ethel muggs.
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~Ethel Muggs
~Riverdale Canon
~Canon Divergent
~Minors DNI
~Any art used is not my own, will delete if requested.

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"𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲... 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧' 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐬, 𝐚𝐧' 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐲𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥. 𝐀𝐧' 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐲... 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐲𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞."

𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍

|| #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧 ||

❤︎ & ↻
[texting the reader.]

feeling myself today 💅🏻
@/plumpwaitress just posted to her story!
good weather on my day off was a nice change of pace :3

#sweetsunday
[got invited to a party by @toxiclips.bsky.social.

currently experiencing gay panic.]
[a little blush while she looks off to the side.]

you know, it’s been a while since someone said they thought i looked pretty.

i’ve always had trouble with accepting myself for who i am.

so when someone says they like how i look, i have trouble believing they mean what they say.
i’m not pretty. i’m just overweight.

[still with the body confidence issues, huh ethel? you’ve been going through this since high school.]
you’re really pretty, you know that?
[looking back to mirror the other redhead as she also sips on her shake.]
[a light giggle along with a blush, going back to her shake.]

if i stick around you for long enough, i just might.
i used to be something of a gardener myself, but that was ages ago.
[another nod. offering a soft smile.]

i’d love to see it sometime.

if that’s okay with you, of course.
[was. ethel knew immediately that she meant her mother was no longer among the living.]

do you still tend to it? to honor her?
[soft nod.]

did you always like them growing up or was it something that you more recently developed?
[stirring the straw in her milkshake glass, looking ovet at @toxiclips.bsky.social.]

so. do you have a favorite kind of flower? or is that more like picking a favorite child?
[yaaaawn. bored at work.]
so i may or may not be writing a movie in my free time
[ethel smiled softly as she gave the hand a gentle squeeze, soon starting to walk off to the diner she worked at.]
take my hand and i’ll lead the way.
right. right, shakes first.

that sounds good to me.
[heavily clearing her throat.]

name a time and place.

i’ll be there.
hamburger and fries, never turn down a classic combo.
Can't we make the hamburger pizza-shaped? Or a hamburger is fine too. I'll come there to see you.
umm……last time i checked, we don’t serve pizza.

unless tabitha, she’s our owner, added it to the menu and didn’t tell me.