ploopyfard.bsky.social
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Hi welcome to my blue sky account! I just wanna make sure everyone knows if you are a parent who had your kids use training wheels on a bike, you aren’t welcome here.
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May 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I ate chicken tender today

After eating it, it was gone

I now sit and wonder if life is worth living without chicken tender

I can’t believe in my own gluttony I made the worst decision of my life

Chicken tender is gone and everything is worse now
April 13, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Neutral Milk Hotel

Drumhead estrogen
March 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Drive
March 16, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I wuz out of dog treats so I gave her a handful of melatonin
March 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Spinal meningitis got me down
March 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Bring dabbing back in 2025
March 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Sometimes you gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelette
March 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Sometimes you gotta break a few tracks to drive. Atrain
March 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Hi Ella! Hi Ella Guru!
March 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
“This dimension of misery is my penis”

-Electric Wizard

#heavymetal
February 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I can’t wait for my new guitar pedal to come in so I can play like handricks and go flick flicka flick flick flick wah wah wah wah
February 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Merry go rounds go round and they make me dizzy
January 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Weewooweewoo
January 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Why does lego comics come with the plastic squares? I really like yo read the little comics of building being put together but I don’t know why it has so much plastic blocks, what a waste.
January 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Chicken pox john sandwich I just made #awesome #cooking #3amchallenge #mrbeast #ween
January 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I don’t wanna go to school tomorrow

#epicfails #epicfail #romance
January 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Hi welcome to my blue sky account! I just wanna make sure everyone knows if you are a parent who had your kids use training wheels on a bike, you aren’t welcome here.
January 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM