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𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑

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𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜? 𝙸 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗! - Pierrot

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𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · Apr 7

𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚜!

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𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 1d

//time to mess with spooky on steve

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 1d

Roy. Roy, look at me. Snap out of it and grab the other end-

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

I'll do anything you want forever...

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 1d

Then help me get this one put together.

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 1d

//it's not my fault that Roy is weak to pretty boys with tiny waists

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 1d

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𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 1d

//look at y'all. Bein gay

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 1d

Then help me get this one put together.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

Th—

The bed— after..

I want to break beds with you every night for the rest of my life...

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 2d

Roy. Sweetie. Random man who came into my life because he thought I have baby making hips.

This better be for a new bed after what happened to the last one.

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 2d

//speaking of work, i'm going to work right now

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 2d

//i'm going to hell

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 2d

Roy. Sweetie. Random man who came into my life because he thought I have baby making hips.

This better be for a new bed after what happened to the last one.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

That's not my–

This is— ....

I may have misread the situation..

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 2d

Roy, why the hell do you keep a screwdriver in your pants like that? You have pockets. Use them.

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 2d

//bet.

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 2d

//Gauche, baby, don't fall for this. Run while you can

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 2d

//someone flip a coin for me

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 2d

//I could go one of two ways with this. And both would absolutely destroy Roy

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 2d

Because I have a power that makes me immune! And I can make you an antidote if they do touch you!

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 2d

These babies are blister beetles! They secrete a substance that causes your skin to blister! Aren't they pretty?

(Blink blink)

Oh, I don't get the super dangerous ones. I'm not allowed. These guys will cause skin irritation at most.

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 2d

//I can't-

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you!

(Opening the box and holding the bugs)

My babies.~

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 2d

👁👁

Don't open the box. The bugs are venomous.

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 2d

//I should stop

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𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 2d

Eagerly awaiting his new illegally obtained bugs. The package should be here any day now...

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 2d

//i'm committing to the bit

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 2d

Roy, why the hell do you keep a screwdriver in your pants like that? You have pockets. Use them.

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 2d

. . .

Roy, how the hell are we going to move this thing if you don't help me lift it?

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

Are you sure...?

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 2d

You grab one end, I'll grab the other.

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 2d

//when you try to be nice on 2 accounts but people want you to give in to the urges