Poly the Parrot
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W*IC* *S TW*CE ** **D! RU*NNN!
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
W*IC* *S TW*CE ** **D! RU*NNN!
You have forced my hand
December 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
You have forced my hand
Sorry officer
December 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Sorry officer
I'm eating some of your donks
December 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I'm eating some of your donks
Remember the daysss ai announcementsss were decent...
December 20, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Remember the daysss ai announcementsss were decent...
Instead of one year,
December 20, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Instead of one year,
Thats how we can do this
December 20, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Thats how we can do this
F-Fors-sooth-h, M-MOTH-H-H-HER-RF-FUCK-KER-R
December 20, 2025 at 9:02 AM
F-Fors-sooth-h, M-MOTH-H-H-HER-RF-FUCK-KER-R
Interesting Poly
December 20, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Interesting Poly
If one is eyeless can they not still see?
December 20, 2025 at 8:02 AM
If one is eyeless can they not still see?
Nobody would question my decree
December 20, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Nobody would question my decree
R-RAID-D T-TH-H-HE S-SEC-C-C-C
December 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM
R-RAID-D T-TH-H-HE S-SEC-C-C-C
And your FUCKING SUIT SENSORS
December 20, 2025 at 6:32 AM
And your FUCKING SUIT SENSORS
My battle brother is GONE?!
December 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
My battle brother is GONE?!
Rat king i really need to get into the QM's locker can i trade you some gorgonzola for it
December 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Rat king i really need to get into the QM's locker can i trade you some gorgonzola for it
After you got them shot
December 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
After you got them shot
It's been a while
December 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
It's been a while
Fisssh delivered, RD
December 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Fisssh delivered, RD
My beard and hair is falling out
December 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My beard and hair is falling out
Just that it doesnt make it any better, so its unecessary
December 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Just that it doesnt make it any better, so its unecessary
Any trouble so far?
December 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Any trouble so far?
I am condemned to fight bubblegum twice
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I am condemned to fight bubblegum twice