Piper Paige
@pipermintz.bsky.social
Literally a mouse <:3 )~
I like drawing and posting silly stuff
She/her 🏳️⚧️
I like drawing and posting silly stuff
She/her 🏳️⚧️
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I love funducational Chinese history videos that are probably definitely a little too apocryphal about gay sex. Hell, I love any video that's a little too apocryphal about ancient gay sex
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I love funducational Chinese history videos that are probably definitely a little too apocryphal about gay sex. Hell, I love any video that's a little too apocryphal about ancient gay sex
I've always loved wearing sweaters and being cute 🥺 some things never change....
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I've always loved wearing sweaters and being cute 🥺 some things never change....
Left: guy who's been frozen for 80 years would be communist
Right: guy who's been frozen for 80 years would be liberal
Guy who's been frozen for 80 years:
Right: guy who's been frozen for 80 years would be liberal
Guy who's been frozen for 80 years:
(guy who's been frozen for 80 years) gosh. things are so different now. i wonder what's new with Wheaties
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Left: guy who's been frozen for 80 years would be communist
Right: guy who's been frozen for 80 years would be liberal
Guy who's been frozen for 80 years:
Right: guy who's been frozen for 80 years would be liberal
Guy who's been frozen for 80 years:
Nominating this one for my best post this year I think
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Nominating this one for my best post this year I think
"The Gay Science"
"Ecchi Homo"
"On The Genealogy of Oral"
"Beyond Fucking and Sucking"
What the fuck was wrong with Friedrich "Yaoi Freak" Nietzsche
"Ecchi Homo"
"On The Genealogy of Oral"
"Beyond Fucking and Sucking"
What the fuck was wrong with Friedrich "Yaoi Freak" Nietzsche
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"The Gay Science"
"Ecchi Homo"
"On The Genealogy of Oral"
"Beyond Fucking and Sucking"
What the fuck was wrong with Friedrich "Yaoi Freak" Nietzsche
"Ecchi Homo"
"On The Genealogy of Oral"
"Beyond Fucking and Sucking"
What the fuck was wrong with Friedrich "Yaoi Freak" Nietzsche
Hey sorry I didn't get you off while we were having sex I was boymoding :///
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Hey sorry I didn't get you off while we were having sex I was boymoding :///
Had a dream where I was in a big room surrounded by fish tanks. All the fishies were in an overcrowded tank - lion fish, puffer fish, butterfly fish, jellyfish. But when I looked away they were gone and seperated into larger tanks. Truly a beautiful sight. Trying to figure out what this means...
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Had a dream where I was in a big room surrounded by fish tanks. All the fishies were in an overcrowded tank - lion fish, puffer fish, butterfly fish, jellyfish. But when I looked away they were gone and seperated into larger tanks. Truly a beautiful sight. Trying to figure out what this means...
British lawmaker in the early 1900s: how should we go about punishing homosexual men...
Fujoshi time traveler: forcefem forcefem forcefem forcefem forcefem forrrrrrrrcceeeeefeeemmmmm PLEASEEEEE 😭😭😭
Fujoshi time traveler: forcefem forcefem forcefem forcefem forcefem forrrrrrrrcceeeeefeeemmmmm PLEASEEEEE 😭😭😭
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
British lawmaker in the early 1900s: how should we go about punishing homosexual men...
Fujoshi time traveler: forcefem forcefem forcefem forcefem forcefem forrrrrrrrcceeeeefeeemmmmm PLEASEEEEE 😭😭😭
Fujoshi time traveler: forcefem forcefem forcefem forcefem forcefem forrrrrrrrcceeeeefeeemmmmm PLEASEEEEE 😭😭😭
I swear to God every person that I have made out with in the past two years have asked if they can pick me up and they're always like "wow you're really easy to pick up"
Bless my stupid mouse life 🤧
Bless my stupid mouse life 🤧
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I swear to God every person that I have made out with in the past two years have asked if they can pick me up and they're always like "wow you're really easy to pick up"
Bless my stupid mouse life 🤧
Bless my stupid mouse life 🤧
The vers sees themselves not as bottoms, but as temporarily embarrassed tops
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The vers sees themselves not as bottoms, but as temporarily embarrassed tops
"Do you know how many kids each year receive coal from Santa?"
"Counting or not counting children of divorce?"
"Counting or not counting children of divorce?"
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"Do you know how many kids each year receive coal from Santa?"
"Counting or not counting children of divorce?"
"Counting or not counting children of divorce?"
I had a dream where I saw this meme and I had to make it, not really sure what it means
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I had a dream where I saw this meme and I had to make it, not really sure what it means
To help with my social anxiety I like to imagine that everyone is in their underwear, and to help with being trans in public I also imagine that everyone around me is transgender. I was walking around hard as hell basically constantly tho which brings me to why I had to start wearing a cock cage,
November 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM
To help with my social anxiety I like to imagine that everyone is in their underwear, and to help with being trans in public I also imagine that everyone around me is transgender. I was walking around hard as hell basically constantly tho which brings me to why I had to start wearing a cock cage,
Downloaded a jv-1080 vst... Wow... Very powerful... I will proceed to make very stupid music with this
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Downloaded a jv-1080 vst... Wow... Very powerful... I will proceed to make very stupid music with this
The HR in HR Giger stands for Handjob Rimjob
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The HR in HR Giger stands for Handjob Rimjob
Shaving your ass is like the reading Hegel of womanhood
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Shaving your ass is like the reading Hegel of womanhood
Ate too much yogurt and apples and dino nuggets my tummy hurt :/
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Ate too much yogurt and apples and dino nuggets my tummy hurt :/
Just to clarify: when I make fun of quirky white girls and they say "ermm.. but you're a flipping quirky white girl 🤪"
No babes...
I'm Zoeey Deschannel New Girl quirky, you're Lena Dunham Girls quirky. There's a difference, and that's on Jack Skellington 😂
No babes...
I'm Zoeey Deschannel New Girl quirky, you're Lena Dunham Girls quirky. There's a difference, and that's on Jack Skellington 😂
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Just to clarify: when I make fun of quirky white girls and they say "ermm.. but you're a flipping quirky white girl 🤪"
No babes...
I'm Zoeey Deschannel New Girl quirky, you're Lena Dunham Girls quirky. There's a difference, and that's on Jack Skellington 😂
No babes...
I'm Zoeey Deschannel New Girl quirky, you're Lena Dunham Girls quirky. There's a difference, and that's on Jack Skellington 😂
Watching Twin Peaks for the first time... Josie is so cool... I hope she doesn't die and have her soul trapped in a wooden knob for all eternity
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Watching Twin Peaks for the first time... Josie is so cool... I hope she doesn't die and have her soul trapped in a wooden knob for all eternity
*guy playing with huge boobs for the first time* oh these are actually really heavy they hurt my arms nevermind bye
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
*guy playing with huge boobs for the first time* oh these are actually really heavy they hurt my arms nevermind bye
I just had sex *remembers that my mom reads my posts and will freaking ground me if she sees this* in Minecraft
Edit: okay guys well I guess I'm getting my flipping computer removed from my room and I'm banned from playing Minecraft AND Roblox forever now. Great. Just freaking fantastic.
Edit: okay guys well I guess I'm getting my flipping computer removed from my room and I'm banned from playing Minecraft AND Roblox forever now. Great. Just freaking fantastic.
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I just had sex *remembers that my mom reads my posts and will freaking ground me if she sees this* in Minecraft
Edit: okay guys well I guess I'm getting my flipping computer removed from my room and I'm banned from playing Minecraft AND Roblox forever now. Great. Just freaking fantastic.
Edit: okay guys well I guess I'm getting my flipping computer removed from my room and I'm banned from playing Minecraft AND Roblox forever now. Great. Just freaking fantastic.
It's always sad when a couple looking for a third are two people looking for a threesome and not some guy looking to fufill his sick and twisted fantasy of being cucked by a transexual
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It's always sad when a couple looking for a third are two people looking for a threesome and not some guy looking to fufill his sick and twisted fantasy of being cucked by a transexual
I'm mouse I'm tiny people can crush me and choose not to I think that's nice of them
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I'm mouse I'm tiny people can crush me and choose not to I think that's nice of them