Police Squad! (In Color)
@policesquad.bsky.social
A tribute to the tragically short-lived TV drama.
Not officially sanctioned in any way whatsoever.
Not officially sanctioned in any way whatsoever.
We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.
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February 4, 2026 at 4:00 AM
We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.
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- Is this some kind of bust?
- Yes, it's very impressive, but we'd just like to ask a few questions
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- Yes, it's very impressive, but we'd just like to ask a few questions
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February 1, 2026 at 4:00 AM
- Is this some kind of bust?
- Yes, it's very impressive, but we'd just like to ask a few questions
#PoliceSquad
- Yes, it's very impressive, but we'd just like to ask a few questions
#PoliceSquad
January 29, 2026 at 4:00 AM
When I arrived at the morgue, my boss had already begun to investigate the physicaI evidence. As was our custom in such cases, we began to talk.
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January 26, 2026 at 4:00 AM
When I arrived at the morgue, my boss had already begun to investigate the physicaI evidence. As was our custom in such cases, we began to talk.
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You think you're gonna arrest me, don't you Well, you're not! 'Cause I got the gun now!
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January 23, 2026 at 4:00 AM
You think you're gonna arrest me, don't you Well, you're not! 'Cause I got the gun now!
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We have men working around the clock trying to locate your daughter
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January 20, 2026 at 4:00 AM
We have men working around the clock trying to locate your daughter
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Ed and I drove around for hours for no particular reason. We came up empty.
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January 18, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Ed and I drove around for hours for no particular reason. We came up empty.
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January 15, 2026 at 4:00 AM
You've got to give us something to go on. Names, description, sounds, smells, shirt size, anything
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January 12, 2026 at 4:00 AM
You've got to give us something to go on. Names, description, sounds, smells, shirt size, anything
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Chump KO's Champ in Bar Fight
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January 10, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Chump KO's Champ in Bar Fight
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By the way, would you be interested in our holiday gift set? All right, I just thought I'd ask.
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December 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
By the way, would you be interested in our holiday gift set? All right, I just thought I'd ask.
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That'll be all for today, Billy. Next week, we'll look into some interesting experiments we can do with discarded swimwear.
#PoliceSquad #TheLab
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December 16, 2025 at 12:05 PM
That'll be all for today, Billy. Next week, we'll look into some interesting experiments we can do with discarded swimwear.
#PoliceSquad #TheLab
#PoliceSquad #TheLab
After taking care of an urgent personal matter, I proceeded directly to the address that Johnny had given me
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December 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
After taking care of an urgent personal matter, I proceeded directly to the address that Johnny had given me
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Katie, why don't you run along now Next week we'll learn why cows look forward to giving milk
#PoliceSquad #TheLab
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December 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Katie, why don't you run along now Next week we'll learn why cows look forward to giving milk
#PoliceSquad #TheLab
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It's not that I'm not grateful for the police protection, Captain, it's just that it's a little disruptive
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December 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It's not that I'm not grateful for the police protection, Captain, it's just that it's a little disruptive
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- How many of these apartment keys would you like?
- Fifty. You can mail 49 of them to the Chicago Bears.
- Well. And where would you like the 50th sent?
- Just bring it around to my apartment
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
- Fifty. You can mail 49 of them to the Chicago Bears.
- Well. And where would you like the 50th sent?
- Just bring it around to my apartment
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
- How many of these apartment keys would you like?
- Fifty. You can mail 49 of them to the Chicago Bears.
- Well. And where would you like the 50th sent?
- Just bring it around to my apartment
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
- Fifty. You can mail 49 of them to the Chicago Bears.
- Well. And where would you like the 50th sent?
- Just bring it around to my apartment
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
December 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
But only as a limited time offer
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
But only as a limited time offer
- Al, get yourself a haircut. You look ridiculous.
- Sorry, Captain, I was just trying something different
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- Sorry, Captain, I was just trying something different
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November 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
- Al, get yourself a haircut. You look ridiculous.
- Sorry, Captain, I was just trying something different
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- Sorry, Captain, I was just trying something different
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I was en route to Police Squad, when I got a call from Dispatch
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November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I was en route to Police Squad, when I got a call from Dispatch
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- I'd like to see the scene of the abduction.
- Sure, right here. The Abduction. Scene one, take three
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- Sure, right here. The Abduction. Scene one, take three
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November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
- I'd like to see the scene of the abduction.
- Sure, right here. The Abduction. Scene one, take three
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- Sure, right here. The Abduction. Scene one, take three
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- I sent the note to the lab. They're demanding a million dollars.
- Why would the lab demand a million dollars?
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- Why would the lab demand a million dollars?
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November 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
- I sent the note to the lab. They're demanding a million dollars.
- Why would the lab demand a million dollars?
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- Why would the lab demand a million dollars?
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- Who are you, and how did you get in here?
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
- Who are you, and how did you get in here?
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM