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Poly 💞 Armory 🔫

@polyarmorygame.bsky.social

25 followers 12 following 13 posts

Yes, you can have sex with the guns. Available on @itch.io https://oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory

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KatBat @katbatmadethat.bsky.social · 6d

Polyarmory is a hostile play environment and I feel personally attacked. Ten thumbs up. No, those aren't all mine. Don't worry about it.

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Jenbles 🏳️‍⚧️ @jenbles.bsky.social · 6d

Watching @katbatmadethat.bsky.social play @polyarmorygame.bsky.social and there are so many quotes I suspect we'd proudly put on the back of the box.

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Alex Oxspring @oxyoxspring.bsky.social · 9d

There's something very satisfying to seeing someone stream your game from start to end and they vibe with the concept.

Watching these streams confirms to me that the cactus fucking and poop minigames were in fact integral to the vision of @polyarmorygame.bsky.social

www.twitch.tv/videos/25798...

Twitch is the world

Poly 💞 Armory 🔫 @polyarmorygame.bsky.social · 9d

Meet the dateable guns in our game!

Rimmington: the sturdy British shotgun

Viper: The non-binary icon and party animal revolver

Marsh and Mello: aka - the Twin UwUzis

Sveta - The muscle mommy RPG from Russia

Play the game for FREE right now:
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory

#DatingSim #IndieDev

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Poly 💞 Armory 🔫 @polyarmorygame.bsky.social · 12d

This is a story about a man, and his hardware, and nothing else.

Play Polyarmory: High Calibre Love for FREE right now, only on @itch.io

oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory

#GameDev #IndieDev #DatingSim #Guns

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love by OxyOxspring, artemis.ronan, Jenbles

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?

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Poly 💞 Armory 🔫 @polyarmorygame.bsky.social · 10d

Have you ever wanted to date your guns?

No?

Well, let's change that immediately, shall we? 😏

oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love by OxyOxspring, artemis.ronan, Jenbles

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?

oxyoxspring.itch.io

Poly 💞 Armory 🔫 @polyarmorygame.bsky.social · 10d

The cloud people are coming to take your guns.

Don't let them.

Play Polyarmory: High Calibre Love for FREE today!

oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love by OxyOxspring, artemis.ronan, Jenbles

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?

oxyoxspring.itch.io

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We regret the error | HisCursedness @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 13d

ONLY CANS CREATOR MADE A NEW GAME

oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love by OxyOxspring, artemis.ronan, Jenbles

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?

oxyoxspring.itch.io

Poly 💞 Armory 🔫 @polyarmorygame.bsky.social · 11d

Hey you. Yes you.

Wanna date some sexy guns?
Wanna escape your divorce?
Wanna live in a bunker?

You know you wanna... bang 'em. 😜

oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory

#indiedev #freegame #datingsim #polyarmory

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Jenbles 🏳️‍⚧️ @jenbles.bsky.social · 11d

I think our game is too hot for the UK Government?

@polyarmorygame.bsky.social is an excellent use of a VPN

Poly 💞 Armory 🔫 @polyarmorygame.bsky.social · 12d

Want a #datingsim with a wicked sense of humour and a ridiculous story?

Play Polyarmory: High Calibre Love for FREE today!

We can guarantee that you'll get a semi-automatically. 😜

oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory

#RomanceGames #Comedy #Gamedev #IndieDev #FreeGame #PolyarmoryGame

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love by OxyOxspring, artemis.ronan, Jenbles

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?

oxyoxspring.itch.io

Poly 💞 Armory 🔫 @polyarmorygame.bsky.social · 12d

This is a story about a man, and his hardware, and nothing else.

Play Polyarmory: High Calibre Love for FREE right now, only on @itch.io

oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory

#GameDev #IndieDev #DatingSim #Guns

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love by OxyOxspring, artemis.ronan, Jenbles

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?

oxyoxspring.itch.io

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Poly 💞 Armory 🔫 @polyarmorygame.bsky.social · 13d

We're fairly certain that you couldn't date your guns in #DateEverything.

So we fixed that.

Play #Polyarmory now for FREE:

oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love by OxyOxspring, artemis.ronan, Jenbles

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?

oxyoxspring.itch.io

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Jenbles 🏳️‍⚧️ @jenbles.bsky.social · 13d

Didja know that @polyarmorygame.bsky.social has over 850 voiced dialogue lines, 19 full episodes of Colt Michigan's radio show, 9 original songs (including 6 from @heyjellybear.bsky.social), 4 voice actors mixed together for [redacted] & 8 clips of @oxyoxspring.bsky.social as an enthusiastic clown.

Poly 💞 Armory 🔫 @polyarmorygame.bsky.social · 13d

We're fairly certain that you couldn't date your guns in #DateEverything.

So we fixed that.

Play #Polyarmory now for FREE:

oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love by OxyOxspring, artemis.ronan, Jenbles

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?

oxyoxspring.itch.io

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Bazzah @bazzah.bsky.social · 14d

This is a work of art! Made by a very dedicated group of amazing people. I couldn't recommend this game enough! 37 out of 5 stars

Poly 💞 Armory 🔫 @polyarmorygame.bsky.social · 14d

Do you love your guns?

I mean, do you *really* love your guns?

Then you should play Polyarmory: High Calibre Love immediately - IT'S FREE!

oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love by OxyOxspring, artemis.ronan, Jenbles

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?

oxyoxspring.itch.io

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Kawaiju @kawaiitornado.bsky.social · 14d

Amazing people made this!

Poly 💞 Armory 🔫 @polyarmorygame.bsky.social · 14d

Do you love your guns?

I mean, do you *really* love your guns?

Then you should play Polyarmory: High Calibre Love immediately - IT'S FREE!

oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love by OxyOxspring, artemis.ronan, Jenbles

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?

oxyoxspring.itch.io

Poly 💞 Armory 🔫 @polyarmorygame.bsky.social · 14d

Do you love your guns?

I mean, do you *really* love your guns?

Then you should play Polyarmory: High Calibre Love immediately - IT'S FREE!

oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love by OxyOxspring, artemis.ronan, Jenbles

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?

oxyoxspring.itch.io

Poly 💞 Armory 🔫 @polyarmorygame.bsky.social · 14d

Hades 2 is just a deep state conspiracy designed to stop you from playing our new FREE game.

Check it out here:
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love by OxyOxspring, artemis.ronan

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?

oxyoxspring.itch.io

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Jenbles 🏳️‍⚧️ @jenbles.bsky.social · 15d

It lives!
@polyarmorygame.bsky.social

Working on this has been an absolute blast. I got to meet and work with some wonderful people and learned so much.

Also made a lot of silly noises.

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love by OxyOxspring, artemis.ronan

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?

oxyoxspring.itch.io

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Lucian V. Ghost @lucianvghost.bsky.social · 15d

Somewhat behind schedule, but containing some wonderfully voice weapons and made by a team that surely does love their guns... Or perhaps their guns love them? Who knows! Find out, in Polyarmoury: High Calibre Love!

Alex Oxspring @oxyoxspring.bsky.social · 15d

Fun fact: @polyarmorygame.bsky.social was supposed to be made for last year's #7DFPS game jam.

It took us around 8 months to finish it.

(We might have overscoped somewhat...)

oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love by OxyOxspring, artemis.ronan

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?

oxyoxspring.itch.io

Poly 💞 Armory 🔫 @polyarmorygame.bsky.social · 15d

DON'T LET THE CLOUD PEOPLE TRICK YOU: THE GAME IS REAL AND IT'S OUT THERE TO PLAY RIGHT NOW FOR FREE!

oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory

#FPS #PolyarmoryGame #Gamedev #IndieDev #IndieGame #DatingSim

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love by OxyOxspring, artemis.ronan

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?

oxyoxspring.itch.io

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Alex Oxspring @oxyoxspring.bsky.social · 15d

Fun fact: @polyarmorygame.bsky.social was supposed to be made for last year's #7DFPS game jam.

It took us around 8 months to finish it.

(We might have overscoped somewhat...)

oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love by OxyOxspring, artemis.ronan

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?

oxyoxspring.itch.io

Poly 💞 Armory 🔫 @polyarmorygame.bsky.social · 15d

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love is now available on @itch.io

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation.

Guns. Romance. Free(dom).

oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory

#freegame #gamedev #indiedev

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love by OxyOxspring, artemis.ronan

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?

oxyoxspring.itch.io

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Alex Oxspring @oxyoxspring.bsky.social · 15d

So uh... we released a new game. It's free. It's stupid. It's about smooching guns.

Poly 💞 Armory 🔫 @polyarmorygame.bsky.social · 15d

We'll bang, okay? 🤎

oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory

#GameDev #PolyarmoryGame #HighCalibreLove