KID!𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑
@poisonedmoth.bsky.social
𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜? 𝙸 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗!
- Pierrot
- Pierrot
Pinned
I ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʙᴜɢs. Mᴏᴍ sᴀʏs ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ɢʀᴏss ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴀᴄᴛ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴍᴇ. Sᴏ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ᴍʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs!
[ Child Event ]
[ Child Event ]
"Your mom sounds mean."
Look at them. With their combined might, they can rule the world! Or at least steal the tv.
"That's 'cause best friends are sacred. They do cool stuff and always stick together. That's what my mom says."
Look at them. With their combined might, they can rule the world! Or at least steal the tv.
"That's 'cause best friends are sacred. They do cool stuff and always stick together. That's what my mom says."
“My mom says friends are a liability.”
Yes. Two children spilling family tea.
“But she never said anything about best friends…”
Yes. Two children spilling family tea.
“But she never said anything about best friends…”
Yes. Good. Accept the bug.
"Mom says that you share things you like with friends. I like bugs and I shared one with you. So that makes us best friends now."
This is some sound logic.
"Mom says that you share things you like with friends. I like bugs and I shared one with you. So that makes us best friends now."
This is some sound logic.
February 1, 2026 at 6:53 AM
"Your mom sounds mean."
Look at them. With their combined might, they can rule the world! Or at least steal the tv.
"That's 'cause best friends are sacred. They do cool stuff and always stick together. That's what my mom says."
Look at them. With their combined might, they can rule the world! Or at least steal the tv.
"That's 'cause best friends are sacred. They do cool stuff and always stick together. That's what my mom says."
. . .
(Also dies)
(Also dies)
You know what.
[Dies.]
[Dies.]
February 1, 2026 at 6:46 AM
. . .
(Also dies)
(Also dies)
Yes. Good. Accept the bug.
"Mom says that you share things you like with friends. I like bugs and I shared one with you. So that makes us best friends now."
This is some sound logic.
"Mom says that you share things you like with friends. I like bugs and I shared one with you. So that makes us best friends now."
This is some sound logic.
He holds out his hands to accept the bug.
“Friends?”
Is this how one gains friends?
“Friends?”
Is this how one gains friends?
Hold on. This is about to get better.
He's clip clapping over. Putting the cicada in Dami's hand.
"Now we're best friends."
He's clip clapping over. Putting the cicada in Dami's hand.
"Now we're best friends."
January 31, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Yes. Good. Accept the bug.
"Mom says that you share things you like with friends. I like bugs and I shared one with you. So that makes us best friends now."
This is some sound logic.
"Mom says that you share things you like with friends. I like bugs and I shared one with you. So that makes us best friends now."
This is some sound logic.
Hold on. This is about to get better.
He's clip clapping over. Putting the cicada in Dami's hand.
"Now we're best friends."
He's clip clapping over. Putting the cicada in Dami's hand.
"Now we're best friends."
“Ok…. That’s kinda cool.”
He can’t be mad at the deer boy.
He can’t be mad at the deer boy.
He's holding up the gross little creature like it's a prize.
"Look! It's a cicada! They scream a lot! See? It's cool, right?"
"Look! It's a cicada! They scream a lot! See? It's cool, right?"
January 31, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Hold on. This is about to get better.
He's clip clapping over. Putting the cicada in Dami's hand.
"Now we're best friends."
He's clip clapping over. Putting the cicada in Dami's hand.
"Now we're best friends."
He's holding up the gross little creature like it's a prize.
"Look! It's a cicada! They scream a lot! See? It's cool, right?"
"Look! It's a cicada! They scream a lot! See? It's cool, right?"
He thought he was going to be gored.
“HEY! Not cool!”
“HEY! Not cool!”
POUNCES-
- on a cicada. Successful catch!
- on a cicada. Successful catch!
January 31, 2026 at 7:09 AM
He's holding up the gross little creature like it's a prize.
"Look! It's a cicada! They scream a lot! See? It's cool, right?"
"Look! It's a cicada! They scream a lot! See? It's cool, right?"
POUNCES-
- on a cicada. Successful catch!
- on a cicada. Successful catch!
AH SHIT!
He jumps out of the way.
He jumps out of the way.
Slowly turns. Locks eyes.
CHARGES-
CHARGES-
January 31, 2026 at 7:05 AM
POUNCES-
- on a cicada. Successful catch!
- on a cicada. Successful catch!
Slowly turns. Locks eyes.
CHARGES-
CHARGES-
That’s a weird looking deer. But it looks itchy.
He's scratching his little antlers against the tree.
Itchy itchy...
Itchy itchy...
January 31, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Slowly turns. Locks eyes.
CHARGES-
CHARGES-
He's scratching his little antlers against the tree.
Itchy itchy...
Itchy itchy...
Silently watching.
Violently headbutting a tree.
January 31, 2026 at 7:00 AM
He's scratching his little antlers against the tree.
Itchy itchy...
Itchy itchy...
Soft gasp.
Casually drinking drain cleaner.
Casually drinking drain cleaner.
January 31, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Soft gasp.
Casually drinking drain cleaner.
Casually drinking drain cleaner.
Violently headbutting a tree.
January 31, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Violently headbutting a tree.
Shrug??
He's never left home before. Is there a difference?
He's never left home before. Is there a difference?
Did she mean at home by chance?
But his mom says if it's there then it's meant to be ate or drank.
(In the house, deer boy. Not at a store.)
(In the house, deer boy. Not at a store.)
January 31, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Shrug??
He's never left home before. Is there a difference?
He's never left home before. Is there a difference?
But his mom says if it's there then it's meant to be ate or drank.
(In the house, deer boy. Not at a store.)
(In the house, deer boy. Not at a store.)
Taking without permission.
What does steal mean?
January 31, 2026 at 3:47 AM
But his mom says if it's there then it's meant to be ate or drank.
(In the house, deer boy. Not at a store.)
(In the house, deer boy. Not at a store.)
January 31, 2026 at 3:35 AM
//cracks knuckles
January 31, 2026 at 3:35 AM
//cracks knuckles
What does steal mean?
But he's a knight! Knights don't steal.
It's fine. People dig bad boys.
January 31, 2026 at 3:29 AM
What does steal mean?
Eating a candy bar-
WHEN DID HE GET THIS!?
WHEN DID HE GET THIS!?
January 31, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Eating a candy bar-
WHEN DID HE GET THIS!?
WHEN DID HE GET THIS!?
Gonna be able to brag about his criminal record when he grows up.
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Gonna be able to brag about his criminal record when he grows up.
It's fine. People dig bad boys.
Oh no-.
Update: he did not purchase milk. He casually picked up a small bottle of nesquik milk and waddled away.
January 31, 2026 at 3:21 AM
It's fine. People dig bad boys.
//baby's first crime
January 31, 2026 at 3:16 AM
//baby's first crime
Update: he did not purchase milk. He casually picked up a small bottle of nesquik milk and waddled away.
January 31, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Update: he did not purchase milk. He casually picked up a small bottle of nesquik milk and waddled away.
Existing. Clippy clopping onto a busy sidewalk.
January 31, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Existing. Clippy clopping onto a busy sidewalk.
He gasped, taking the 'sword' and holding it up like it was the best thing ever.
"Mom never let me have a sword before... Can I really have it?"
"Mom never let me have a sword before... Can I really have it?"
"And I, as your princess, shall grant you the best weapon known to all knights. A sword!" Selene said, reaching for a nearby stick she saw earlier before handing it to Curio.
"Yes! I'll be the best knight! I'll keep you safe!"
He won't. He's too smol.
He won't. He's too smol.
January 31, 2026 at 3:10 AM
He gasped, taking the 'sword' and holding it up like it was the best thing ever.
"Mom never let me have a sword before... Can I really have it?"
"Mom never let me have a sword before... Can I really have it?"
"Mmhm! Mom says he like make playing."
At the thought of food, he puffed up proudly, hands on his hips.
"I'm a big kid! I poured my own cereal this morning!"
At the thought of food, he puffed up proudly, hands on his hips.
"I'm a big kid! I poured my own cereal this morning!"
"Shaky Spear guy?" he furrowed his brows, trying to think of someone.
But to no avail. No matter.
"Then... Have you eaten today? Do you want to have something?"
But to no avail. No matter.
"Then... Have you eaten today? Do you want to have something?"
"Sometimes she works late, sometimes she works all night."
He's fine. He caught himself. Pretty good balance for hooves!
"I'm Curio! Mom said it's a cool name, like the Shaky Spear guy!"
He's fine. He caught himself. Pretty good balance for hooves!
"I'm Curio! Mom said it's a cool name, like the Shaky Spear guy!"
January 31, 2026 at 3:09 AM
"Mmhm! Mom says he like make playing."
At the thought of food, he puffed up proudly, hands on his hips.
"I'm a big kid! I poured my own cereal this morning!"
At the thought of food, he puffed up proudly, hands on his hips.
"I'm a big kid! I poured my own cereal this morning!"
"How do you know my name?"
"....yes?"
January 31, 2026 at 3:07 AM
"How do you know my name?"
//dee don't look
January 19, 2026 at 4:51 AM
//dee don't look