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☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃

@plushie.bsky.social

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spokesmushroom of the plush girls (of unbounded softness) notarticulated.net

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☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · Oct 16

the power to serve

#freebsd

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☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 2h

keeo yoursef stuyfuuefy

☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 3h

the problem with video game is less "the kids are learning about 'carjacking' from GTA" but more "what happens to your expectations of the world if you have unlimited access to a world where gratification is guaranteed, and every step towards it is totally legible, deterministic, and repeatable"

☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 4h

Plush girls don’t date or marry, they just sit down together and sew little plushies in silence..

☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 5h

[the plush girls after acquiring all local boutique dice makers] we do not gamble enough; our society needs more gambling..

☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 16h

corporate plush girls have smart card readers n their belly..

☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 17h

guy with more nails in his drawer than the average european state's entire nail production in 1458: fuck modern technology i love woodworking now

☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 17h

stop bouncing on my belly..

☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 1d

the plush girls have switched to linux

☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 1d

Forget about innings; the plush girls are enjoying an outing under the sun..

☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 1d

I am a certified marketable plush (only certified plushies may be sold to persons below 25)! Remote attestation is required before cuddles!

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☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 2d

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☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 2d

The only “daily game” you need is “Cuddle”.

☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 2d

[tries to suppress the squeaks] so what does a pile of plush creatures do with a surplus raspberry pi 4

☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 2d

We have Estonian narrative games with dark themes at home

☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 2d

2006-born person with a “neocities”: I miss macromedia flash :(

1980-born person who still drives a 1993 accord and bought a house in 2009 with a suitcase of cash earned by selling 0click flash 0days to bidders who then distributed them through ad networks: me too friend, me too :(

☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 2d

The plush girls and their PID handlers condemn the human society for their chronic oppression of Calculus

☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 2d

Do not undervolt your plushies; they may become so floppy they become 2d..

☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 2d

Neo plushie arrives from the future..

☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 3d

Or “how dare you suffer from scurvy when you have an infinite supply of fish”

☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 3d

Which makes as much sense as “how dare you become diabetic when we have eliminated smallpox”

☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 3d

The plush girls have noticed that when people point out how good we live materially in the industrialized world, they often make their argument sound like “how dare you still feel any discontent when you can eat meat three times a day”

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☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 3d

Please do not purchase charms and keychains made from dead tribbles!

☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 3d

“Blog”? It is an industrialized perversion and regimentation of writing, like jazz.

☯ (small stellated plushie) 🧃 @plushie.bsky.social · 3d

5G-proof belly enclosure (to protect the bacterial biome in my belly)