Patrick Anderson
@pimlius.bsky.social
This is but a placeholder for my Twitter soul
It’s a VW pickup truck (not sure of the exact model or even decade) - not many around!
January 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It’s a VW pickup truck (not sure of the exact model or even decade) - not many around!
It’s funny that there is an unspoken rule of American culture that jelly doughnuts shall be glazed and lemon doughnuts shall just be sugar.
January 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It’s funny that there is an unspoken rule of American culture that jelly doughnuts shall be glazed and lemon doughnuts shall just be sugar.
I like doing this too and this is one of my favorite finds (in Burbank right by the LA River). I don’t think I had ever seen one of these before in my life.
January 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I like doing this too and this is one of my favorite finds (in Burbank right by the LA River). I don’t think I had ever seen one of these before in my life.
The only thing this story is missing is what ChatGPT told her when she asked if it was okay to bring the gun to Australia as long as it was in her suitcase.
December 9, 2024 at 3:30 PM
The only thing this story is missing is what ChatGPT told her when she asked if it was okay to bring the gun to Australia as long as it was in her suitcase.
People like to dunk on Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” but do those people know there is a Jimmy Eat World version of “Last Christmas”?
December 9, 2024 at 2:41 AM
People like to dunk on Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” but do those people know there is a Jimmy Eat World version of “Last Christmas”?
Is there an add on for “It shall not look me in the eye when it is cutting my hair.”
December 7, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Is there an add on for “It shall not look me in the eye when it is cutting my hair.”
The ultimate stage of adult appreciation for Mr. Rogers is when you finally understand him changing into home clothes after he walks through the door. As a kid I was always like “what the hell is this man randomly trading up items of clothing for” — but I get it now, Mr. R. I get it now.
December 6, 2024 at 11:13 PM
The ultimate stage of adult appreciation for Mr. Rogers is when you finally understand him changing into home clothes after he walks through the door. As a kid I was always like “what the hell is this man randomly trading up items of clothing for” — but I get it now, Mr. R. I get it now.
My follower count on Bluesky is currently equal to the average number of Twitter followers I lose on a daily basis. Is that good too?
December 6, 2024 at 11:06 PM
My follower count on Bluesky is currently equal to the average number of Twitter followers I lose on a daily basis. Is that good too?
28 Months Later sort of sounds like a gross out pregnancy comedy
December 6, 2024 at 11:03 PM
28 Months Later sort of sounds like a gross out pregnancy comedy
[Rodney Dangerfield voice]
“I tell you I get no respect. I contacted Twitter support to ask why my follower count was dropping so fast and they told me even pornbots have their limit!”
“I tell you I get no respect. I contacted Twitter support to ask why my follower count was dropping so fast and they told me even pornbots have their limit!”
December 2, 2024 at 9:00 PM
[Rodney Dangerfield voice]
“I tell you I get no respect. I contacted Twitter support to ask why my follower count was dropping so fast and they told me even pornbots have their limit!”
“I tell you I get no respect. I contacted Twitter support to ask why my follower count was dropping so fast and they told me even pornbots have their limit!”
14-y/o: “Why does everyone call Los Angeles ‘L.A.’ but they don’t call San Diego ‘S.D.’?”
Me: “Maybe because Los Angeles is a longer name?”
14-y/o: “It’s literally the exact same number of syllables as San Diego.”
Me: [silently questions everything I ever thought I knew]
Me: “Maybe because Los Angeles is a longer name?”
14-y/o: “It’s literally the exact same number of syllables as San Diego.”
Me: [silently questions everything I ever thought I knew]
November 30, 2024 at 5:49 AM
14-y/o: “Why does everyone call Los Angeles ‘L.A.’ but they don’t call San Diego ‘S.D.’?”
Me: “Maybe because Los Angeles is a longer name?”
14-y/o: “It’s literally the exact same number of syllables as San Diego.”
Me: [silently questions everything I ever thought I knew]
Me: “Maybe because Los Angeles is a longer name?”
14-y/o: “It’s literally the exact same number of syllables as San Diego.”
Me: [silently questions everything I ever thought I knew]
Would very religious people be less religious if everyone all of a sudden became just as religious as them?
November 27, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Would very religious people be less religious if everyone all of a sudden became just as religious as them?
Ok guys this is clearly way worse than Twitter
November 27, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Ok guys this is clearly way worse than Twitter
Han Solo when he first gets out of the carbonite energy
November 27, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Han Solo when he first gets out of the carbonite energy
Also for the record my tweet (recycled here) comes from 2021 — prior to this article albeit not prior to the earlier internet discussions referenced therein.
November 25, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Also for the record my tweet (recycled here) comes from 2021 — prior to this article albeit not prior to the earlier internet discussions referenced therein.
Haha wow. I guess I’m glad others see the world as I do?
November 25, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Haha wow. I guess I’m glad others see the world as I do?
At first glance this is standard, whimsical pizza box art. A closer look reveals it to be a nightmarish depiction of a normal human pizza chef being assisted in his craft by some half-rendered cartoon goblin from a different dimension.
November 25, 2024 at 3:03 AM
At first glance this is standard, whimsical pizza box art. A closer look reveals it to be a nightmarish depiction of a normal human pizza chef being assisted in his craft by some half-rendered cartoon goblin from a different dimension.
You may remember Ziggy as a lovable loser, but if you actually go back through the archives it’s clear this “loser” had his finger on the pulse of a nation. This entry from December 1, 1984 is less “comic” and more searing indictment of a legal profession that has lost its way.
November 23, 2024 at 10:09 PM
You may remember Ziggy as a lovable loser, but if you actually go back through the archives it’s clear this “loser” had his finger on the pulse of a nation. This entry from December 1, 1984 is less “comic” and more searing indictment of a legal profession that has lost its way.
There is a church near me that advertises free coffee and doughnuts before Sunday services and it makes me wonder if the whole “omnipotent and omniscient deity who controls our eternal fate” angle is not having the impact it once did.
November 22, 2024 at 7:21 PM
There is a church near me that advertises free coffee and doughnuts before Sunday services and it makes me wonder if the whole “omnipotent and omniscient deity who controls our eternal fate” angle is not having the impact it once did.
Haha yes I remember now! And now we find ourselves half refugees on Bluesky…the world turns.
November 22, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Haha yes I remember now! And now we find ourselves half refugees on Bluesky…the world turns.
Thank you for saying so! But no I don’t remember!
November 22, 2024 at 7:44 AM
Thank you for saying so! But no I don’t remember!
[Setting: me, on my deathbed]
Loved ones: …
Me: “It still doesn’t make sense that the absence of people wasn’t even *addressed* by the ‘Cars’ movies.”
Loved ones: …
Me: “It still doesn’t make sense that the absence of people wasn’t even *addressed* by the ‘Cars’ movies.”
November 21, 2024 at 10:07 PM
[Setting: me, on my deathbed]
Loved ones: …
Me: “It still doesn’t make sense that the absence of people wasn’t even *addressed* by the ‘Cars’ movies.”
Loved ones: …
Me: “It still doesn’t make sense that the absence of people wasn’t even *addressed* by the ‘Cars’ movies.”
Fair warning: I am going to be reposting on here some of my favorite tweets that I have written from the past decade. If reading some of my very best, usually under-appreciated, but admittedly recycled tweets offends you, you may unfollow me now to maintain the purity of your Bluesky experience.
November 19, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Fair warning: I am going to be reposting on here some of my favorite tweets that I have written from the past decade. If reading some of my very best, usually under-appreciated, but admittedly recycled tweets offends you, you may unfollow me now to maintain the purity of your Bluesky experience.
Tell me you’re not MAHA without telling me you’re not MAHA, southpaw
November 15, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Tell me you’re not MAHA without telling me you’re not MAHA, southpaw