Okayyyy! I got out of the shower at my mom’s house and kinda shocked myself.

I swear I’m the only gay that doesn’t own a full body mirror.

Two days ago, one of my best friends (unknowingly) hit me up on Sniffies to top him and we didn’t realize it until he sent his address.

And today I ran into him at a c*m dump. 🤦🏼‍♂️ 🤣

Drove to work at realized I have a cum stain on my coat. 🙃

Time to “oh yeah, I spilled my latte” on my way to the bathroom sink.

Alright, I think I’m ready to finally just switch to this and delete that other app. Anyway, if we were moots, I hope I find you!