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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 11h

Any menstruating women wanna help me prevent an iron deficiency?

plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 1d

I think you should probably be working on coms/lh

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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 1d

Oh shit it me

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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 3d

Framing it as banning “sexually gratifying works” is such a self-sabotage tbh. “I don’t want art that exists to make people happy in a sexual nature” sounds a lot worse than “I want to ban these naughty sinful child traumatizing sex deviants from spreading their horny”

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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 4d

I don’t care what pronouns he used I still wanna see whatever holes he has destroyed

plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 5d

I’ll pump out plenty of Lucifers if a woman is willing to try hard enough to put them in me to make it happen

plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 7d

You mean a 7in clit? Yeah

plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 9d

Pov you lost your penis privileges

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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 10d

Don’t worry they’re on your bed and you’ll find them underneath you

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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 10d

I can’t tell if assuring you you’d look fantastic in lingerie would be supportive or creepy

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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 11d

Honestly rude that I’ll fart loud enough to wake me up

plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 13d

Fuckin rates

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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 16d

Orgasm denial fans when orgasm anger, bargaining depression and acceptance enjoyers walk in

plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 16d

I’m not as well versed on UK politics as you all probably are but if Lucky the Leprechaun is knighted “Sir Charms” does that mean he was knighted by the English court and is probably a traitor to his people?

plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 18d

Share some with the rest of the class some of us don’t got any

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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 18d

Damn there goes my weekend plans

plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 18d

🫂

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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 19d

Feeling vulnerable rn if any woman over 30 wants to take advantage of me

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Marcel Proust of Eating Brains @thotchev.bsky.social · 20d

The local fash are back. The feds are here. Don't make their jobs easier for them. Shut your mouth and shut your camera. If you are filming/taking pics and posting them publically your pics will be used as evidence to lock up protestors.

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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 21d

Nah that’s you blocking out perceiving others. What you need to do is hallucinate you talking to people for it to count as socializing

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 23d

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23d

Vance: "If you're an American citizen & you've been to the hospital in the last few years, you've probably noticed wait times are especially large & very often somebody who's there in the ER is an illegal alien. Why do those people get healthcare benefits at hospitals paid for by American citizens?"

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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 22d

Ok but like…

still would

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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 24d

Definitely didn’t think you meant he was getting more and more inflated with cum that would be weird

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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 24d

Why am I so fucking horny this morning wtf go away

plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 25d

The myth of “consensual” medicine

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