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Piloswine
@piloswine.bsky.social
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im a cow that draws pictures

99% of my art is traditional on paper bc i dont know how to use computer

Divine food, brings immortality
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Piloswine @piloswine.bsky.social · Jan 15
#portfolioday

im pilo a cow that draws pictures
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need to start doing alt text on my pics so here is this pic with alt text
a large pink horse with many eyes rises above a crashing wave made of collaged photos. a large gold bordered eye stares out from the waves
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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this will be 4 sale at the fc art show 🐴
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It Happened to Me
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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It Happened to Me
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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It Happened to Me
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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And here's the final actual comic page. Imagine flipping from the previous page to this one for maximum effect. 10/12
Again, a 2x3 classic comic layout, as a continuation of the previous page. Panel 1: Edie walks out of the room covered by curtain she closed on the previous page while saying "Hold on, let me go grab one of my massage tools." Panel 2: Edie is walking back into the room, throwing the curtain wide open. Stacy is laying naked on the couch, touching herself erotically. Edie says "Are you ready?" while holding an egg-style vibrator with the little intensity slider thing like is common in hentai. Panel 3: Edie has removed her clothes, and dives straight into Stacy's crotch. She holds Stacy's leg up while Stacy closes her eyes and says "Ah! Edie..." Panel 4: A close up on Stacy's privates and Edie's head. Edie is fingering Stacy while eating her out and using the vibrator on her clit. Hearts are flying everywhere. Off panel, Stacy says "Mmmmn... Oh, Edie..." Panel 5: Zoomed back out a bit, Stacy has wrapped her legs around Edie's upper body and is using her hands to hold Edie's head in her crotch while Edie continues eating her out. Stacy says "Edie, I'm gonna- 💕Oh fuuuu-💕" while Edie says "Mmmn... Come for me, Stacy❤️" Panel 6: Stacy is laying back on the couch, looking relaxed and satisfied, while Edie props herself up above her with a satisfied look on her face. Edie says "So, am I forgiven?" Stacy responds "Somehow, I can't stay mad at you❤️" On the bottom of the page is a black bar with an icon in the bottom-right indicating that this is the left side of the last page of the comic, such that the right side page is the inside of the back cover.
November 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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We're near the end now. This is the first page of a 2-part story, and it definitely uses the fact that you flip the page to the next one as something of a punchline or payoff, so keep that in mind when I post tomorrows. 9/12
This page is a classic 2x3 comic panel spread, with the bottom two right panels connected into one tall panel, which is read as the last panel of the page. Panel 1: The "My Pal Edie" title logo appears at the top of the frame, Edie and Stacy are both walking through the entrance to their apartment. Stacy is wearing a pair of flaired pants, a tied fabric belt and a polo shirt, and is clearly very upset. Edie is wearing a classic-looking cocktail dress and making a pleading gesture. She appears to be talking, but this panel has no word bubbles. Panel 2: Edie, with her hands clasped together, says "I said I'm sorry! Plus, didn't you say you hated that job anywa-" she is cut off by Stacy, who says "Edie." in an icy tone with crossed arms. Panel 3: Edie says "You're right, I'm sorry" while gesturing to a couch. Stacy, who is setting herself down on the couch says nothing, rendered as "..." and Edie continues "Why don't you lie down and I'll do the usual." Panel 4: Edie looks to the 4th wall/reader/camera and says "I'll just close this curtain first..." while closing a curtain, behind which only a black silhouette is seen. Panel 5: At the bottom of the panel, we see a silhouette of Edie crouching over Stacy, who is laying on the couch. You can't tell by the silhouettes if they are wearing clothes or not, like the classic movie gag. There's a number of word bubbles going back and forth from Stacy to Edie. Stacy: "Ooooh..." Edie: "Do you like it right there?" Stacy: "Mmmmn..." Edie: "What about here?" Stacy: "Ohhh yeah..." Edie: "How's the pressure?" Stacy: "Harder!" At the bottom of the image is a black bar with an icon showing this is the left-side page before flipping to the final page and back cover.
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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she’s so perfect
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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she’s so perfect
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Hawk tuah girl saying “I actually done a zoom in North Korea”
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Another good way to fill out the book, dress-up pages. In old comics the outfits were suggested by actual readers, and it would put their complete address if they gave it- feels crazy in retrospect but I guess you would hope people would mail you a letter rather than show up at your house. 8/12
In the top left, the page is labelled "Edie's Fashions." In the center of the page is a picture of Edie in cute, slightly fancy underwear. She is surrounded by four outfits matching her pose, such that you could cut them out and use the tabs to fold them onto her. Edie says "That wacky space outfit is out of this world!," describing one of the following outfits. In the top right is a "Sock Hop Outfit:" poodle skirt (with a picture of a cat instead of a poodle on it) with a belt, button-up shirt and sweater with big buttons. In the top left is a "Bathing Suit:" A one-piece swimsuit with stripes and an inflatable duck inner tube around the waist. In the bottom left is a "Cool Girl Outfit:" a white t-shirt tucked into a ripped pair of high-waisted capri jeans, with an unzipped leather jacket on top. It also has a bandana tied around the hair. In the bottom right is an outfit described as an "Astronaut Outfit:" although it is clearly a latex fetish outfit. It is almost a complete latex outfit, except it doesn't cover the upper arms or elbows, it has separate long gloves. There is a zipper on the upper body that is open, exposing the cleavage, and one on the lower body that is zipped up. There is a dog collar around the neck, and the ankles are cuffed together by a pair of padded cuffs. A padded handcuff is closed around the left glove wrist, with the other cuff left open. This outfit is described as being designed by "Stacy Jane of San Furcisco, CA." In the bottom-left is an invitation to "Become a member of Edie's Fashion Club!" It suggests you to "Send your new fashion ideas to 'My Pal Edie' Fashion Club Suite 742 135 Homer Ave Mewgene, Furegon" At the bottom of the image is a black bar with an icon in the bottom right showing that this is the 8th page of the comic, the left side page of the last pair of pages before the back cover.
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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there is a great hope underlying it all
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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www.yahoo.com/news/article... the most hope ive mustered since the election
The surprising issue driving a wedge between Trump and his MAGA base
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November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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This is inside the back cover, it's my 'From the Author' page and the only one not really based off of an old comic book. I put an extra box in the bottom right because I was so sure I would think of something clever. (The panel mentioned in the special thanks: bsky.app/profile/sixg...) 11/12
A From the Author page, split in two columns. The "From the Author" title of the left column is in the same style as the "My Pal Edie" title with the first two words in fancy cursive and the third in a goofy-looking cursive. Left column text: Hello everyone! This past year or so, I've started listening to golden age of radio* (*1920's-1950's) stuff. There's a lot of bad stuff, both just for being old and boring but also straight, white, male chauvinism, but there's still some good stuff. Like "My Friend Irma," a radio show that spawned newspaper strips, comic books and movies- it's about two girls living together, a ditzy blonde girl and a serious girl with black hair. Irma, the blonde, has a boyfriend that's a total bum, and Jane sounds like she wants to kill him and keep Irma for herself in some o the episodes. Irma is such a 'failgirl' that there has to be some reason Jane wants to keep her around so bad, right? You get what I'm saying... Fritz Bogey 9-15-2025" Right column says "SPECIAL THANKS" across the top in a fun font Right column text: "Piloswine (https://bsky.app/profile/piloswine.bsky.social) for all the love, support, inspiration & motivation Everyone from the Further Confusion 2025 independent comics panel: Iggy Craig, Lonnie Garcie, Eddy Atoms (& moderator Slam) for the tips, tricks & motivation All of Pilos (& my) furry friends (I'm not gonna list names in case I forget someone) But if I've given you a zine in a hotel room I probably mean you for making cons fun & motivating me to make these" In the bottom right is a picture of Joe from the 'Charles Catlas' ad in the middle of the book, flexing his arm while the cute goat boy from the last panel of that ad sits on it. They are holding hands and looking at each other lovingly. In the top right is a picture of Fritz the Dragon's face and a quick text saying I couldn't decide what to draw here. At the bottom of the image is a black bar with an icon showing this is on the inside of the back cover page.
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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i’m just about to fill a sketchbook i’ve had since 2018 and there’s this old pic in here, probably drawn in 2018 when i hated myself. anyway if you ever drew/felt things like this you can come out the other side bc i love myself now and this pic no longer feels like me. thank you
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Chris Elliot's groundbreaking anti-sitcom, Get A Life, is finally coming to streaming, courtesy of Shout TV.
Stand in the place where you live because Get A Life is finally coming to streaming
Stand in the place where you live because Get A Life is finally coming to streaming
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November 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Spring is Coming!
October 28, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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when tiger came down the mountain
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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no name
November 4, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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SNAKE CHARMER
June 21, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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panel 1: guy rushing in says "MY FAMICOM CARTS!! mouse is crushing them with a hammer. panel 2: guy, gathering cart pieces, says " how could you, these are irreplaceable." mouse says " dead world" panel 3: mouse says: artifacts of the dead world will weaken us panel 4: guy shouts " hey! " as mouse knocks over world of nintendo display kiosk. mouse says: I'm growing stronger.
April 10, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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They gotta fill out this middle of these books, so that's where they put the single-page stories. (Fun fact: This was the first page I drew of this comic.) 7/12
Another classic 2x3 panel layout. Panel 1: At the top of the panel, the "My Pal Edie" title. Edie sits in an upholstered armchair, poking at her phone. In the background, on the wall are a door and a poster for what looks like a furry version of 'The Gay Divorcee' Panel 2: The door is open, with Stacy entering. She says "I'm back, Edie, Did I miss anything?" Edie puts her phone down as she looks up at Stacy with her tail wagging. Panel 3: Stacy is hanging her shoulder bag on a coat rack while Edie says "Someone who was up to no good came by pretending to be a deliveryman!" Stacy responds "How did you know he was a faker?" Panel 4: Edie, taking a sort of 'well, naturally...' posture says "He said he was from Amazon... But the package said it was from Canada!" Panel 5: Stacy puts her hand to her forehead and with an upset face says "Edie, that was my new sweater! Why did *that* make you think he was a scammer?" Edie holds a finger to her mouth and looks a bit curious. Panel 6: Edie holds her hands out in a confident gesture, closes her eyes and says "Even *I*I know the Amazon is in Brazil!" Stacy falls backwards with a classic cartoon smoke cloud where her feet were. I couldn't resist. The bottom of the image has a band with an icon in the bottom left showing this is seventh page, ie the right-side page after opening the cover and flipping two pages.
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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It wouldn't be an old comic book without one of these ads! Well, something like this, anyways. 6/12
Another ad. Title: "How Joe Went From A GRIPER To A HYPER" Then 7 comic panels laid to frame a photo. Panel 1: A horse kicks sand on Joe and his girlfriend. "Hey! Quit kicking that sand in our faces!" "That main is the worse nuisance on the beach" Panel 2: The horse grabs Joe by the arm. "Listen here, I'd smash your face... only you're so skinny you might dry up and blow away" Panel 3: Joe and his girlfriend are walking. "The big bully! I'll get even some day." "Oh don't let it bother you, little boy!" Panel 4: Joe is at home, reading a magazine while kicking over a chair "Darn it! I'm sick and tired of being a scarecrow! Charles Catlas says he can give me a REAL body, all right! I'll gamble a stamp and get his FREE book!" Panel 5: Later, Joe is now ridiculously huge, flexing in front of a mirror. "Boy! It didn't take Catlas long to do this for me! What MUSCLES! That bully won't shove ME around again!" Panel 6: Joe and his girl are back at the beach, Joe is punching the bully in the face. "What! You here again? Here's something I owe you!" Panel 7: Joe's girlfriend and a cute goat boy are touching his arms, while HERO of the BEACH radiates in the background. "Oh, Joe! You ARE a real man after all!" "Gosh! What a build." To the right is a picture of Charles Catlas, a hyper-muscular cat posing. In between his legs is his signature, Charles Catlas "-actual photo of the man who holds the title, "The World's Most Perfectly Developed Man"" The header under the comic reads "I Can Make YOU A Hyper, Too, in Only 15 Minutes A Day!" Beneath is text describing the book and process, mostly the same as in ad this is parodying. The notable standout is a section listing exercises the book has for: - Making your muscles bigger - Making your arms longer - Making your legs longer - Making your ribcage wider - Making your neck shorter - Making yourself taller And most importantly: - Making your head smaller A clip-out and mail card in bottom right, and symbol showing this is page 6/12
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM