Pokemon Center Updates
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Our Healing Machine is temporary out of order. Your wounded Pokemon will be treated outside their Pokeballs.
Remember, this saturday is "fulfillment-day". Bring your Falinks, Dugtrio, Exeggcute, Klink, and Tandemaus with missing members, and we will introduce them to our foundlings. We successfully completed 34 pokemon last year and hope to surpass that number.
#pokemon #wehavetoomanyleftklinks
#pokemon #wehavetoomanyleftklinks
September 29, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Remember, this saturday is "fulfillment-day". Bring your Falinks, Dugtrio, Exeggcute, Klink, and Tandemaus with missing members, and we will introduce them to our foundlings. We successfully completed 34 pokemon last year and hope to surpass that number.
#pokemon #wehavetoomanyleftklinks
#pokemon #wehavetoomanyleftklinks
No Kings!
#exceptnidoking #exceptseaking #exceptkingler #exceptslowking #exceptkingdra #exceptslaking #exceptkingambit
#exceptnidoking #exceptseaking #exceptkingler #exceptslowking #exceptkingdra #exceptslaking #exceptkingambit
June 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It is Eldegoss migration season. Which coincidently means it is allergy season.
Keep your inhalers ready, and don't go outside if you're vulnerable to pollen.
#pokemon #pokemoncenter #allergyseason
Keep your inhalers ready, and don't go outside if you're vulnerable to pollen.
#pokemon #pokemoncenter #allergyseason
June 8, 2025 at 8:57 AM
It is Eldegoss migration season. Which coincidently means it is allergy season.
Keep your inhalers ready, and don't go outside if you're vulnerable to pollen.
#pokemon #pokemoncenter #allergyseason
Keep your inhalers ready, and don't go outside if you're vulnerable to pollen.
#pokemon #pokemoncenter #allergyseason
We spent 6 hours today untangling a Tangela that fell into her trainers box of loose cables.
But good news, we are now able to charge all your electronics in the waiting room.
#pokemon #cablemanagement
But good news, we are now able to charge all your electronics in the waiting room.
#pokemon #cablemanagement
June 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
We spent 6 hours today untangling a Tangela that fell into her trainers box of loose cables.
But good news, we are now able to charge all your electronics in the waiting room.
#pokemon #cablemanagement
But good news, we are now able to charge all your electronics in the waiting room.
#pokemon #cablemanagement
Are your plant type Pokemon having a tough time this winter?
Try teaching them TM22 and make them shoot each other. The Pokemon-based vitamin D is slightly worse than regular sunlight but better than seasonal depression.
Hell, go get shot yourself.
#pokemon #whatdoyoumeanskincancer
Try teaching them TM22 and make them shoot each other. The Pokemon-based vitamin D is slightly worse than regular sunlight but better than seasonal depression.
Hell, go get shot yourself.
#pokemon #whatdoyoumeanskincancer
January 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Are your plant type Pokemon having a tough time this winter?
Try teaching them TM22 and make them shoot each other. The Pokemon-based vitamin D is slightly worse than regular sunlight but better than seasonal depression.
Hell, go get shot yourself.
#pokemon #whatdoyoumeanskincancer
Try teaching them TM22 and make them shoot each other. The Pokemon-based vitamin D is slightly worse than regular sunlight but better than seasonal depression.
Hell, go get shot yourself.
#pokemon #whatdoyoumeanskincancer
Mew Year, mew you!
January 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Mew Year, mew you!
We lost our HM01. Can anyone in the area bring a Scyther or Gallade over?
We need help cutting vegetables for our potluck.
Food obviously included.
#Pokemon #potluck #nocuttingonions
We need help cutting vegetables for our potluck.
Food obviously included.
#Pokemon #potluck #nocuttingonions
December 27, 2024 at 10:15 AM
We lost our HM01. Can anyone in the area bring a Scyther or Gallade over?
We need help cutting vegetables for our potluck.
Food obviously included.
#Pokemon #potluck #nocuttingonions
We need help cutting vegetables for our potluck.
Food obviously included.
#Pokemon #potluck #nocuttingonions
Our last patient was a Timburr, which had lost its favourite log in the storm last week.
So after a community meet-up, we went into the forest, picked out a tree, fashioned it into a new log, and carved good wishes into it.
The Timburr left with a big smile.
#pokemon #woodworking #community
So after a community meet-up, we went into the forest, picked out a tree, fashioned it into a new log, and carved good wishes into it.
The Timburr left with a big smile.
#pokemon #woodworking #community
December 21, 2024 at 10:09 AM
Our last patient was a Timburr, which had lost its favourite log in the storm last week.
So after a community meet-up, we went into the forest, picked out a tree, fashioned it into a new log, and carved good wishes into it.
The Timburr left with a big smile.
#pokemon #woodworking #community
So after a community meet-up, we went into the forest, picked out a tree, fashioned it into a new log, and carved good wishes into it.
The Timburr left with a big smile.
#pokemon #woodworking #community
We wish everyone a lovely and cuddly holiday season.
We will, of course, stay open and be ready to take care of all your sledding accidents, mistletoe chokings, and Delibird attacks.
#pokemon #holidayseason #snow
We will, of course, stay open and be ready to take care of all your sledding accidents, mistletoe chokings, and Delibird attacks.
#pokemon #holidayseason #snow
December 20, 2024 at 6:36 PM
We wish everyone a lovely and cuddly holiday season.
We will, of course, stay open and be ready to take care of all your sledding accidents, mistletoe chokings, and Delibird attacks.
#pokemon #holidayseason #snow
We will, of course, stay open and be ready to take care of all your sledding accidents, mistletoe chokings, and Delibird attacks.
#pokemon #holidayseason #snow
Please do NOT throw your non-organic garbage onto our compost pile.
The Charjabugs living there can not digest plastic waste.
Thank you for your attentiveness.
#pokemon #compost #charjabug
The Charjabugs living there can not digest plastic waste.
Thank you for your attentiveness.
#pokemon #compost #charjabug
December 17, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Please do NOT throw your non-organic garbage onto our compost pile.
The Charjabugs living there can not digest plastic waste.
Thank you for your attentiveness.
#pokemon #compost #charjabug
The Charjabugs living there can not digest plastic waste.
Thank you for your attentiveness.
#pokemon #compost #charjabug
Spent most of the day cleaning graffiti from a Runerigus. We are 90% sure we only cleaned the vandalism, but whaddayaknow?
It seemed happy when we released it, though.
#pokemon #graffiti #powerwashing
It seemed happy when we released it, though.
#pokemon #graffiti #powerwashing
December 13, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Spent most of the day cleaning graffiti from a Runerigus. We are 90% sure we only cleaned the vandalism, but whaddayaknow?
It seemed happy when we released it, though.
#pokemon #graffiti #powerwashing
It seemed happy when we released it, though.
#pokemon #graffiti #powerwashing
The best thing about PokeCenters being free of charge is that no one has to bankrupt themselves for their Pokemons' basic needs.
The second best thing is that our CEO can walk the streets of Saffeon City without fear.
#pokemon #norelationtocurrentevents
The second best thing is that our CEO can walk the streets of Saffeon City without fear.
#pokemon #norelationtocurrentevents
December 11, 2024 at 10:54 PM
The best thing about PokeCenters being free of charge is that no one has to bankrupt themselves for their Pokemons' basic needs.
The second best thing is that our CEO can walk the streets of Saffeon City without fear.
#pokemon #norelationtocurrentevents
The second best thing is that our CEO can walk the streets of Saffeon City without fear.
#pokemon #norelationtocurrentevents
Don't forget to buy raffle tickets for our 'save the Lapras' fund.
Prizes include all types of pokeballs, rare candy, and even a mystery Pokemon.
(It's the Nickit from around here who keeps stealing from us)
Somebody, please win it.
#pokemon #Lapras #goodcause
Prizes include all types of pokeballs, rare candy, and even a mystery Pokemon.
(It's the Nickit from around here who keeps stealing from us)
Somebody, please win it.
#pokemon #Lapras #goodcause
December 10, 2024 at 10:45 AM
Don't forget to buy raffle tickets for our 'save the Lapras' fund.
Prizes include all types of pokeballs, rare candy, and even a mystery Pokemon.
(It's the Nickit from around here who keeps stealing from us)
Somebody, please win it.
#pokemon #Lapras #goodcause
Prizes include all types of pokeballs, rare candy, and even a mystery Pokemon.
(It's the Nickit from around here who keeps stealing from us)
Somebody, please win it.
#pokemon #Lapras #goodcause
We have a Grapploct in our floatation tank who keeps climbing out and tries to start fights with a bedridden machamp.
Fighting types are a special kind of annoying to care for.
#pokemon #fightingisnotevenanelement #dumbbrutes
Fighting types are a special kind of annoying to care for.
#pokemon #fightingisnotevenanelement #dumbbrutes
December 8, 2024 at 10:33 PM
We have a Grapploct in our floatation tank who keeps climbing out and tries to start fights with a bedridden machamp.
Fighting types are a special kind of annoying to care for.
#pokemon #fightingisnotevenanelement #dumbbrutes
Fighting types are a special kind of annoying to care for.
#pokemon #fightingisnotevenanelement #dumbbrutes
Slow day at work today.
Started an impromptu contest to see which pokemon could melt the snow in front of our center the fastest.
Slugma won (surprisingly), and our sidewalk is safe to traverse again.
#pokemon #osha #slugma #Littendidnteventry
Started an impromptu contest to see which pokemon could melt the snow in front of our center the fastest.
Slugma won (surprisingly), and our sidewalk is safe to traverse again.
#pokemon #osha #slugma #Littendidnteventry
December 8, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Slow day at work today.
Started an impromptu contest to see which pokemon could melt the snow in front of our center the fastest.
Slugma won (surprisingly), and our sidewalk is safe to traverse again.
#pokemon #osha #slugma #Littendidnteventry
Started an impromptu contest to see which pokemon could melt the snow in front of our center the fastest.
Slugma won (surprisingly), and our sidewalk is safe to traverse again.
#pokemon #osha #slugma #Littendidnteventry
Had a trainer come in because her Hypnos' pendulum broke.
What are we supposed to do about this? Go to Home Depot.
#pokemon #isthependulumpartofthehypno
#existentialcrisis
What are we supposed to do about this? Go to Home Depot.
#pokemon #isthependulumpartofthehypno
#existentialcrisis
December 6, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Had a trainer come in because her Hypnos' pendulum broke.
What are we supposed to do about this? Go to Home Depot.
#pokemon #isthependulumpartofthehypno
#existentialcrisis
What are we supposed to do about this? Go to Home Depot.
#pokemon #isthependulumpartofthehypno
#existentialcrisis
If you are planning to travel somewhere over the holidays, please check #flightradar before climbing on your pidgeot.
Mid-air crash related accidents are up 23% this season.
#pokemon #staysafe #pleasedontclimbonapidgey
Mid-air crash related accidents are up 23% this season.
#pokemon #staysafe #pleasedontclimbonapidgey
December 5, 2024 at 8:25 AM
If you are planning to travel somewhere over the holidays, please check #flightradar before climbing on your pidgeot.
Mid-air crash related accidents are up 23% this season.
#pokemon #staysafe #pleasedontclimbonapidgey
Mid-air crash related accidents are up 23% this season.
#pokemon #staysafe #pleasedontclimbonapidgey
Two grimer got hopelessly mixed up within each other during a battle.
After several hours of intense sieving and spectroscopic color analysis, we got them separated again.
Both grimer and their trainers are happy and healthy again.
#pokemon #grimer #healthcare
After several hours of intense sieving and spectroscopic color analysis, we got them separated again.
Both grimer and their trainers are happy and healthy again.
#pokemon #grimer #healthcare
December 4, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Two grimer got hopelessly mixed up within each other during a battle.
After several hours of intense sieving and spectroscopic color analysis, we got them separated again.
Both grimer and their trainers are happy and healthy again.
#pokemon #grimer #healthcare
After several hours of intense sieving and spectroscopic color analysis, we got them separated again.
Both grimer and their trainers are happy and healthy again.
#pokemon #grimer #healthcare
The magnemite on site is an emergency power generator in case of a power outage.
Please do not charge your phones, Pokedexes or Rotoms with it.
#pokemon #powergrid #magnemite
Please do not charge your phones, Pokedexes or Rotoms with it.
#pokemon #powergrid #magnemite
December 4, 2024 at 12:27 PM
The magnemite on site is an emergency power generator in case of a power outage.
Please do not charge your phones, Pokedexes or Rotoms with it.
#pokemon #powergrid #magnemite
Please do not charge your phones, Pokedexes or Rotoms with it.
#pokemon #powergrid #magnemite
The next person to bring their poison type into the cafeteria WILLbe escorted out.
That violates like a dozen health codes.
Not to mention that fact that no-one wants to eat next to a literal garbage bag.
That violates like a dozen health codes.
Not to mention that fact that no-one wants to eat next to a literal garbage bag.
December 4, 2024 at 8:42 AM
The next person to bring their poison type into the cafeteria WILLbe escorted out.
That violates like a dozen health codes.
Not to mention that fact that no-one wants to eat next to a literal garbage bag.
That violates like a dozen health codes.
Not to mention that fact that no-one wants to eat next to a literal garbage bag.
We know what a diglett looks like underground.
We learn it in med school.
We also have to swear an oath never to tell anyone.
Funnily enough, we swear the diglett-oath years before we have to swear the hippocratic one.
We learn it in med school.
We also have to swear an oath never to tell anyone.
Funnily enough, we swear the diglett-oath years before we have to swear the hippocratic one.
December 3, 2024 at 8:56 PM
We know what a diglett looks like underground.
We learn it in med school.
We also have to swear an oath never to tell anyone.
Funnily enough, we swear the diglett-oath years before we have to swear the hippocratic one.
We learn it in med school.
We also have to swear an oath never to tell anyone.
Funnily enough, we swear the diglett-oath years before we have to swear the hippocratic one.