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Perfect teeth, nice smell, a class act all the way.
Peter Mandelson has resigned to spend more time with his shredder
February 3, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Starmer, in 2019, brings Mandelson to his team to help plan a coup. Keeps him on and gives him a prestigious position. All this time, Starmer knew that Mandelson was good friends with Epstein. It was public knowledge in 2019.

Why did the Prime Minister decide Mandelson was an appropriate ally?
February 3, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Makes sense why he paid to have engineers create an infinite child porn generator
Last year, Elon Musk said Jeffrey Epstein tried to get him to go to his island but he "REFUSED."

New emails show Elon Musk actively asking Epstein "what day/night will be the wildest party on =our island?"

And the next year, Musk asked again if there was a "good time to visit."
January 30, 2026 at 10:01 PM
What’s a mouse’s favourite cleric spell? Squeak with dead
January 25, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Solidarity with all Americans standing up against fascist state violence.
January 25, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Little Friday afternoon off work please fix me
January 23, 2026 at 2:06 PM
How far into Trumps invasion of Greenland will it take before Starmer is willing to admit that he is actually planning on invading Greenland?
January 19, 2026 at 7:07 PM
A few types of people whining about more women in Warhammer (and other “needy” hobbies):
Men who never took the break from the hobby to do other things, never broadened horizons
Those who don’t really care but know it’s an easy to generate engagement and get seen
Young idiots influenced by the above
January 18, 2026 at 12:58 PM
She reaping on my bone till I ossiarch

#warmongers
January 16, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I am no longer going to tell any company how their service was after our interaction. Fuck OFF.
January 13, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Apparently some people don’t stay awake all night working through invented scenarios about how everyone they’ve ever cared about will wake up tomorrow hating them?
January 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The super wealthy forgot that letting the working class retire at a reasonable age, have time off and a nice house and car was the compromise.

They broke our implied arrangement.
January 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I’m glad we seem to be past peak only fools and horses tat. Barely saw any all Christmas last year. Nature is healing
January 12, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Love that absolutely no one is buying this very obvious bollocks
January 11, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I can reveal that I worked on the fallout tv show, it was my job to pop Ella Purnell’s eyes back in if they popped out like a pugs
January 8, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I feel sorry for the generation of history students who have to try and work out how the fuck we got to WW3 here
January 8, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I suspect that the episode of Parks & Rec where the Venezuelans visit and are super rich and it embarrasses the Americans is probably to blame for all this.
January 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Can’t believe I’m apparently the one who has to tell the British government this but the United States of America are not an ally. They are by any definition a rogue state.
January 6, 2026 at 11:51 AM
One day of work and my entire body feels like it’s giving up.
January 5, 2026 at 8:17 PM
At least we can all stop pretending that international law is a thing now I guess
January 5, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Wolverine with Bill Sienkiewicz inking John Buscema pencils and Peter David writing is peak. The restrained, muted palette of Glynis Oliver giving it a beautiful noir tone. Superb.
January 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Steam cleaner? Why would I ever need to clean steam?
January 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
January 1, 2026 at 12:23 PM
If you ever want to check if Marx ever wrote about something, the quickest way is to say “I think Marx failed to consider…” and you’ll get a fully cited reference and links to essays discussing that very thing.
January 1, 2026 at 11:42 AM
We should all be much, much angrier and the damage done to our planet that continues just to make a tiny percentage even richer. Like, way angrier.
December 31, 2025 at 8:39 AM