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Wishing for a thing does not make it so.
By @JoeSondow.bsky.social
Picard management tip: No good ever comes from checking your first officer's search history.
January 16, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Picard morality tip: The moment you consider yourself morally superior to someone due to your genetics is the moment you prove you are not.
January 15, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Picard management tip: Be willing to laugh at yourself, but unwilling to laugh at your coworkers.
January 14, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Picard management tip: Adopt the latest technologies right away, even if they're in beta.
January 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Picard anthropology tip: The very concept of a messiah is inherently authoritarian.
January 12, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Picard management tip: Suppress your inner alarm. Be the calmest person in the room.
January 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Picard management tip: The respect you show your crew is a major factor in determining how they feel about their work.
January 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Picard career tip: The grass may seem greener on the other side, but sometimes it's because of all the fertilizer.
January 9, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Picard management tip: No one can relax around Dr. Jekyll after they have met Mr. Hyde.
January 8, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Picard social tip: A Vulcan can laugh. A Klingon can soothe. A Ferengi can give. Your preconceptions are not facts.
January 7, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Picard management tip: Tell the crew where to go. Let them figure out how to get there.
January 5, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Picard management tip: Don't negotiate absurd schedules with engineers. Encourage truth telling and reasonable time estimates.
January 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Picard engineering tip: Make it so every subsystem can be found and repaired manually, even if you need to crawl to reach it.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Picard management tip: If anyone on your ship seems perfect, it means you aren't paying enough attention.
January 2, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Picard life tip: Resolve to make self improvement a habit, a lifestyle, a challenge, that becomes part of who you are all year, every year.
January 1, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Picard management tip: Start your log entries with the current stardate. It helps you keep track of what year it is.
December 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Picard style tip: If you don't have much on top, keep the back and sides short.
December 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Picard management tip: Tell good stories. The right story can persuade, inspire, or illuminate.
December 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Picard honesty tip: Don't let anyone else tell you how many lights you see.
December 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Picard management tip: After any stressful adventure, give yourself and your crew ample recovery time.
December 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Picard management tip: Take your leisure time seriously. A relaxed captain is a sane captain.
December 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Picard holiday tip: Religion and commercialism will both fade over generations. Generosity and kindness, however, will endure.
December 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Picard management tip: Take some alone time. The crew will be fine without you.
December 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Picard management tip: If a workaholic crew member pursues busywork on shore leave, insist that they stop and enjoy their free time.
December 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM