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getvashwoodpregnant2k23 @pinklicour.bsky.social · Oct 17

I’m holding on to vash the stampedes leg so that he has to drag me around with him when he walks

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wolfwoodwednesday.bsky.social @wolfwoodwednesday.bsky.social · 1d

A wolfwood who is full of devilish delight as he is about to pour his trusty bottle of travel hot sauce all over the guy who shot vash. His eyes are closed in cute little crescents and his mouth is a big, open smile. He has his right hand up in a two finger salute as he bustles down the hall full of purpose. The collar of his shirt is tall and perky, reflecting his vengeful whimsy. This is a man on a mission. Also, his nose is extra cute in this panel and his neck is a little distracting all swan-like on display. Alarmed shouts surround him saying, "H...Hey who are you?" "Hey! He's got something there!!" "This is an emergency! Move aside!" "You're not gonna...?!"
from trimax omnibus vol. 1 chapter 3 "Girls, Bravo!" (trimax tankōbon vol. 1 ch. 3)

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getvashwoodpregnant2k23 @pinklicour.bsky.social · 3d

vash getting his hair cut with it gelled and styled and ww really thinking that you don’t have to touch the hair to cut it bc he just snips his own hair with the scissors one handed- 2 fearsome clueless men!

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Mellodii @mellodii.bsky.social · 9d

The thinkerrrr
#trigun ##vashthestampede

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getvashwoodpregnant2k23 @pinklicour.bsky.social · 3d

I LOVE THIS COW WHY ARE THEY SO RECTANGLE

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(semi hiatus) @plumtoad.bsky.social · 4d

okay i did Cow y'all ever seen a cow do this my god why are they so big

ren doodle of a cow craning its neck to lick at its flank with its freaky long tongue

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"what—what's it doing?"

"it's a cow"

"i know it's a cow!"

"you did not, how would you know what a cow is??"

"we had books at the orphanage!"

it's true wolfwood had books at the orphanage, but none of the picture books had a Cow in them because why would they. he actually didn't know it was a Cow until just now when vash told him. he'd only read the word in older paperbacks bought in infrequent but large, cheap heaps that the kids mostly used as scribble paper. wolfwood assumed, given context clues, that a Cow was basically a thoma—a large sort of all purpose round, two-legged herd animal.

he was shocked and frightened at how rectangular a Cow actually was. it was just so much a rectangle. a very large block with a head stuck on it and knobbly legs and that was it. a terrifyingly simple construction. and it was large, really large, maybe even huge. it had long nipples hanging down that trembled with the cow's movement. with what the cow was doing, which had brought him to his question—

"i think it's preening?" vash offered, politely letting wolfwood have his dignified half-lie. wolfwood manfully gripped vash's sleeve tighter as the cow somehow, horribly, craned its huge thick neck back even further and licked at its huge blocky shoulder. "though i have to admit, i didn't know it was able to, um, contort. it's probably okay….." he trailed off.

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its neck hadn't even looked very long at first but now it just kept stretching and the cows eyes were wide as it reached and its tongue was way too, too, too much just like the rest of it. that was the main problem, wolfwood thought, it was just too much of an animal all at once. it shouldn't be able to bend like that. the Cow had bones, obviously, probably, or at least it didn't have a pleated wam-like exoskeleton and yet it seemed to be able to fold its solid slab of a body in half.

the Cow tossed its head up and down and its tongue lolled to the side and wolfwood flinched, angling himself behind vash.

"i bet she's friendly. do you want to pet her?" vash, the traitor, tried to nudge wolfwood out from behind him. wolfwood gripped with both hands. "c'mon, it looks like she's got hair, like a cat, maybe she's soft? whenever we steal a thoma they always like you better than me."

wolfwood opened his mouth to say if vash wanted this Cow pet so badly why didn't he just marry it when the cow craned and stretched and folded and managed to reach all the way to its flank where its lips peeled back and it gnawed at its haunch, revealing flat teeth just as rectangular as the rest of it and monstrouly reminiscent of a human's.

"i want to go home," is what wolfwood said.

"oh wow," vash agreed as the cow's eye rolled back and caught his stare.

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getvashwoodpregnant2k23 @pinklicour.bsky.social · 3d

vash: just a little off the top please
barber: ok sir
ww: im seeing a little too much touching buddy!! there’s no need for you to touch his hair to cut it!! also- sir??!!?! back off he’s married!!!

getvashwoodpregnant2k23 @pinklicour.bsky.social · 3d

that scene in mean girls where regina jealously runs fingers through the guys hair “your hair looks sexy pushed back” ww doing that but vash’s hair is already straight up and his neck is near broken by the force of ww’s strong arms pushing back and also ww is sitting on vash’s lap at the barbers

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getvashwoodpregnant2k23 @pinklicour.bsky.social · 3d

vash: can I use the towel?
ww: oh-ho, you wanna use MY towel huh? ok perv 😉
vash: well honey you lit all the other towels on fire
ww: you’re so into me it makes you look stupid

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getvashwoodpregnant2k23 @pinklicour.bsky.social · 3d

collecting lemon slivers to try to rebuild one single lemon, guzzling water after water down and taking 17 pee breaks while also looking besotted and turned on is chefs kiss perfect vw shenanigans and makes so much sense you’re subconscious was so right!!!

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Myu 🌻 @myuminji.bsky.social · 13d

💋💋 #trigun

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Myu 🌻 @myuminji.bsky.social · 9d

wolfwood to the rescue!!!!!!!!! #trigun #vashwood

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Bo @bodyhorrorangel.bsky.social · 7d

#trigun #vashwood #blender

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3gunpilled @amphibianshaped.bsky.social · 6d

full version. vash is generally hard to draw but this one was stupidly difficult lol

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getvashwoodpregnant2k23 @pinklicour.bsky.social · 8d

bad bunny superbowl half time- I’m not saying it’s all bc of my vashwood grinding fic but I’m sure it helped!

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Deny @shesdeny.bsky.social · 8d

#vashthestampede

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getvashwoodpregnant2k23 @pinklicour.bsky.social · 8d

“lemonade is $4 but water with lemon is free, we just need to order a dozen lemon waters to get free lemonade!!”
“I’m obsessed with you, lemme crawl under this table real quick”

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🍣 chuchi sushi (semi-hiatus) @chuchisushi.bsky.social · 8d

🤝🤝🤝 their relationship contains multitudes. both of them get so hot at escapades successfully pulled off and also at "what color is the pink panther" "(angrily taking off their clothes) you are so stupid--"

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🦇 tridecaflop era ⚰️🕊️ @tridecaflop.bsky.social · 8d

#locktober Wolfwood Wednesday y'all! (these lines enthusiastically consent to being depicted practicing sexual chastity)

digital charcoal illustration featuring toned masculine person kneeling, head hanging and with arms tied above head offscreen, drooling, sweating and locked in a penile chastity cage.

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RCris123 | Commissions open @rcris123.bsky.social · 8d

Stargazer, you've kept that glimmer in your eyes!!

#trigun #trigunstargaze #vashthestampede #vashwood

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getvashwoodpregnant2k23 @pinklicour.bsky.social · 8d

love ww and vash’s horniness when each other is (1) enacting some crazy scheme (2) being kinda dumb

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getvashwoodpregnant2k23 @pinklicour.bsky.social · 8d

vash: can I just, if I could only uh, I just need to take my arm back to eat with this fork
ww: oh sorry I had no idea I was such a bother to you, no let me just jump off a cliff since that would make your life sooo much easier

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getvashwoodpregnant2k23 @pinklicour.bsky.social · 8d

tugging on vashs hair, interlocking elbows, pulling vash’s feet onto his lap, full force back pat, dragging him around by his ear

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getvashwoodpregnant2k23 @pinklicour.bsky.social · 8d

ww manhandles vash like nobodies business and if vash tries to tug his arm back for even the smallest moment then ww is like oh ok you hate me cool

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getvashwoodpregnant2k23 @pinklicour.bsky.social · 9d

IM GOING TO BUST SOME PEOPLES NOSES

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🍳 @pawschamp.bsky.social · 19d

🫣 #vashwood #trigun #nsfw

trigun stampede fanart of vash and wolfwood, fully naked and scissoring. the view of the action is blocked by vash’s leg. wolfwood is on top of him, butt facing vash’s face, propping himself up with his arms, hands against the bed, as he grinds himself against vash. he has a leg rested over vash’s chest, vash holding wolfwood’s calf. vash’s other hand is on wolfwood’s butt, gripping it. vash has a little dizzy smile, flushed, allured by the view and pleasure, while wolfwood’s eyes are shut, mouth openly panting, only focused on the pleasure.

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