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Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃

@philbri.bsky.social

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Sunset-obsessed cat dad with a PhD and a vast music collection 🐾🌅 🎓📷

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Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · Jan 18

Tried to get a cute photo since it's #Caturday but he just hanging there 🤣

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Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 11h

Nobody gives a fuck about your birthday, hun. We all have one and you literally brought this to your own door #bbuk

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Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 11h

I can't actually believe that Nancy thought what she was saying was okay? Sam smirking. You were caught out being a two faced bitch and you never would have had a conversation with her. There's no defence #bbuk

Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 12h

So tired of Caroline's bitchy aura and that j*mmy s*ville hair ain't helping 👀 #bbuk

Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 12h

He's a lot more entertaining than Elsa 💤

Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 12h

I don't think the right person went on Friday. I want drama, and this series seems like it could be quite dramatic #bbuk

Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 15h

Married to the hustle and now I know the life of a gym girl. Married to the hustle and now I know the life of a gym girl.

Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 16h

Walked past a guy who's messaged me before on grindr and sort of half smiled in acknowledgement. He glared at me. Maybe I'm not the problem.

Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 16h

Thanks man 🥰 all work related

Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 16h

Anxiety is sky high for this incoming week 🫠

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Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 19h

This outfit is everything 🫠😍

Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 1d

Anthony Perkins in 1960 🥵🫠❤️

Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 1d

@camruined.bsky.social 🥹❤️

Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 1d

Disgusted at Ed Gein thinking he can dare lay a hand on THE Addison SLAY.

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Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 1d

Sub plot - her fantastic rack is a paid extra (respectfully)

Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 1d

Finally arrived after 2 weeks

Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 1d

Wearing my Ethel Cain tee today 🥰

Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 2d

It was really fun

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Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 2d

One thing about me is I will ALWAYS decline an invite to the work Xmas dinner and take pleasure in doing so.

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Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 3d

Jade: I know my audience
The audience: 🏳️‍🌈

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Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 3d

That's a showgirl, Baby! 💯

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Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 3d

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Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 3d

Going to see Jade tonight so I resurrected my Little Mix tshirt 😌

Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 3d

Imagine, in 2025, Addison Rae making an exponentially better album than Taylor Swift. Not to compare the girlies but bloody hell 😅

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Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 4d

Even hotter peeling them off a guy 🫠 we should try that out

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Count Philula 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃 @philbri.bsky.social · 4d

Same 💀