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🌅the ice is melting
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🇺🇲never let a good catastrophe go to waste
January 15, 2026 at 2:50 AM
So where'd all the cybertrucks go? 👀
January 10, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Some of you have yet to live through an apocalypse or 6 and it shows
January 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
So Rob Reiner was allegedly killed by tds. Which means if Trump had never been born Roh Reiner would still he alive. Which means Trump killed Rob Reiner. Allegedly
December 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
What if this whole time, a.i. was a room full of people in Karen cuts replying to us in real time
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Magic is cool n all but can we not let the word superstition go into obscurity pls
November 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The history of the u.s. can be summed up by the point of a finger
November 2, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Hot take: Ride the Lightning=Thriller
October 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Bad Bunny: you have 4 months to learn mfs

Trump admin: don't learn anything. Ever
October 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
September 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Buckets of rain are coming down in the middle of October. They tell you its the doing of evil men. In reality they're just pissing on you
September 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Y'know how i know boycotting and whatever is working? They ban it and punish you for it
September 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Desperate times call for desperate manufacturing
September 19, 2025 at 7:29 AM
They say they have a hard time figuring out how to heal the mind. But they sure know how to fvck with it
August 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Reposted by jesse
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July 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Anyone hear from Luigi?
July 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Show em how free you can be today. Happy birthday
July 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
In Sesame Street: this years word(and on) is action
July 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Unfortunately(fortunately?) we all have a ready 4 war phase at some point
July 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
New Looney Tunes movie on HBO. it’s 🔥
June 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Livin in the age of golden anchors. Hallelujah
June 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
If you have yet to watch Star Wars, start at 4 like you’re supposed to. End it at 6. Like you’re supposed to
June 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It seems like SOME people have never heard a little ol’ song called R-E-S-P-E-C-T
June 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
June 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Joe Rogan out there somewhere still trying to figure out who “they” is
June 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM