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Ali 🍈
@phenylethanol.bsky.social
she/they | 25 | video game enjoyer & epidemiologist in training
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hello and welcome!! i’m ali, nice to meet you :)

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frankenstein made my cry 👍 beautiful film oh my god
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Hey you
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
what if we brought back poggers
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
local gym girl here reminding the girlies to eat food. you must stay strong thru the winter. the fascists want u to be frail and weak and undernourished. fuck them
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
leg day soreness is setting in…. it hasn’t even been 12 hours…. yay <3
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
friends, money, and beach

taking this as a sign that i’m gonna trauma bond w/ my cohort, get my external funding, and then fuck off to a random spot outside the us 🙏🏻 god bless
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
mr. beast built a theme park in saudi arabia and that tells you everything you need to know about him
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
okay i ran errands and got a new library book so surely now my brain will want to work post-lunch right…
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
update: i'm thinking about dissertation again instead of these lol
using even more tricks to try and get my brain to start working so here goes. today i need (more like want but) to:
- finish an overdue (have an extension but still) homework assignment
- finish manuscript edits for a submission
stretch goal:
- make new figures for the manuscript
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
yuh
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
romanticizing my way out of being behind on work by pretending to be one of those “day in my life as a phd student” vloggers
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
happy tee tuesday she is judging you
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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I like Ampharos.
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
also went very well- 20 pounds off my squat is fucking nothing I’ll be back at it next week lol
good morning it leg day
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
good morning it leg day
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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i need everyone to know that in call, ali is just going "oh my god im gonna cry, look at him face" over and over
now u can always look at him because i am him
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
now u can always look at him because i am him
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
look at him
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
staring at a very expensive cart of pokemon plushies. they are so cute that i’ll cry if i look at them for too long
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
why did they add ai slop to google maps 😭 i cant find a way to turn it off and i will just switch to a different app if i cant disable it. literally saw it make up a fake menu item for a bakery i was looking at
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
live view of me and the hack squat machine reuniting tomorrow
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
okay so not horrendous- mostly a few reps lost here and there and the worst of it was 10 pounds on chest press. we’re so back lol
oh now i’m so excited to restart the lifting routine next week. place ur bets as to how much strength i’ve lost especially in my upper body lol (hopefully none since boxing went rlly well but we’ll see)
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
good morning the dumbass next to me at the gym was leaning so far back on his lat pulldowns that he may as well have been laying down. while looking so smug. i literally had to turn away so i didn’t laugh. AND he didn’t even wipe down his equipment 🤢
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
omg yay i got invited to a friend’s for thanksgiving ^-^
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM