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poisonhemlocke ф @poisonhemlocke.bsky.social · Jun 28

should probably post my comm sheets here, huh
huge shoutout to @gwenthedragon.bsky.social for letting me put my art of her sona gem as an example :D
#art #artist #cainrpg #commsopen

A sheet listing various prices for art commissions, with examples.
The prices are in USD for bust, half, and fullbody for each rendering style.
Lineart only: 20, 25, 30
Flat color: 25, 30, 40
Cel shaded: 30, 40, 50
Rendered: 35, 45, 60

Another commission sheet, this one specialized for CAIN rpg.
Options listed:
ID card overlay- $10
Shoulders up- $35
Halfbody- $45
Fullbody- $60
Reference sheet- $175

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poisonhemlocke ф @poisonhemlocke.bsky.social · 4d

DAY 6: WOUND
#art #cainrpg #caintober

Close up portrait of a woman with injuries across her face oozing black blood

poisonhemlocke ф @poisonhemlocke.bsky.social · 4d

DAY 5: INVESTIGATE
#art #cainrpg #caintober

Drawing of a person using a flashlight to investigate a dark office room

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poisonhemlocke ф @poisonhemlocke.bsky.social · 4d

DAY 4: DOWNTIME
#art #cainrpg #caintober

A drawing of a nervous-looking woman drawing in a sketchbook

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poisonhemlocke ф @poisonhemlocke.bsky.social · 4d

HOLY PEAK

poisonhemlocke ф @poisonhemlocke.bsky.social · 4d

holy shit this is awesome

poisonhemlocke ф @poisonhemlocke.bsky.social · 7d

DAY 3: OGRE
#art #cainrpg #caintober

A scratchy drawing of a hunched over humanoid with arms twisted into wings, a hole through its chest, and a face made of eyes.

poisonhemlocke ф @poisonhemlocke.bsky.social · 7d

DAY 2: IS YOUR HAND YOUR HAND?
#art #cainrpg #caintober

A drawing of a hand. Glowing purple blood is spattered onto it and dripping from it.

poisonhemlocke ф @poisonhemlocke.bsky.social · 7d

DAY 1: EXECUTION
#art #cainrpg #caintober

A drawing showing a woman sliding under the stomach of some monster, with a sword held above her head slicing it open.

poisonhemlocke ф @poisonhemlocke.bsky.social · 10d

unofficial CAINtober prompt list if anyone wants to follow along with it! you’re free to do as few or as many as you want, and to change them if you don’t like them :>
#cainrpg #prompts #caintober #caintober2025

A prompt list for a CAIN rpg-themed drawing event

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brian david gilbert @briamgilbert.bsky.social · Apr 12

Mamma Mia! (2008)
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)

Execs, you should be devoting 80-90% of your time right now on Mamma Mia! How Can I Resist You? pitch meetings in order to hit that highly marketable 2028 release. As it happens, I’ve got a four-quadrant, necromancy-focused pitch ready whenev

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poisonhemlocke ф @poisonhemlocke.bsky.social · 16d

okay this is so real of you
but tbf this is not solely an egg observation its also just objectively true
womens fashion is better, mens pockets are better

source: im in the trenches rn trying to figure out how to look both butch and fashionable at the same time

poisonhemlocke ф @poisonhemlocke.bsky.social · 16d

ixh…. my girl,,,,,, love myher,,, ixhel ,,,
#art #mtg #mtgart #phyrexia

A drawing of Ixhel from Magic: the Gathering

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poisonhemlocke ф @poisonhemlocke.bsky.social · Jun 29

A redraw of an Episodes ad. Ixhel is standing next to Belaxis in a closet. She looks serious, while he is blushing. A thought bubble from her says "So this is seven minutes in heaven..." with the options "Make out?!" and "Strangle him with a coat hanger"

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Cyan Worlds @cyan.com · 17d

Thirty-two years ago today, Myst was released.
Happy Birthday, little guy!
🎂

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Black Tabby Games (This is Tony) - Slay the Princess @blacktabbygames.com · 17d

when the cousin rolls up with powerful build but didn't take hot at character creation.

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poisonhemlocke ф @poisonhemlocke.bsky.social · 18d

i don't even want to have sex with wayne but im liking it for the good of the community

poisonhemlocke ф @poisonhemlocke.bsky.social · 18d

ofc i gotta put ari on here too <3333

A drawing of a zombie girl with a pink bow on her head.

A drawing of a zombie in a green suit dancing with a taller woman in a blue dress

Doodle of a zombie girl lying on the ground in a puddle of tears

Doodle of a zombie girl doing the family guy death pose

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poisonhemlocke ф @poisonhemlocke.bsky.social · 18d

my daughter…….
she’s a barista at bloodbucks (blood starbucks)

Reference sheet showing a light green-skinned demon woman with one broken off horn. She’s using a cell phone.

Fullbody drawings of a green-skinned demon woman with one broken horn, one in casual clothes and one in a work apron.

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DokkyWokky @dokkywokky.bsky.social · 26d

here, have a Maggie :D (last by @poisonhemlocke.bsky.social )

A small lady with the features of a red fox stands on a colorful backdrop. Identifying text says that they are Magnolia “Maggie” Lestrange, also known as “Masque, of the Red Death.”

Maggie is thoroughly drenched and very unhappy. The text explains that someone tried to wash her.

A chibi Masque skedaddles over transparent space. Art by @poisonhemlocke.

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You’re Gwenough. @gwenthedragon.bsky.social · Sep 3

i thought his name was Peter

Strength of Will
{1}{G}
Instant
Until end of turn, target creature you control gains indestructible and “Whenever this creature is dealt damage, put that many +1/+1 counters on it.”
And then—as the agonizing ache in his limbs seems unendurable—from out of the pain—from out of the agony—comes triumph!
Illustrated by Ryan Pancoast

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Jones! Working on Comms @prinxe.bsky.social · Sep 1

now

The Todaybor Day is Labor Day Homestar Runner meme. Because today is Labor Day.

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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · Aug 30

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poisonhemlocke ф @poisonhemlocke.bsky.social · Aug 27

gwen you are a national treasure and the funniest person on this site

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poisonhemlocke ф @poisonhemlocke.bsky.social · Aug 23

saw this as i was fighting for my life 😔😔😔 mfw Lack Toes in Toller Ants

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poisonhemlocke ф @poisonhemlocke.bsky.social · Aug 21

-Strixhaven
-Crimson Vow/Midnight Hunt
-Neon dynasty

one of my favorite parts of mtg is the basic land art treatments and i think the ink arts in vow/hunt and the japanese language ones in neon dynasty kinda cemented that for me

You’re Gwenough. @gwenthedragon.bsky.social · Aug 20

What were your first 3 sets, and what do they say about you?

- Dominaria
- i don’t remember
- whatever came after that

What they say about me:

- who fuckin knows man

MtGCritical-#1 Dai Li Hater @mtgcritical.bsky.social · Aug 20

What were your first 3 sets, and what do they say about you?

Mine were:

-Amonkhet
-Guilds of Ravnica
-Ravnica Allegiance

What they say about me:

-Idk.
-I like Niv Mizzet a lot
-I dislike Nicol Bolas, a lot.