i’ve always wanted to eat blue cotton candy while wearing a vanilla air freshener tree like an n95. thank god someone’s willing to cater to my demographic.

the most dystopian part of cyberpunk 2077 is the lack of parking

vampire logic says you revert back to the form you had when you first turned. you don’t age, your hair doesn’t grow, you heal instantly. wouldn’t that apply to all functions of the body? you’d never make new memories. it would be 50 first dates, but you’d wake up a million times a day—hi I’m tom.

the world is a campfire
set to wane
take your marshmallow
hold it up to the flames

Well, it’s no Weird Al, but it’ll have to do.

store next door

a-move
the bass
a-down

be reasonable

why wait until you’re dead when you could be haunting places right now like a scooby doo villain