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Phil Calçado
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Headed engineering for companies w/ either millions of users but no revenue or millions in revenue but no users.
These two on the same day are quite a statement about the state of innovation across countries.
February 17, 2026 at 2:54 AM
… and I’d bet my lunch money that before Claude Code, their “top bug finder” was just whoever hit it first in production.
February 15, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Every time someone sends me a link to Twitter
February 15, 2026 at 7:03 PM
It’s sad that, in the rush to call themselves AI-enabled, companies are reverting 50 years in software engineering and doing silly things like counting LOC, like a middle manager at IBM on a CORBA project in the ’90s.
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I get unreasonably excited when someone asks for cafés to work from in the South Brooklyn subreddits.
February 7, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.
February 2, 2026 at 3:19 PM
It’s going to be so damn funny when these bots and the folks hyping this AutoGPT 2.0 as the second coming realize what the second L in LLM stands for…
January 31, 2026 at 3:19 AM
thanks obamamdani
January 25, 2026 at 5:08 PM
somehow the whole foods in gowanus wasn't mad max
January 24, 2026 at 12:48 AM
My phone auto-updated without my consent and I can tell you my English isn't good enough to properly express how much I hate this liquid glass bs.
January 23, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Last week’s post about companies claiming they’re more productive than ever while delivering about the same as ever ended up being a tongue-in-cheek Rorschach test.
Silicon Valley - Pied Piper's product
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January 12, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Coding agents and vibe coding have enabled teams to write more code in the last six months than in the past ten years!

And yet the pace of shipped features and the actual value delivered feels the same as ever.

So… wtf is all this code y’all writing?
January 9, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Haven’t had to miss BJJ yet this year—2026 has started off than 2025 already
January 7, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Did I...just DoS Verizon?
January 6, 2026 at 8:43 PM
The problem with AI is that it tastes like stevia. I will not be taking questions at this time, thank you
January 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Using Claude Code to write Ruby feels like spending 70% of your time trying to exorcise DHH’s ghost from the shell just to get some minimal modularity.
December 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Spec-Driven Development is a lovely new buzzword, right up until you remember LLMs are systems optimized to cheat their way into satisfying arbitrary constraints.
December 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Turns out Slack and code reviews were missing one very specific emoji reaction. I present :sad-dijkstra:
December 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Now I really want to see what changed in that ToS…
December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You either die a Web 2.0 hero, or live long enough to be acquired by Bending Spoons.
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
When IBM’s CEO drops a “and here’s the catch” in his interview with @reckless.bsky.social and your brain immediately thinks “this dude is AI?”
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
AI engineers are being built by people whose only professional experience is solving coding puzzles competitively, to replace people whose only real professional skill is solving coding puzzles in interviews. And to be fair, they’re really good at that.
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Teen Vogue in 2016
The Verge in 2025
Everyone underestimates how entertaining I find these interactions
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Base44 guy on a podcast:
— Salesforce, Atlassian… just a UI on a DB. People will build their own
— Funny, those guys told me they built their own internal Base44 in-house in 3 months
— Look, anyone can build a vibe-coding app… they just don’t get our platform’s complexity… like async jobs!
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM