🥳
We are truly living in the worst timeline.
October 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
We are truly living in the worst timeline.
Not a great week, ngl 😅
August 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Not a great week, ngl 😅
August 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Love having a photo that I don’t want to see burned in the back of my eyelids. Like, go away please. I hate it here 🥴
August 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Love having a photo that I don’t want to see burned in the back of my eyelids. Like, go away please. I hate it here 🥴
God my anxiety is spiking over the dumbest shit right now, and I hate it 🥴
August 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
God my anxiety is spiking over the dumbest shit right now, and I hate it 🥴
Back here because the ‘mute’ and ‘block’ function for words is *not* working on the other site and I’m seeing shit I don’t want to see 🤷🏻♀️
July 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Back here because the ‘mute’ and ‘block’ function for words is *not* working on the other site and I’m seeing shit I don’t want to see 🤷🏻♀️
Guess who sprained their ankle again 🥴 1 more time and I hit double digits 😅
April 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Guess who sprained their ankle again 🥴 1 more time and I hit double digits 😅
Just tried talking my mom through logging into Google Docs, which is really hard when you can’t see the computer also you’re 60 miles away 😂
March 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Just tried talking my mom through logging into Google Docs, which is really hard when you can’t see the computer also you’re 60 miles away 😂
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Dresses with no pockets shouldn't be allowed.
February 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Dresses with no pockets shouldn't be allowed.
Tom Cruise, 62: hanging off biplanes and doing other insane stunts
Me, 30: “my body is falling apart and my shoulder hurts if I move it slightly wrong”
Me, 30: “my body is falling apart and my shoulder hurts if I move it slightly wrong”
February 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Tom Cruise, 62: hanging off biplanes and doing other insane stunts
Me, 30: “my body is falling apart and my shoulder hurts if I move it slightly wrong”
Me, 30: “my body is falling apart and my shoulder hurts if I move it slightly wrong”
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I stand with the trans community. Pass it along.
February 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I stand with the trans community. Pass it along.
I’m a simple person. I turn on the Super Bowl for the M:I trailer and Tom Cruise and the M:I trailer and Tom Cruise only, and once I’ve seen both, I turn the game off 🤷🏻♀️
February 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I’m a simple person. I turn on the Super Bowl for the M:I trailer and Tom Cruise and the M:I trailer and Tom Cruise only, and once I’ve seen both, I turn the game off 🤷🏻♀️
Favourite First Watches of January:
1. Valkyrie
2. Collateral
3. Conclave
4. Edge of Tomorrow
1. Valkyrie
2. Collateral
3. Conclave
4. Edge of Tomorrow
February 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Favourite First Watches of January:
1. Valkyrie
2. Collateral
3. Conclave
4. Edge of Tomorrow
1. Valkyrie
2. Collateral
3. Conclave
4. Edge of Tomorrow
Of the movies I’ve watched this month, only 2 of them have not had Tom Cruise in them 😅
January 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Of the movies I’ve watched this month, only 2 of them have not had Tom Cruise in them 😅