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Robert O.
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A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price
I had the winner of DRUK spoiled for me and I might use that as an excuse to not watch the finale 🙈
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Reporting every Christmas advertisement I see as offensive content because I barely have enough money to cover my rent
November 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Typedbout a playfully cunty response to a mutual but I don't know them on that level and thus decided against it
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I think there were definitely years where I was sad not having much family left alive for the holidays, but I have to say, at this point in my life spending these days quietly with myself is actually very nice?
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Can't believe none of you said that you are thankful for me today. 😔
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Chr*stm*s music playing in the office this morning
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Woof
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Making a Baja Blast reduction
November 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Me when my male coworker put "Angel of My Dreams" on the office speaker yesterday
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I grew up within walking distance of the restaurant that first started selling "Freedom Fries"
I want everyone to post their hometown slop (if you don't have a cuisine that qualifies then your town has zero culture).

Skyline is fine and hits at 3 am just like taco bell lol
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Me confidently walking my big bald head out the door this morning in 37 degree weather without a hat as if I wasn't going to turn into a Robsicle™
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The demon of obesity
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Hello little gay people in my phone, I just started a new job today.
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I think it is very sexy when a man has a faggy little voice. You don't sound like you are going to hate crime me!? Love that!
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Someone put me on their close friends and posted a video of a bunch of country singers saying "cold beer". Bitch you better show my degenerate ass some flesh or at least say something horny!
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Not the Roopal AI video...
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Reposted by Robert O.
Marge
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Dopamine is a banger, I fear
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Good morning. I had a dream last night that I was positioned near a nuclear explosion in a way where I would survive the initial blast but was confronted with the fact that I definitely was going to die of radiation exposure!
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Grindr has starting pushing ads for Marvel Snap to me, a game I have played daily for over 2 years. I love effective advertising.
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I love that I can't watch a whole movie without falling asleep unless I am multitasking! Feels good and normal!
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
GAMBIT IS A STRATEGIST
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Everything is so fucking stupid
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Well, well, well...if it seems like it is almost "Democrats will never learn a single fucking lesson" o' clock
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I don't think my tiddies will fit within that Blastoise filter. I am built different.
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM