Police Squad! (In Color)
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A tribute to the tragically short-lived TV drama. Not officially sanctioned in any way whatsoever.
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Frank, the black and white is here
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I try to put my past behind me, but every time I turn around, well, there's somebody there telling me who I am or where I've been
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About 10:00, Sally Decker dictated a formal statement
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- All right, Luca, I've got a gun in your ribs.
- I'm not Luca and those aren't my ribs.
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All he's ever known is the world of crime. This doesn't excuse what he does, but I think we understand him a little better.
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I'd just come from the stockyards. We'd gotten reports that hundreds of cows had been senselessly slaughtered in the area. But I couldn't find any evidence. I stopped off for a hamburger and checked in with headquarters.
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- Something I can do for you?
- Ox smith?
- No, no, no, no, locksmith! Locksmith!
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- Okay, so I taped the game
- All right, let's go
- I had a few friends over, but I didn't charge them. All right, a couple of bucks a head
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- For reproducing the accounts, pictures or descriptions of a major league baseball game without the express written consent of the commissioner
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- You Nicky McBreen?
- Yeah
- You're under arrest
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Tonight's Episode - Terror In The Neighbourhood
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- So Billy, electrostatic particles are created by an imbalance of electrons. The resulting charge is what we scientists call static electricity
- Gee
- It's just like when your mom takes a dress out of the dryer, puts it on & it clings to every supple curve & soft, round... Hi, Frank
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We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.
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When I got to the elevator, my boss was already on the scene
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- My daughter's a needle in a haystack!
- That's not true. I've seen a picture of her. She's very attractive. Maybe a little thin.
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You think you're gonna arrest me, don't you? Well, you're not! 'Cause I got the gun now!
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We've got men covering all the exits
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We did come from a poor family. The health department wouldn't condemn our house until we had it painted.
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Police investigation involves meticulous attention to detail. The sound of a buoy or foghorn on the ransom tape led me to the lakefront, where interviews with severaI locals proved unsuccessfuI.
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- I sent the note to the lab. They're demanding a million dollars.
- Why would the lab demand a million dollars?
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- Who are you, and how did you get in here?
- I'm a locksmith. And I'm a locksmith.
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I drove down to headquarters immediately. My boss, Ed Hocken, was already there.
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