PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁
@polarbearca.bsky.social
Golgafrinchan phone sanitizer, second class.
Cat pervert.
💙💛 Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🦓
F🍁ck Poilievre
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing, after they've tried everything else." - Winston Churchill
⛔Trumpers⛔
Cat pervert.
💙💛 Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🦓
F🍁ck Poilievre
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing, after they've tried everything else." - Winston Churchill
⛔Trumpers⛔
Pinned
“Ask yourself the three things you must always ask yourself before you say anything.
1) Does this need to be said?
2) Does this need to be said by me?
3) Does this need to be said by me now?”
- Craig Ferguson
1) Does this need to be said?
2) Does this need to be said by me?
3) Does this need to be said by me now?”
- Craig Ferguson
Never before have I seen a more appropriate use of "No. 2"...
BREAKING MS NOW:
FBI deputy director Dan Bongino has quietly told confidants he plans to formally leave his job early in the new year and will not be returning to headquarters to work this month, according to eight people briefed on his account. www.ms.now/news/bongino...
FBI deputy director Dan Bongino has quietly told confidants he plans to formally leave his job early in the new year and will not be returning to headquarters to work this month, according to eight people briefed on his account. www.ms.now/news/bongino...
FBI’s No. 2 quietly tells colleagues he’s moving on
Controversial deputy director has cleared out his office, sources tell MS NOW.
www.ms.now
December 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Never before have I seen a more appropriate use of "No. 2"...
I've had about enough of this shit. I swear to god if anything happens to Dirk Benedict before the end of this year, I'm going to have to cut a bitch.
#RIPGilGerard
#RIPGilGerard
December 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I've had about enough of this shit. I swear to god if anything happens to Dirk Benedict before the end of this year, I'm going to have to cut a bitch.
#RIPGilGerard
#RIPGilGerard
The response to anything David Zaslav says should be a resounding "OK BOOMER" automatically.
December 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The response to anything David Zaslav says should be a resounding "OK BOOMER" automatically.
Just reiterating this given the current news cycle. Kristi Noem has never been anything but a decoration.
The only job she's even remotely qualified for...
December 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Just reiterating this given the current news cycle. Kristi Noem has never been anything but a decoration.
So, it turns out... and stop me if you know this one... an armadillo is some kind of desert animal and not a weirdly over-protected sex toy!?
December 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
So, it turns out... and stop me if you know this one... an armadillo is some kind of desert animal and not a weirdly over-protected sex toy!?
Shredded cheese RECALLED for metal fragments?
Why? They always say Americans don't have enough fibre in their diet, this here's the solution.
Why? They always say Americans don't have enough fibre in their diet, this here's the solution.
December 4, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Shredded cheese RECALLED for metal fragments?
Why? They always say Americans don't have enough fibre in their diet, this here's the solution.
Why? They always say Americans don't have enough fibre in their diet, this here's the solution.
Creed sings "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
YouTube video by There I Ruined It
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I'm reeling a bit right now. Colleen Jones, one of my favourite curlers and broadcasters, has died at only 65. This is right on the heels of finding out my father has been diagnosed with cancer a second time.
Fuck cancer.
Fuck cancer.
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I'm reeling a bit right now. Colleen Jones, one of my favourite curlers and broadcasters, has died at only 65. This is right on the heels of finding out my father has been diagnosed with cancer a second time.
Fuck cancer.
Fuck cancer.
I normally wouldn't cheer for ANYTHING Steve Bannon related, but I'd be totally down to watch him beat Roger Stone's decrepit old ass.
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I normally wouldn't cheer for ANYTHING Steve Bannon related, but I'd be totally down to watch him beat Roger Stone's decrepit old ass.
It's weird that this may come as a shock to some people, but "In Flanders Fields" has nothing to do with Ned.
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It's weird that this may come as a shock to some people, but "In Flanders Fields" has nothing to do with Ned.
I really wish zombies were real so Bobby Kennedy could show up and totally kick his son's ass.
October 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I really wish zombies were real so Bobby Kennedy could show up and totally kick his son's ass.
Pete Hoekstra puts the "ass" in Ambassador.
October 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Pete Hoekstra puts the "ass" in Ambassador.
If Brad Paisley is scheduled to sing the anthem for a World Series game, just go ahead and book the next day off work.
October 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
If Brad Paisley is scheduled to sing the anthem for a World Series game, just go ahead and book the next day off work.
Good to see Kentucky is represented at the Skydome tonight (look at the top right corner).
#BlueJays #WorldSeries #LightsUpLetsGO
#BlueJays #WorldSeries #LightsUpLetsGO
October 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Good to see Kentucky is represented at the Skydome tonight (look at the top right corner).
#BlueJays #WorldSeries #LightsUpLetsGO
#BlueJays #WorldSeries #LightsUpLetsGO
Putin told President Sweet Potato "Don't forget the balls" and, well, you can see how that is turning out...
October 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Putin told President Sweet Potato "Don't forget the balls" and, well, you can see how that is turning out...
October 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Remember, America, in your country you're not guilty until proven... oh, sorry, that's the old one... the new standard is not guilty until elected president.
October 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Remember, America, in your country you're not guilty until proven... oh, sorry, that's the old one... the new standard is not guilty until elected president.
Received my copy of the Antifa bible written by @brittlestar.com today.
October 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Received my copy of the Antifa bible written by @brittlestar.com today.
October 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
October 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
OMG the #BlueJays broadcasters keep calling the Yankees pitcher "Shitler" by accident.
#LightsUpLetsGo
#LightsUpLetsGo
a baby in polka dot pajamas is laying on a blanket on the floor
ALT: a baby in polka dot pajamas is laying on a blanket on the floor
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
OMG the #BlueJays broadcasters keep calling the Yankees pitcher "Shitler" by accident.
#LightsUpLetsGo
#LightsUpLetsGo
October 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It took me 48 YEARS to finally get one of these jerseys, looks like maybe it was just in the nick of time? (yeah, I didn't have one for the 90s world champion teams and it sucked).
#LightsUpLetsGo #BlueJays
#LightsUpLetsGo #BlueJays
October 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It took me 48 YEARS to finally get one of these jerseys, looks like maybe it was just in the nick of time? (yeah, I didn't have one for the 90s world champion teams and it sucked).
#LightsUpLetsGo #BlueJays
#LightsUpLetsGo #BlueJays
Hey guys, save some for Tuesday, OK? #LightsUpLetsGo #BlueJays
October 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Hey guys, save some for Tuesday, OK? #LightsUpLetsGo #BlueJays