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I post the Pizzamas dad jokes/notifications since some people can't get them or don't want to download the app! run by @skudiklier.bsky.social

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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 15h

Hank's Slice of the Day

The mozzarella started lifting weights...someone told it that it needed to get shredded

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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 1d

Hank's Slice of the Day

You know...dough can be a really good friend. It often rises to the occasion.

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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 2d

Hank's Slice of the Day

Some pizzas do a lot of meditation, I think they're trying to find their inner piece.

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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 3d

Hank's Slice of the Day

The pizza started a podcast with his wife...there was a lot of sauce to spill...

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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 3d

Bundles?!?!

Uhhhhh we somehow have a bunch of bundles that showed up on the app and we can't get them down. HELP

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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 4d

Hank's Slice of the Day

How are pizzas like stand-up comedians...it's all about the delivery!

Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 4d

Flash Sale!

Only for today, the DM screen is $36! Be the coolest DM on the block with this incredible looking screen!

Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 5d

Hank's Slice of the Day

Sometimes your pizza is late...but that's ok, we all pro-crust-inate sometimes!

Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 6d

Hank's Slice of the Day

Who’s the real boss in a relationship? Whoever picks the toppings!

Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 7d

Hank's Slice of the Day

Where do deep sea dwelling pizzafish live? The marinara trench!

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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 8d

Hank's Slice of the Day

The pizza got a promotion because it always delivered.

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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 9d

Hank's Slice of the Day

How do you fix a ripped slice of pizza? t o m a t o p a s t e

Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 10d

Hank's Slice of the Day

Pizzas don't do crime...they're crustworty.

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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 11d

Hank's Slice of the Day

How do you compliment a bag of cheese? YOU LOOK GRATE...d

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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 12d

Hank's Slice of the Day

Why did the astronaut pizzas break up...they kneaded space.

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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 12d

It's PIZZA TIME!

You never want to be the last slice... lucky for you... you get early access. 🍕🍕🍕 FIND WHAT WE'VE STUFFED OUR CRUST WITH THIS YEAR! 🍕🍕🍕

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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 13d

🌙 'Twas the night before Pizzamas...

Are there visions of pepperonis dancing in your head? 😴 Because it's the NIGHT BEFORE PIZZAMAS

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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 18d

LESS THAN ONE WEEK 🍕 ⚠️

Why did the pizza look at the calendar? 🗓️
BECAUSE PIZZAMAS IS LESS THAN ONE WEEK AWAY!!!

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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · Jul 30

Last minute hot sauce!

There's only one day left of Pizzamas in July and we added some extra PJ's Hot Sauce for the cayenne and chipotle lovers out there!

Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · Jul 11

TGIPIJF

Pizzamas in July is still going, but we've only got a little bit left. Order a mystery shirt now to get a free Pizzamas item in your shipment!

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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · Jul 1

Pizzamas in July!

Surprise! We couldn't wait until fall, so get items from previous years for a limited time before they are gone forever!