Denton
@pizzaandchill.bsky.social
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Straight boys are some of the gayest guys I know. Like, why are you trying to talk to me at the urinal? I literally have my dick out.
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Everyone always (correctly) talks shit about Green Book winning Best Picture, but I never hear anyone asking what they were thinking with CODA and Anora
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It would be a lot easier to agree with you people if you weren't all so fucking annoying
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Having fun engaging with the historical stuff in Assassin's Creed Odyssey, but holy shit I guess these games have nothing to do with Assassin's Creed anymore. Last one I played before this was Black Flag, which at least pretended to be about assassinating.
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"Oh no! There's only one gap in this laser grid, and it's a perfect silhouette of me sucking your dick!"

I dunno, I'm just tossing out ideas here.
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Just finished Squeak Thief by @kyellgold.com, which I absolutely adored. Hoping that this is just the beginning of a series of gay animal riffs on Ocean's 11. It was a lot more grounded than I expected, which was cool and believable, but I'd like to see a heist with these boys get a little silly.
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Bought some porn 😎
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Just paid respect to the tragic loss of Charlie Kirk by getting fucked by a hot guy in a pup hood for the first time
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Bouncing back and forth between the two emotional extremes of "I feel like I finally found a home in my local theater community" and "When should I, as an openly gay guy in Indiana, consider arming myself?"
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Sincerely so fucking good. This song's been vital for my mental health this week. So cathartic to scream along to in the car.

RIP my Spotify wrapped this year.
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my next single 'WORKITOUT' comes out on friday the 12th along with a very special announcement !!

art done in collaboration with @hotpinkwolf.bsky.social

best musician u never heard of
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Workshop ended last weekend with a showcase where I got to show a crowd my writing for the first time. The winner of the audience vote gets produced into a full length play, and people keep talking like mine stands a decent shot at winning. So that's terrifying!
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I just signed up for a playwriting workshop?? Why would I do that???
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Reading The Iliad. Something very fun that it does a lot is introduce a new guy, tell you his entire life story, and describe his gruesome death all in like 10 lines.
The rest fought on with deafening war cries rising. Teucer was first to kill his man, a son of Mentor, breeder of stallions, the rugged spearman Imbrius. He had lived in Pedaeon, before the Argives came, and wed a bastard daughter of Priam, Medesicaste, but once the roling ships of Achaea swept ashore, home he came to Troy where he shone among the Trojans, living close to Priam, who prized him like his sons. Under his ear the son of Telamon stabbed with a heavy lance, wrenched the weapon out and down he went like a tall ash
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Just remembered that Damian Abraham from Fucked Up is a friend of Greg Gutfeld 💀
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I've really got to log into this account more often. I don't follow furries on my other one and I didn't even know Bad Guys 2 was out 😭😭😭
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My biggest character flaw is probably that I don't hate Mumford and Sons at all. Really rude of everyone to keep lumping them in with slop like The Lumineers and Magnetic Zeros.
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Can't stop listening to Russelbuck and it's going to make my Spotify Wrapped unshareable 😔
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Im just goofing. Im just drinking the piss.
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Still gagged that this is going to end with a showcase where local actors are going to perform a snippet of my play. Like, to an audience. People are going to pay money to see something I wrote. And I think I wrote something pretty good!
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Nearing the end of the workshop, and it's been a life changing experience. Absolutely no substitute for making art irl with a group of fellow creatives.
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I just signed up for a playwriting workshop?? Why would I do that???
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I shared my writing with people for the first time in my adult life last night, and I'm still buzzing from the high. Hearing people say they liked something that came out of your own brain is a unique euphoria.
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I just signed up for a playwriting workshop?? Why would I do that???
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Hell yeah, brother
A truck with a decal on the back window that says "PreCummer"
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In a stunning moment of self reflection, I just sucked my own dick
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I'm not like resigned to the idea of him winning the primary. I'll probably phone bank or canvas for Pritzker, and I fucking hope lefties turn out in the primary for once. But if Newsome gets it, I'm peacing the fuck out.
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I'm not like a super radical lefty or anything. I voted for whoever got the dem nomination in every presidential election of my adult life, and I am telling you I would rather fucking die than vote for Gavin Newsome. I have no interest in cementing transphobia as part of the dem party platform