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You don’t have to like me, but I appreciate it if you do
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I’m not afraid of any of you fucking bitches. The heel of my foot has been lonely as hell recently.
I don’t know if I missed an internet meme in the past two hours or if this strange Cynthia Erivo photo is a phaun original but either way I think it’s here to stay
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I don’t know if I missed an internet meme in the past two hours or if this strange Cynthia Erivo photo is a phaun original but either way I think it’s here to stay
Reposted by 𝓷𝓮́𝓰𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓮́𝓮
Little Caesar must be on hard times because he’s been putting in overtime in the kitchen working on new recipes for the piggy dolls
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Little Caesar must be on hard times because he’s been putting in overtime in the kitchen working on new recipes for the piggy dolls
MY THC SELTZERS ARE UP TO TWENTY ONE FUCKING DOLLARS AND SOME CHANGE FOR A FOUR PACK IM GONNA HANG MYSELF!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
MY THC SELTZERS ARE UP TO TWENTY ONE FUCKING DOLLARS AND SOME CHANGE FOR A FOUR PACK IM GONNA HANG MYSELF!!!!!
I don’t know how to tell you this but I work for a medium size financial institution (not a bank) and apparently I’m the only fucking person of +400 employees that knows how to read and interpret contracts and I don’t even have a law degree, so maybe start keeping your money in your mattress.
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I don’t know how to tell you this but I work for a medium size financial institution (not a bank) and apparently I’m the only fucking person of +400 employees that knows how to read and interpret contracts and I don’t even have a law degree, so maybe start keeping your money in your mattress.
What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and Caroline Polachek and The Chainsmokers released a single together…?
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and Caroline Polachek and The Chainsmokers released a single together…?
Where are the she/they’s who listen to Sylvan Esso and drink espresso martinis at 9am on a Tuesday? I want to connect.
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Where are the she/they’s who listen to Sylvan Esso and drink espresso martinis at 9am on a Tuesday? I want to connect.
Have you ever been tied to a concrete block and bludgeoned to death with a shovel, pickaxe, or crowbar? Text 1 for Yes and 2 for No.
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Have you ever been tied to a concrete block and bludgeoned to death with a shovel, pickaxe, or crowbar? Text 1 for Yes and 2 for No.
If you put out a deluxe edition of an album around the same time as the standard edition, I find you repugnant
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
If you put out a deluxe edition of an album around the same time as the standard edition, I find you repugnant
Girl that Campbell’s soup executive HATES Campbell’s soup 😭😭😭😭😭
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Girl that Campbell’s soup executive HATES Campbell’s soup 😭😭😭😭😭
I woke up in a twerking mood
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I woke up in a twerking mood
Live action Ratatouille will be announced in 2026
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Live action Ratatouille will be announced in 2026
OH MY GKD LPLEse Zhelp SOMEONE DRIPPED MOLTEN HOT SIMPLE SYRUP ON MY TIDDIEZ IM AFRAID I HAVE THIRD DEGREE BURNs!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
OH MY GKD LPLEse Zhelp SOMEONE DRIPPED MOLTEN HOT SIMPLE SYRUP ON MY TIDDIEZ IM AFRAID I HAVE THIRD DEGREE BURNs!!!!
I am god damn fiening for a new Chvrches record or a single, shit I will take anything
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I am god damn fiening for a new Chvrches record or a single, shit I will take anything
I’m woke again!!
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I’m woke again!!
I think hangnails were evolutions way of telling us to not get too comfortable
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I think hangnails were evolutions way of telling us to not get too comfortable
Cobra Starship failed because they failed to trust the process
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Cobra Starship failed because they failed to trust the process
Enough saccharine shit! Time to fuck bitches and bust some kneecaps!!!
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Enough saccharine shit! Time to fuck bitches and bust some kneecaps!!!
I will only ever play with all my cards. I don’t believe in subterfuge. It may not serve me well, but I will never miss a wink of sleep or die with regrets. Hope you use this information to get one over on me.
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I will only ever play with all my cards. I don’t believe in subterfuge. It may not serve me well, but I will never miss a wink of sleep or die with regrets. Hope you use this information to get one over on me.
It gets to a point where it’s just tacky to be a hater… I’m not even a Smiler but be so for real @pitchfork.com 💀
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It gets to a point where it’s just tacky to be a hater… I’m not even a Smiler but be so for real @pitchfork.com 💀
This world is full of repulsive and horrifying things and we have conformed it in a way such that we only see the palatable parts. I like it, but can’t divorce myself from the guilt of it all.
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This world is full of repulsive and horrifying things and we have conformed it in a way such that we only see the palatable parts. I like it, but can’t divorce myself from the guilt of it all.
If Taylor Swift is on my Apple Music 2025 playlist i’m gonna stab myself with a rusty knife, just a heads up
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If Taylor Swift is on my Apple Music 2025 playlist i’m gonna stab myself with a rusty knife, just a heads up
Endless Summer Vacation was a fine enough album but the fact that it got more acclaim than both Plastic Hearts and Something Beautiful tells you all you need to know about the state of the industry. Also who at Pitchfork has a god damn blood vendetta against Miley because they pay her DUST.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Endless Summer Vacation was a fine enough album but the fact that it got more acclaim than both Plastic Hearts and Something Beautiful tells you all you need to know about the state of the industry. Also who at Pitchfork has a god damn blood vendetta against Miley because they pay her DUST.
There is a man forty years older than me, whose name I have engraved on a sledgehammer. And when I can buy my way out of any crime, I will put it to use. Know that.
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
There is a man forty years older than me, whose name I have engraved on a sledgehammer. And when I can buy my way out of any crime, I will put it to use. Know that.
Girl, these kids… 🚬
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Girl, these kids… 🚬