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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 5h
Omg why were you listening to USA comms, even I never do that 😂
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 11h
Why would you ever expect consistency in this sport? :p
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 11h
Better angle video clip here xcancel.com/kings0fcycli...
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 12h
That’s still the provisional, FC often does also just have provisional, but they post when the final one is out so I trust those
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 12h
You’re missing Matthews and Roglic in p21/22 at 35
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 12h
I’d count Remco? He turned pro at 19 (elderly!) but his junior season at 18 was also insanely dominant. And Seixas has been 19 for the last few weeks, so he’s already washed.
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 12h
At least Del Toro finally isn’t racing lol
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 13h
Don’t you dare speak that evil into existence lmao
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 13h
So how many minutes of a gap will Jay Vine win by tomorrow?

Best opposition is Balderstone and Rondel 💀 too long for Scaroni imo
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FirstCycling @firstcycling.com · 13h
Final startlist of the Men's Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Valdengo Oropa.

firstcycling.com/race.php?r=2...
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 13h
Also the most exciting young French talent is currently on a French team still
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 14h
What?
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 14h
Vibes
Screenshot of Juan Ayuso’s instagram story sharing photo of himself and others in a Miami nightclub
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 14h
Ayuso is off the provisional startlist, it was a funny 24 hours though. He’s busy partying in Miami
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 14h
YOOO congrats!!
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 14h
Thanks, hadn’t thought of that
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 14h
Like, I know it’s ambiguous and they’re not on the same team, technically. But likewise Kastelijn had no reason to pull if not for treating the other Dutch as teammates 🥲
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 14h
👀 curious now
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 14h
Probably not enough nutrition. But maybe chocolate pancakes 🤔
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 14h
Guys what should I get for lunch
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 15h
Real real real 🔥
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 15h
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while a man in a hat stands behind him
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while a man in a hat stands behind him
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 15h
They’re already a sponsor, just not title
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 15h
Asterisk on the Giro next year when Total isn’t invited so Jegat can’t fight for the win
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 15h
Fair yeah

Oh that’s great for Alpecin, it was seriously depressing that a team that successful would be struggling to get a title sponsor lol
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 15h
The fear I felt last week when they were G2ing it up behind him and Thierry last week 💀 thank god UAE isn’t OP in the Belgian semiclassics, some things are still sacred
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