phlebotanist | alex
@phlebotanist.bsky.social
alex (they/he)
✨️gay, trans, tired✨️
mostly here for hmj chat 🌛
✨️gay, trans, tired✨️
mostly here for hmj chat 🌛
we're picking him up on friday 😭
December 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
we're picking him up on friday 😭
no one freak out no one panic but we might be getting a cat this week!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
no one freak out no one panic but we might be getting a cat this week!!!!
we had a call with the cat rescue and are waiting to hear from the foster about meeting the kitten we're interested in!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
we had a call with the cat rescue and are waiting to hear from the foster about meeting the kitten we're interested in!!!!!!!!!!!!
my big pet peeve with wrapped (and most year wrap ups) is that the year isn't over yet!!!! what about december!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
my big pet peeve with wrapped (and most year wrap ups) is that the year isn't over yet!!!! what about december!!!!
a pigeon hurt itself on something and bled all over our window feeder and window. i looked up from my coffee to a murder scene but it was a pigeon dripping blood on the no mess seed mix
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
a pigeon hurt itself on something and bled all over our window feeder and window. i looked up from my coffee to a murder scene but it was a pigeon dripping blood on the no mess seed mix
thank y'all for all of the sweet replies on my anniversary post! i never know how to respond to people lol but i appreciate this little community so much 💜
December 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
thank y'all for all of the sweet replies on my anniversary post! i never know how to respond to people lol but i appreciate this little community so much 💜
sunrise/sunset
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
sunrise/sunset
celebrating one year of marriage today to the love of my life, @loathsometart.bsky.social 💕
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
celebrating one year of marriage today to the love of my life, @loathsometart.bsky.social 💕
booked a little cabin for our anniversary weekend and wow wow wow
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
booked a little cabin for our anniversary weekend and wow wow wow
i have one of my stepsisters for family secret santa this year and i love her very much but the majority of her wishlist is harry potter and taylor swift merch
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i have one of my stepsisters for family secret santa this year and i love her very much but the majority of her wishlist is harry potter and taylor swift merch
have y'all heard of FUN???
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
have y'all heard of FUN???
they said no 😭
emailed our landlords to ask if they'll let us get a dog 😬🤞
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
they said no 😭
proof of my rabbit named Coriander (Cory) that i mentioned in chat!! for some reason i wanted to name him a spice name and i asked my parents what spices were his colour and they told me coriander???
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
proof of my rabbit named Coriander (Cory) that i mentioned in chat!! for some reason i wanted to name him a spice name and i asked my parents what spices were his colour and they told me coriander???
does anyone in hmj chat have SAD lamp recommendations? looking for something inexpensive ideally!
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
does anyone in hmj chat have SAD lamp recommendations? looking for something inexpensive ideally!
the crows left a stinky dead rat carcass on our railing and this was NOT what i was hoping for as crow gifts
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
the crows left a stinky dead rat carcass on our railing and this was NOT what i was hoping for as crow gifts
saw a green cybertruck last night and as i was approaching i genuinely thought it was a dumpster!!!
November 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
saw a green cybertruck last night and as i was approaching i genuinely thought it was a dumpster!!!
can't believe i haven't been yelling about the new jay som album since it's almost exclusively what i've been listening to for a month but y'all...NEW JAY SOM ALBUM IS VERY GOOD GO LISTEN TO IT thank u
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
can't believe i haven't been yelling about the new jay som album since it's almost exclusively what i've been listening to for a month but y'all...NEW JAY SOM ALBUM IS VERY GOOD GO LISTEN TO IT thank u
carrying so much trauma from my experiences at this job (not even counting the transphobia) and yet i still feel like a failure for quitting!!!! make that make any sense!!!! it doesn't!!!!
November 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
carrying so much trauma from my experiences at this job (not even counting the transphobia) and yet i still feel like a failure for quitting!!!! make that make any sense!!!! it doesn't!!!!
current brain state: my job gives me horrible anxiety so i should quit but the idea of quitting gives me horrible anxiety so i won't quit but thinking of returning to work gives me horrible anxiety so maybe i should quit but thinking about quitting makes me anxious so maybe....
November 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
current brain state: my job gives me horrible anxiety so i should quit but the idea of quitting gives me horrible anxiety so i won't quit but thinking of returning to work gives me horrible anxiety so maybe i should quit but thinking about quitting makes me anxious so maybe....
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spending time with close friends who know you and get you is such a delight and a privilege!! had some besties over last night and wow I LOVE MY FRIENDS
October 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
spending time with close friends who know you and get you is such a delight and a privilege!! had some besties over last night and wow I LOVE MY FRIENDS
thinking about her
October 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
thinking about her
FINALLY got the email to book my flu/covid shots
October 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
FINALLY got the email to book my flu/covid shots