The Fake Dave Chappelle
@pharaohh.bsky.social
Community.Code.Food.
I don’t want to hear no more “There invited to the cookout”
Yesterday we found out YOU CANT COOK 🤣
Yesterday we found out YOU CANT COOK 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I don’t want to hear no more “There invited to the cookout”
Yesterday we found out YOU CANT COOK 🤣
Yesterday we found out YOU CANT COOK 🤣
Why did we stop watching music videos to get our day started. I think we needed that dopamine hit fr
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Why did we stop watching music videos to get our day started. I think we needed that dopamine hit fr
I bet you were unaware there is a global breakout of horse herpies #YouAreWelcome
November 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I bet you were unaware there is a global breakout of horse herpies #YouAreWelcome
What’s for breakfast 👀
November 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
What’s for breakfast 👀
TSA workers are who we should be tipping fr fr
October 23, 2025 at 11:44 AM
TSA workers are who we should be tipping fr fr
🎶We eat duck tonight, we eat duck tonight, we eating duck toniiiiiight 🎶
October 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
🎶We eat duck tonight, we eat duck tonight, we eating duck toniiiiiight 🎶
New favorite salad dressing loading 🎯
October 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
New favorite salad dressing loading 🎯
I knew the economy was bad when people started giving Arby’s a try #werecooked
October 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I knew the economy was bad when people started giving Arby’s a try #werecooked
Need a good “intro to anime” thread. Late to the game.
September 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Need a good “intro to anime” thread. Late to the game.
Atlanta is just one big paywall, but for culture
August 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Atlanta is just one big paywall, but for culture
Calling people N**** after 30 just don’t hit the same. You too old fam. Time to update that vocabulary
August 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Calling people N**** after 30 just don’t hit the same. You too old fam. Time to update that vocabulary
Why are college dorm beds 40ft above ground level, who is flooding these dorms?
August 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Why are college dorm beds 40ft above ground level, who is flooding these dorms?
“I’m not white, I’m Shannon Sharpe….okay?”
August 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
“I’m not white, I’m Shannon Sharpe….okay?”
Be honest, what that phone smell like?
July 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Be honest, what that phone smell like?
Yes, Waking people up out of their sleep is a form of abuse
March 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Yes, Waking people up out of their sleep is a form of abuse
“Grandson, back when I was your age Kanye was actually considered a leader in the black community”
March 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
“Grandson, back when I was your age Kanye was actually considered a leader in the black community”
How is there a shortage of eggs, but no shortage of chicken?
Something’s not adding up….
Something’s not adding up….
March 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
How is there a shortage of eggs, but no shortage of chicken?
Something’s not adding up….
Something’s not adding up….
Is Bikini Bottom considered the suburbs? Did Sandy live in section 8 housing?
I need answers!
I need answers!
a cartoon of spongebob wearing a pair of pink glasses
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob wearing a pair of pink glasses
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February 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Is Bikini Bottom considered the suburbs? Did Sandy live in section 8 housing?
I need answers!
I need answers!
Turns out it wasn’t seasonal depression, just needed a haircut
False alarm…
False alarm…
January 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Turns out it wasn’t seasonal depression, just needed a haircut
False alarm…
False alarm…
Do y’all also see cocaine falling from the sky, or am I trippen?
January 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Do y’all also see cocaine falling from the sky, or am I trippen?
I’ve seen far too many YT people in tshirts and shorts playing in the snow.
January 9, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I’ve seen far too many YT people in tshirts and shorts playing in the snow.
For context, This what she imagines when you respond back with a voice note…
a young man is laying on his stomach on a lush green field .
Alt: a zesty young man is laying on his stomach on a lush green field .
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January 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
For context, This what she imagines when you respond back with a voice note…
Just needum for a smooth $125..
a man wearing a red beanie and a jacket is smiling and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man wearing a red beanie and a jacket is smiling and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Just needum for a smooth $125..
Them New Balance 9060 the new AF1s. Price don’t budge for NOTHING!
January 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Them New Balance 9060 the new AF1s. Price don’t budge for NOTHING!