@phoebevg.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Wow! The 13th Step from @nhpr.org on #LastWeekTonight! Sorry it was bc of the defunding of CPB, but happy to see that incredible work shouted out!
November 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Wow! The 13th Step from @nhpr.org on #LastWeekTonight! Sorry it was bc of the defunding of CPB, but happy to see that incredible work shouted out!
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Keep thinking about
What Abby Bartlet would say
About the East Wing.
#breakfasthaiku
#WestWingTV
#FuckingBallroom
#FuckingTrump
What Abby Bartlet would say
About the East Wing.
#breakfasthaiku
#WestWingTV
#FuckingBallroom
#FuckingTrump
October 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Keep thinking about
What Abby Bartlet would say
About the East Wing.
#breakfasthaiku
#WestWingTV
#FuckingBallroom
#FuckingTrump
What Abby Bartlet would say
About the East Wing.
#breakfasthaiku
#WestWingTV
#FuckingBallroom
#FuckingTrump
Want to feel like the
“Sane”one? Run a marathon
Amongst Ultra folks!
#runninghaiku
#ultrapacer
#merely26miles
#stillveryveryhard
#100milers
#midstatemassive
#shesabeast
“Sane”one? Run a marathon
Amongst Ultra folks!
#runninghaiku
#ultrapacer
#merely26miles
#stillveryveryhard
#100milers
#midstatemassive
#shesabeast
October 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Want to feel like the
“Sane”one? Run a marathon
Amongst Ultra folks!
#runninghaiku
#ultrapacer
#merely26miles
#stillveryveryhard
#100milers
#midstatemassive
#shesabeast
“Sane”one? Run a marathon
Amongst Ultra folks!
#runninghaiku
#ultrapacer
#merely26miles
#stillveryveryhard
#100milers
#midstatemassive
#shesabeast
October 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
October 3, 2025 at 10:49 AM
So nervous! Heading
To war-torn Portland Friday……
Wrong coast?! AND no war?!?
#breakfasthaiku
#moreDJTbullshit
#butactuallygoingtoPortlandMaine
To war-torn Portland Friday……
Wrong coast?! AND no war?!?
#breakfasthaiku
#moreDJTbullshit
#butactuallygoingtoPortlandMaine
September 30, 2025 at 10:57 AM
So nervous! Heading
To war-torn Portland Friday……
Wrong coast?! AND no war?!?
#breakfasthaiku
#moreDJTbullshit
#butactuallygoingtoPortlandMaine
To war-torn Portland Friday……
Wrong coast?! AND no war?!?
#breakfasthaiku
#moreDJTbullshit
#butactuallygoingtoPortlandMaine
September 28, 2025 at 11:45 AM
If you want to feel
In demand, just agree to Sub for ALL the things.
#nevernotcalled
#substituteteacher #substitutecustodian #substitutefoodservice #weekendhaiku
In demand, just agree to Sub for ALL the things.
#nevernotcalled
#substituteteacher #substitutecustodian #substitutefoodservice #weekendhaiku
September 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If you want to feel
In demand, just agree to Sub for ALL the things.
#nevernotcalled
#substituteteacher #substitutecustodian #substitutefoodservice #weekendhaiku
In demand, just agree to Sub for ALL the things.
#nevernotcalled
#substituteteacher #substitutecustodian #substitutefoodservice #weekendhaiku
There is no haiku
For what is happening now.
(Speechless on Free Speech.)
#breakfasthaiku #autocracybloomsinsilence
For what is happening now.
(Speechless on Free Speech.)
#breakfasthaiku #autocracybloomsinsilence
September 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
There is no haiku
For what is happening now.
(Speechless on Free Speech.)
#breakfasthaiku #autocracybloomsinsilence
For what is happening now.
(Speechless on Free Speech.)
#breakfasthaiku #autocracybloomsinsilence
September 12, 2025 at 11:06 AM
“You reap what you sow.”
And this time, poetically.
(I won’t mourn evil).
#breakfasthaiku #itstheguns
And this time, poetically.
(I won’t mourn evil).
#breakfasthaiku #itstheguns
September 11, 2025 at 10:44 AM
“You reap what you sow.”
And this time, poetically.
(I won’t mourn evil).
#breakfasthaiku #itstheguns
And this time, poetically.
(I won’t mourn evil).
#breakfasthaiku #itstheguns
Everything old is
School again. How did I get
Here again? (Life’s weird.)
#breakfasthaiku #substituteteacher #careershift
#underemployment
School again. How did I get
Here again? (Life’s weird.)
#breakfasthaiku #substituteteacher #careershift
#underemployment
September 10, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Everything old is
School again. How did I get
Here again? (Life’s weird.)
#breakfasthaiku #substituteteacher #careershift
#underemployment
School again. How did I get
Here again? (Life’s weird.)
#breakfasthaiku #substituteteacher #careershift
#underemployment
One of these days I
Will craft a haiku that’s not
About that asshat.
#nottoday #ThatFuckingGuy #breakfasthaiku #constitutionalcrisis
Will craft a haiku that’s not
About that asshat.
#nottoday #ThatFuckingGuy #breakfasthaiku #constitutionalcrisis
September 9, 2025 at 10:56 AM
One of these days I
Will craft a haiku that’s not
About that asshat.
#nottoday #ThatFuckingGuy #breakfasthaiku #constitutionalcrisis
Will craft a haiku that’s not
About that asshat.
#nottoday #ThatFuckingGuy #breakfasthaiku #constitutionalcrisis
Another shooting.
“Well, ain’t that America?”
God, how I wish not.
#tragedyhaiku #fuckyourthoughtsandprayers
“Well, ain’t that America?”
God, how I wish not.
#tragedyhaiku #fuckyourthoughtsandprayers
August 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Another shooting.
“Well, ain’t that America?”
God, how I wish not.
#tragedyhaiku #fuckyourthoughtsandprayers
“Well, ain’t that America?”
God, how I wish not.
#tragedyhaiku #fuckyourthoughtsandprayers
You guys. I’m on vacation. Please fucking stop with the further dismantling of our nation so I relax a bitch, k?
August 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
You guys. I’m on vacation. Please fucking stop with the further dismantling of our nation so I relax a bitch, k?
It’s vacation time!
Sweaty, Red State amusements:
Florida in August.
#drivetoairporthaiku #familytrip #holdyournoseandhugthemouse #fuckyoudesantis
Sweaty, Red State amusements:
Florida in August.
#drivetoairporthaiku #familytrip #holdyournoseandhugthemouse #fuckyoudesantis
August 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
It’s vacation time!
Sweaty, Red State amusements:
Florida in August.
#drivetoairporthaiku #familytrip #holdyournoseandhugthemouse #fuckyoudesantis
Sweaty, Red State amusements:
Florida in August.
#drivetoairporthaiku #familytrip #holdyournoseandhugthemouse #fuckyoudesantis
This is a campfire.
You should have one, too, I think.
It makes life better.
#bedtimehaiku #campinghaiku #capecod #TruroMA
You should have one, too, I think.
It makes life better.
#bedtimehaiku #campinghaiku #capecod #TruroMA
August 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This is a campfire.
You should have one, too, I think.
It makes life better.
#bedtimehaiku #campinghaiku #capecod #TruroMA
You should have one, too, I think.
It makes life better.
#bedtimehaiku #campinghaiku #capecod #TruroMA
Unexpectedly
Freed from bonds of employment =
Relief and terror.
#breakfasthaiku #whoishiring
#lastday
Freed from bonds of employment =
Relief and terror.
#breakfasthaiku #whoishiring
#lastday
July 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Unexpectedly
Freed from bonds of employment =
Relief and terror.
#breakfasthaiku #whoishiring
#lastday
Freed from bonds of employment =
Relief and terror.
#breakfasthaiku #whoishiring
#lastday
These hard days are a
Gripping chapter in the book
I will never write.
#breakfasthaiku #worklife #forkintheroad #alsotheater
Gripping chapter in the book
I will never write.
#breakfasthaiku #worklife #forkintheroad #alsotheater
July 21, 2025 at 10:58 AM
These hard days are a
Gripping chapter in the book
I will never write.
#breakfasthaiku #worklife #forkintheroad #alsotheater
Gripping chapter in the book
I will never write.
#breakfasthaiku #worklife #forkintheroad #alsotheater
Murkowski votes no
But doesn’t meant it. That’s cool.
The House will fix it.
#EveningHaiku #IWasBeingSarcastic
#JustWatchFamilyGuyAndDrinkThePinot
But doesn’t meant it. That’s cool.
The House will fix it.
#EveningHaiku #IWasBeingSarcastic
#JustWatchFamilyGuyAndDrinkThePinot
July 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Murkowski votes no
But doesn’t meant it. That’s cool.
The House will fix it.
#EveningHaiku #IWasBeingSarcastic
#JustWatchFamilyGuyAndDrinkThePinot
But doesn’t meant it. That’s cool.
The House will fix it.
#EveningHaiku #IWasBeingSarcastic
#JustWatchFamilyGuyAndDrinkThePinot
If I planned a DINN-
ER menu based on “vibes”, I’d
Feel more remorse. Dick.
#breakfasthaiku #BombingIran #orangemenace
ER menu based on “vibes”, I’d
Feel more remorse. Dick.
#breakfasthaiku #BombingIran #orangemenace
June 24, 2025 at 10:33 AM
If I planned a DINN-
ER menu based on “vibes”, I’d
Feel more remorse. Dick.
#breakfasthaiku #BombingIran #orangemenace
ER menu based on “vibes”, I’d
Feel more remorse. Dick.
#breakfasthaiku #BombingIran #orangemenace
Mrs. Cronkhite’s grade
Seven social studies class
Did not prepare me.
#breakfasthaiku #greatteacher #authoritarianrule
#wtfdowedonow
Seven social studies class
Did not prepare me.
#breakfasthaiku #greatteacher #authoritarianrule
#wtfdowedonow
June 11, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Mrs. Cronkhite’s grade
Seven social studies class
Did not prepare me.
#breakfasthaiku #greatteacher #authoritarianrule
#wtfdowedonow
Seven social studies class
Did not prepare me.
#breakfasthaiku #greatteacher #authoritarianrule
#wtfdowedonow
June 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM