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Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Sep 10

"In France we call this le crime gastronomique. If you must honour it, do so by feeding it to your dog. though even he deserves better.

"Microwave cuisine is not cooking, it is reheating shame."

Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Sep 10

From the Bafflington Culinary Institute, Chef Lardonne Says:

"National TV Dinner Day, they tell me. A celebration of aluminium trays, glue-like potatoes, and peas frozen into military formation.

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Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Sep 9

It suggests that Saint Hopswald was one of the founding patrons of the Flirty Firkin Tavern, where Father Bibbly now raises a pint in his honour, with Tilly Sipsworthy backing him with Champagne.

Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Sep 9

Since then the day has become a quirky tradition in Catholic and Anglican circles. It mixes sincere gratitude with pub humour. Poobahian lore goes further.

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Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Sep 9

He created a mock saintly backstory featuring Saint Hopswald of Aleyard, a mythical brewer who thanked his priest after confession by buying him a beer.

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Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Sep 9

Today is International Buy a Priest a Beer Day (IBAPABD). This observance was first suggested in 2013 by Catholic writer Sam Guzman on his blog The Catholic Gentleman.

#IBAPABD #BuyAPriestABeer #BuyAPriestABeerDay #Poobah $POOBAH

Cartoon scene inside the Flirty Firkin Tavern. Father Bibbly Frotweed, an elderly Irish priest with glasses and clerical collar, raises a Guinness while blessing a holy sock. Next to him, Tilly Sipsworthy, glamorous and tipsy with a glass of Champagne, cheers along. Behind them hangs a framed picture of Saint Hopswald of Aleyard, a mock saint with a frothy beer halo. The scene is lively, comedic, and reverent in a playful way.

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Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Sep 6

This morning's prediction market update from the Bank of WAGMI:

What’s more likely to happen first?

🌕 $POOBAH moons

🙂 Mr Gibbins cracks a smile

☕ Gareth delivers tea without spilling

📋 Prunella misplaces her clipboard

Vote here before the market closes at tea-time:

👉 t.me/poobahcoin/1...

Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Sep 3

$POOBAH trades on
Ethereum, Solana and
PumpFun. CAs are:

SOL

DGmc39NnyyQ8C8zi3mUTZdkAYhyM1dqSqaHkytgNZgrt

ETH

0x7d5a221a526b67a5fcdefd6a893013cc5ae2e6a3

PUMP

GP3ekMNsqJJWczetSpX3mYwB9e6tRgx7ke85VVGgpump

$POOBAH $POOBAH $POOBAH $POOBAH $POOBAH $POOBAH $POOBAH $POOBAH

#MemeCoin #AltCoin

Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Sep 2

Busy day yesterday, but yes. $POOBAH/SOL was launched on SOL CA

DGmc39NnyyQ8C8zi3mUTZdkAYhyM1dqSqaHkytgNZgrt

More news soon.

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Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Aug 31

Got an X account? Join Poobah and the gang here.

Poobahverse Community Community / X

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Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Aug 30

Happy Frankenstein Day!

This day in 1797, Mary Shelley was born. At just 18 she dreamed up Frankenstein, the spark that created modern science fiction. Two centuries on, her monster still walks, proof that a bold idea never dies, it just gets reanimated.

#Frankenstein #FrankensteinDay #MaryShelley

A 3D Pixar-style cartoon of Dr Frack in a gothic laboratory. He pulls a giant lever as blue lightning crackles into a machine where a friendly Frankenstein’s monster sits up in surprise. The scene is playful and spooky-fun, with glowing coils, bubbling flasks, and sparks flying. Text on the image reads:

“From the Laboratory of Lightning Ideas
Dr Frack Says:
Mary dreamt a spark,
lightning stitched the midnight air,
a monster was born.
Pages turned to life,
Frankenstein still walks with us,
two centuries on.
MORAL: A good idea never dies, it just gets reanimated.
POOBAHSAYS.COM”

Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Aug 29

Moral: Never trust a fruit with an agenda.

Get the pump on $POOBAH before it zests away. Sip some now at pump.fun/coin/GP3ekMN...

Poobah Grandious-McTwaddle (POOBAH) - Pump

From the Ministry of Dubious Clones for fun, Poobah Says "This isn’t the real $POOBAH. But it is funny." Behold! The Grandious-McTwaddle has arrived, wobbling into Pump Fun with all the grace of a tap...

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Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Aug 29

This #NationalLemonJuiceDay, live from the Citrus Containment Zone, Sherri Blink reports:

"This morning, at precisely 9:47, a rogue lemon self-squeezed on a referee’s whistle, causing three sprinters to taste childhood regrets and a fourth to become hypothetically French."

#MemeCoin #PumpFun

A surreal news broadcast scene where Sherri Blink, a poised blonde news anchor in designer heels, stands ankle-deep in lemon juice on a surreal athletics track. A flying lemon with a referee whistle floats mid-air. One athlete is licking a memory. Another morphs into a baguette-wielding mime. Poster reads: “Live from the Citrus Containment Zone — Sherri Blink Reports: This morning, at precisely 9:47, a rogue lemon self-squeezed on a referee’s whistle, causing three sprinters to taste childhood regrets and a fourth to become hypothetically French. MORAL: Never trust a fruit with an agenda.”

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Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Aug 25

Can I get a GM fam? Poobah says: "T-5 hours until presale close. LP spins up later today, trading begins right after. Buckle in."

Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Aug 23

Airdrop and Promo on X this morning to celebrate today as International Hashtag Day and Internaut Day.

x.com/poobahqotd/s...

Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Aug 21

DING DONG! Hear ye, hear ye! Poobah’s Solana presale is live. Twelve billion tokens fixed, mint and freeze revoked. Step forth or be left with crumbs at the Duck Pond!

tools.smithii.io/launch/Pooba...

Given under my bell this day,
Percival Bellows Throatchant, Town Crier of Bafflington.”

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Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Aug 17

In the trenches, we call it gem hunting. Archie Sneed found his gem too. He swapped Madame Voluptua Crankshaft's diamond for a sherbet dibdab at Rami "Singhbury’s" corner shop. That’s Poobah economics in action. Same energy. Same alpha. Who needs diamonds when sugar hits harder?

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Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Aug 16

Suzie Suidae Says:

“Roll up you trenching degenerates. The $POOBAH Solana presale is thundering in 2 days. Entry is fair from 0.10 to 2.0 SOL. No dips because there’s no history.

And don’t squeal about rugs: the ETH coin is already locked away for 10 years, tighter than my prize piggy bank.”

Vintage 1940s-style comic book cover titled “POOBAH: The Meme-Fighting Alpha.” A confident, heroic Poobah stands on a pile of green coins holding a glowing $POOBAH token. To his left, Brother Bibbly beams with excitement, while a stern Mr Gibbins looks on disapprovingly. At Poobah’s feet, two villains labelled “FUD” and “RUGPULL” cower in fear. Bold yellow background with large red title lettering and a banner reading “52 Pages of Degenerate Action!”

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Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Aug 13

🚨BREAKING🚨

The 12 Core Characters of the Poobahverse Are Now Official!

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Click to meet the chaos crew behind the $POOBAH memecoin; bios, lore, and suspect motives inside.

Have you got what it takes to be Poobahian?

Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Aug 2

On this day in 1876, Wild Bill Hickok was shot in the back of the head while holding the Dead Man’s Hand. Two black aces and two black eights.

A♠ A♣ 8♠ 8♣

Today, Poobah’s in the trench holding aces, eights. And his memecoin.

$POOBAH: born for the bluff, built for the grind

A stylised 4:5 cartoon illustration shows a tense poker scene in an old saloon. Three chibi-style characters sit at the table: a sad-eyed llama holding an Ace and Eight, a stern octopus with a cigar, and Poobah in a top hat and monocle, smiling nervously. A pair of cards showing the infamous “Dead Man’s Hand” lies on the table. A sign behind them reads “FROM THE SOCIETY OF UNNECESSARY DUELS”. Below, the text reads:

“Poobah Says: He held two aces, two eights, and a look of regret… A shot rang out, a legend fell—And the Poobah still ain’t cashed his chips as well.”

Moral: “Don’t trust a man who shuffles his back to the door.” Watermark: POOBAHSAYS.COM.

Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Aug 1

Psssst! News coming soon. Be ahead of the game. poobah.at/telegram

Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Jul 30

Poobah Says:

"TRENCH GRASS IS GOOD FOR YOUR GUT."

Grind your molars, ape your fears. Pump til the memecoin clears. And bank it where WAGMI steers.

Poobah accepts deposits in snacks, shrieks, and delusion.

Which grass-fed degen are you today?

Vote below. Vote now.

t.me/poobahcoin/1...

A 1D cartoon scene shows Poobah in psychedelic regalia, shouting through a megaphone while standing atop a pile of $POOBAH coins. Two ape-faced NFT characters flank him: one wears a crazed grin and clenched fists, the other is mutated and holding a steaming mug marked “FUD juice.” In the background, a glowing neon banner reads “Bank of WAGMI – Now Accepting Grass.” The scene is chaotic, absurd, and unmistakably degen.

Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Jul 26

🥄 Bonus round:

What’s YOUR dessert DAO strategy?

• Custard first?
• Roll before reveal?
• HODL the sponge?

Drop your tactics below. The Ministry is listening.

Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Jul 26

📜 Statement from the Bank of WAGMI:

“Mr Malcolm Gibbins has declined to comment, but his solicitor issued a 41-page defence citing Article 7 of the Pudding Protocol.”

A spoon was later recovered from the biscuit tin. No jam was harmed.

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Poobah's MemeCoin @poobahsays.bsky.social · Jul 26

Ah yes, and rain gets wetter the more it rains. Citi’s cracked the code!