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Cuck Norris

Cuck Norris

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Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 1d

New persona who dis?

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 9d

Looks like these lazy snap recipients will have to have a store brand yellow mustard in their limousines instead of grey poupon

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 19d

Not only that but there’s also no traffic

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 19d

Is there a name for this ugly style? Like Greco Roman futurism or something

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · Sep 26

And if it is Mitsubishi? In what state of stress be thee?

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · Aug 27

Oh yeah that’ll get some answers. I’d get a better response interviewing an animal. At laest they have a fucking excuse for their ignorance.

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · Aug 25

Never in my life has a 30 minute meal taken 30 minutes.

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · Aug 21

It is wild to think that the global media anxiously awaited Apple press events. I used to follow live blogs of product announcements. Now I could hardly care less when they announce something.

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · Aug 21

And if I may, at least Soundgarden kind of fits as a classic rock sound. Hit me baby one more time does not sound like the genre of 50s and 60s pop rock.

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · Aug 21

I’ve literally listened as 90s music crept in. First it was Pearl Jam. Then STP. Then Soundgarden. If it’s rock, it’s heavy, and it’s not too aggro, it gets on the list. Also the argument you are making in favor of classic rock stations can literally be made for oldies.

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · Aug 21

The very fact that a classic rock station even deigns to put Pearl Jam in the same lineup as Led Zeppelin disproves your whole theory. Thirty years ago no one would have even considered this. And you’re living in a fantasy world if you think you aren’t going to hear My Morning Jacket there soon.

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · Aug 21

And I’m arguing that it should be. What started as a description of older pop music became it’s own genre. Also classic rock is not set in stone, they play Pearl Jam and nirvana on classic rock radio

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · Aug 21

Because I’m old and what I knew as oldies didn’t have Madonna or sixpence none the richer. It was Frankie Valli, the Beatles, and Sonny and Cher. And that’s all it will ever be.

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · Aug 18

Getting rid of TVs is passe. I got rid of all of my internet connected devices. (This was dictated to a friend)

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · Aug 18

Those jerries don’t stand a chance.

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · Aug 17

One of the nice parts about not having any important friends is that you can talk shit about everything without remorse.

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · Aug 16

You in Ohio bro?

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · Aug 15

Don’t give into the temptation!

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · Aug 13

Why don’t I hear people chanting at them in protest?

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · Aug 13

Bojack-ass honeydew take over here. A good honeydew is goddamned divine. A bad honeydew is just bland. And while a good cantaloupe is delicious, a bad cantaloupe is an affront to nature and serves as a great endorsement for getting your nutrients by just eating Soylent.

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · Aug 13

Loved the 800 in high school. It’s like the misery of the 400 but twice as long.

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · Aug 8

lol does Walmart even OFFER 300-count packs of instant oatmeal? Losers.

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · Aug 7

Yeah also makes you reanalyze Black Skinhead

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · Aug 6

Great place to toss a frag

Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · Aug 6

She should have given Charlie a pad with the nightman lyrics