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Piper Paige

@pipermintz.bsky.social

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Literally a mouse <:3 )~ I like drawing and posting silly stuff She/her 🏳️‍⚧️

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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · May 15

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 18h

Ohhh that's what that word means... I always wondered

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 1d

I hate showing Helluva Boss to people cuz you gotta be like "yeah the style kinda sucks and the writing isn't that good and the creator is lowkey a bad person but I promise it's good" and then they do a song and you're like "okay yeah.. it's also a musicalm.. but PLEASE I promise it's good"

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 1d

It's funny that God punished HP Lovecraft for being racist by reincarnating him into an Irishman (Timothy McVeigh)

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 1d

It is :(((

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 2d

This should've never happened...

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 2d

I think if people did less cock and ball torture and did more cock and ball mindful loving awareness the world would be a better place

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 2d

This is what 10 years of HRT looks like.... Wow.

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 2d

Haha yes that is the Serial Experiments Lain VHS boxset, glad you noticed

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 2d

Picture of my fucking ass

Asked for by NOBODY
Dedicated to NO ONE

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 3d

They invented a sequel to my boobs;

My balls

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 4d

I hate when a guy asks if he can suck me off. Buddy, I don't even let women suck me off

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 25d

"Can you wear an outfit that shows off your boobs without feeling AGP" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · Sep 10

You could tell a conservative talking head got assassinated today because the vibe at Trader Joe's was absolutely jubilant

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · Sep 6

*American trying to explain gender reassignment surgery* okay imagine there was a Christian Hamburger

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · Sep 5

Luckily there's not much! There's only one, brief, body horror scene

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · Sep 4

@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social you should watch this movie if you haven't, it's a certified cowtoolslike

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · Sep 4

I saw the cow tools Dead Ringers (1988) joke has been made a bunch, but no one has made a comic for it yet...

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kieu @ we must not stop living @leslekieuart.bsky.social · Mar 30

do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often

anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · Aug 20

My favorite part of There Will Be Blood (2007) is the part where Daniel gets super into femdom. The way PTA uses sexual domination as a mirror for the oil rig's domination over the rest of Daniel's life is pure kino

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · Aug 19

I had a dream that one Chinese TikTok voice was asking "what kind of truth is this?" to which the other would reveal a fundemental truth about the nature of existence, each one more profound than the last. I woke up weeping, then reflexively opened Instagram and immediately forgot all of it

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · Aug 19

Hegel remarks somewhere that all great, world-historical facts and personages occur, as it were, twice. He has forgotten to add: the first time chopped, the second as unc.

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · Aug 18

Sixpence None the Richer is yearnslop. Gilmore Girls is yearnslop. Hell, anything that a woman of Anglo-Saxon descent would enjoy is probably yearnslop. Arguably the season of Autumn in of itself is yearnslop, but many have argued that it's genuine yearncore. We sadly may never know the answer.

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · Aug 18

I remember the first time I showed my friend my ereader and they were SHOCKED that it wasn't just a screen, and it literally just looks like moving ink on paper. It's such an awesome technology

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · Aug 17

I love reading on da bus :3

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · Aug 17

New cashapp card came in :)