Phasmata
@phasmata.bsky.social
Wilderness, cars, movies, video games, anime, open-minded, doing the best I can to live an enjoyable enough life while I'm alive enough to live it.
The amount of money people let themselves get scammed out of by billionaires just to watch some millionaires toss a ball around. Meanwhile I'm performing a useful service and living paycheck to paycheck with no health insurance while people making 10x what I do ask if I can give them a discount.
December 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The amount of money people let themselves get scammed out of by billionaires just to watch some millionaires toss a ball around. Meanwhile I'm performing a useful service and living paycheck to paycheck with no health insurance while people making 10x what I do ask if I can give them a discount.
For the record, my home is open to any UN peacekeeping forces. Any military or law enforcement obeying the orders of Trump are not welcome.
December 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
For the record, my home is open to any UN peacekeeping forces. Any military or law enforcement obeying the orders of Trump are not welcome.
It's amazing that someone hasn't shot ICE in self defense yet.
December 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It's amazing that someone hasn't shot ICE in self defense yet.
You're not scamming Amazon with returns. You're scamming the product manufacturers, the small business third party sellers, other shoppers, and contributing to massive environmental damage and landfilling.
December 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
You're not scamming Amazon with returns. You're scamming the product manufacturers, the small business third party sellers, other shoppers, and contributing to massive environmental damage and landfilling.
All the people after Trump's nonsense about kei cars saying, "Awesome, but give them more power and make them bigger."
Soooo you just want a regular compact car? We've had those for decades, and you didn't buy them.
Soooo you just want a regular compact car? We've had those for decades, and you didn't buy them.
December 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
All the people after Trump's nonsense about kei cars saying, "Awesome, but give them more power and make them bigger."
Soooo you just want a regular compact car? We've had those for decades, and you didn't buy them.
Soooo you just want a regular compact car? We've had those for decades, and you didn't buy them.
Grumpy atheist take:
Religion, at least "western" religions, are kind of an MLM of ignorance. "Here is some ignorant bullshit from me to you for you to now spread to 10 other people for each of them to spread to 10 people. Together we can share the burdens of ignoring science intelligent thought."
Religion, at least "western" religions, are kind of an MLM of ignorance. "Here is some ignorant bullshit from me to you for you to now spread to 10 other people for each of them to spread to 10 people. Together we can share the burdens of ignoring science intelligent thought."
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Grumpy atheist take:
Religion, at least "western" religions, are kind of an MLM of ignorance. "Here is some ignorant bullshit from me to you for you to now spread to 10 other people for each of them to spread to 10 people. Together we can share the burdens of ignoring science intelligent thought."
Religion, at least "western" religions, are kind of an MLM of ignorance. "Here is some ignorant bullshit from me to you for you to now spread to 10 other people for each of them to spread to 10 people. Together we can share the burdens of ignoring science intelligent thought."
Republicans are way too weirdly obsessed with our genitals and whether or not we are breeding. It's creepy and gross.
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Republicans are way too weirdly obsessed with our genitals and whether or not we are breeding. It's creepy and gross.
Sean Duffy is an idiot and a prick like every other Trumper, but we do come dangerously close to agreeing. We do not agree because of things like nuance and context, but we come very close. See georgehahn.com/dress-up-whe...
Dress Up When You Go Out. You’ll Have a Better Time.
In the three months I worked as a host in Cleveland’s sexiest dining hall, I noticed that people who dressed up seemed to have a better time.
georgehahn.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Sean Duffy is an idiot and a prick like every other Trumper, but we do come dangerously close to agreeing. We do not agree because of things like nuance and context, but we come very close. See georgehahn.com/dress-up-whe...
Teachers need to strike. All of them. Everywhere. People are so fucking stupid these days, that they can barely get much worse while teacher strike for real improvements to be made in our education system. No scientific literacy, no knowledge of history, 6th grade reading level... This is ridiculous
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Teachers need to strike. All of them. Everywhere. People are so fucking stupid these days, that they can barely get much worse while teacher strike for real improvements to be made in our education system. No scientific literacy, no knowledge of history, 6th grade reading level... This is ridiculous
Karoline's name goes into the notebook before Donald's does at this point. The insanity of her spin on Lord Dipshit's remarks about executing members of Congress for simply reminding military members that their oath included an oath to disobey unlawful orders is spectacular.
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Karoline's name goes into the notebook before Donald's does at this point. The insanity of her spin on Lord Dipshit's remarks about executing members of Congress for simply reminding military members that their oath included an oath to disobey unlawful orders is spectacular.
This Epstein thing is going to be a really upsetting reminder to a lot of people that 97% of rapists never get any jail time. Society is fucking disgusting.
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This Epstein thing is going to be a really upsetting reminder to a lot of people that 97% of rapists never get any jail time. Society is fucking disgusting.
Guillotines are bipartisan and handle pedophiles and pedophiles defenders just as well as anyone else.
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Guillotines are bipartisan and handle pedophiles and pedophiles defenders just as well as anyone else.
Ivanka is a villain too, but I will at least always have a small piece of sympathy for her because given everything else he has done and the things he has said, you just know her father sexually assaulted her too.
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Ivanka is a villain too, but I will at least always have a small piece of sympathy for her because given everything else he has done and the things he has said, you just know her father sexually assaulted her too.
A parasite realizing that he and his kind are getting a little too close to killing their host and advocating for restraint so that the host can continue to be exploited.
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
A parasite realizing that he and his kind are getting a little too close to killing their host and advocating for restraint so that the host can continue to be exploited.
Looking forward to this so much.
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Looking forward to this so much.
You want Chuck Schumer to resign.
I want the Senate in its entirety abolished.
We are not the same.
I want the Senate in its entirety abolished.
We are not the same.
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
You want Chuck Schumer to resign.
I want the Senate in its entirety abolished.
We are not the same.
I want the Senate in its entirety abolished.
We are not the same.
Democrats who aren't pieces of shit need to leave the party and form a new one. There is no trust left. There ARE good leaders and representatives, but as long as they continue to associate with garbage like Schumer, Durbin, Kaine, Fetterman, etc how can we trust that the bullshit will ever end?
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Democrats who aren't pieces of shit need to leave the party and form a new one. There is no trust left. There ARE good leaders and representatives, but as long as they continue to associate with garbage like Schumer, Durbin, Kaine, Fetterman, etc how can we trust that the bullshit will ever end?
My old man take is that mountain biking used to be better before everything became over-engineered tracks full of man-made banks and jumps and wooden causeways. It used to be more organic trails carved through nature, and now it looks more like a bunch of skate park stunts in a row with some trees.
November 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My old man take is that mountain biking used to be better before everything became over-engineered tracks full of man-made banks and jumps and wooden causeways. It used to be more organic trails carved through nature, and now it looks more like a bunch of skate park stunts in a row with some trees.
What is the problem with the state of television that there hasn't been a hit sitcom in what seems like forever and that it seems we've given up trying and are just rebooting all the sitcoms millennials remember. I get that we are ripe for nostalgia capitalism, but this seems like more than that
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
What is the problem with the state of television that there hasn't been a hit sitcom in what seems like forever and that it seems we've given up trying and are just rebooting all the sitcoms millennials remember. I get that we are ripe for nostalgia capitalism, but this seems like more than that
Did he really try to brag about having one of the best MRI results? How can no one just shout, "Shut the fuck up, you stupid windbag," when he starts that "best" and "nobody else but me" bullshit that he always fucking does about the dumbest shit?
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Did he really try to brag about having one of the best MRI results? How can no one just shout, "Shut the fuck up, you stupid windbag," when he starts that "best" and "nobody else but me" bullshit that he always fucking does about the dumbest shit?
Omg, r/ice_ero is a thing and is ... a fascinating behind the scenes view of those fascist thugs.
October 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Omg, r/ice_ero is a thing and is ... a fascinating behind the scenes view of those fascist thugs.
"He isn't demolishing anything."
"He is just demolishing an outdoor walkway on the edge of the east wing."
Well, the east wing is gone last I saw so I wonder how far this will go and how many excuses there'll be. Brb, gotta go eat a $40 billion Argentinian steak in front of bankrupt ranchers.
"He is just demolishing an outdoor walkway on the edge of the east wing."
Well, the east wing is gone last I saw so I wonder how far this will go and how many excuses there'll be. Brb, gotta go eat a $40 billion Argentinian steak in front of bankrupt ranchers.
October 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
"He isn't demolishing anything."
"He is just demolishing an outdoor walkway on the edge of the east wing."
Well, the east wing is gone last I saw so I wonder how far this will go and how many excuses there'll be. Brb, gotta go eat a $40 billion Argentinian steak in front of bankrupt ranchers.
"He is just demolishing an outdoor walkway on the edge of the east wing."
Well, the east wing is gone last I saw so I wonder how far this will go and how many excuses there'll be. Brb, gotta go eat a $40 billion Argentinian steak in front of bankrupt ranchers.
Just croak already. Please.
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Just croak already. Please.
I can't believe there aren't people going around kidnapping people right now in broad daylight and even in full view of law enforcement who aren't cops or ICE or anything other than actual kidnappers looking to traffic, ransom, rape, murder people...
October 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I can't believe there aren't people going around kidnapping people right now in broad daylight and even in full view of law enforcement who aren't cops or ICE or anything other than actual kidnappers looking to traffic, ransom, rape, murder people...