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Sharkboy 🤠🦈
@poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social
· May 15
I am a perfect baby boy and I will kill again
I can empathize well with Cats because i think if an Ape roughly 20 times my size wanted to stroke me and be my friend and let me live in thier house I think I'd be pretty down with that.
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I can empathize well with Cats because i think if an Ape roughly 20 times my size wanted to stroke me and be my friend and let me live in thier house I think I'd be pretty down with that.
I gotta say that Rich People cloning thier pets has got to be by far one of the most utterly satanic recent trends. Truly dead eyed Josef Mengele shit. Vile.
www.bbc.com/news/busines...
www.bbc.com/news/busines...
Pet cloning is getting more popular despite the cost
The controversial process of cloning your dog or cat is growing more popular, despite its high cost.
www.bbc.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I gotta say that Rich People cloning thier pets has got to be by far one of the most utterly satanic recent trends. Truly dead eyed Josef Mengele shit. Vile.
www.bbc.com/news/busines...
www.bbc.com/news/busines...
GREETINGS MORTALS
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
GREETINGS MORTALS
Me popping my head inside an active nuclear reactor to so if it's working ok
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Me popping my head inside an active nuclear reactor to so if it's working ok
nicknames for dogs: 'The beautiful baby', 'the old gal', 'little guy', 'my big dumb boy'
nicknames for cats: 'The Creature', 'the Goblin', 'Mr Man', 'El Gato hedionda', 'the Poop gremlin'
nicknames for cats: 'The Creature', 'the Goblin', 'Mr Man', 'El Gato hedionda', 'the Poop gremlin'
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 AM
nicknames for dogs: 'The beautiful baby', 'the old gal', 'little guy', 'my big dumb boy'
nicknames for cats: 'The Creature', 'the Goblin', 'Mr Man', 'El Gato hedionda', 'the Poop gremlin'
nicknames for cats: 'The Creature', 'the Goblin', 'Mr Man', 'El Gato hedionda', 'the Poop gremlin'
No freedom in this fucking bullshit society, no freedom at all!
November 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
No freedom in this fucking bullshit society, no freedom at all!
I'll have an Earled Grey Tea please
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'll have an Earled Grey Tea please
Night Creature ✨️🌙
November 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Night Creature ✨️🌙
So called historians won't tell you that people in the past actually liked living in crumbling stone structures with no wooden fixtures or roofs, that's why ancient ruins all look like that.
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
So called historians won't tell you that people in the past actually liked living in crumbling stone structures with no wooden fixtures or roofs, that's why ancient ruins all look like that.
I find Weird Al to actually be quite mundane
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I find Weird Al to actually be quite mundane
I'm 'Weird Al's cousin, Normal Al and I have a very faithful cover of a popular song to play for you all this evening
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I'm 'Weird Al's cousin, Normal Al and I have a very faithful cover of a popular song to play for you all this evening
A day thats just for the boys 💪🍺🏈👬
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
A day thats just for the boys 💪🍺🏈👬
Lord Paramount of the Dickhead Marches
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Lord Paramount of the Dickhead Marches
There should be a following button before mute or block called "Ok let's just dial this guy back a lil"
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 AM
There should be a following button before mute or block called "Ok let's just dial this guy back a lil"
Tyrannical Medieval King: "I did everything right and they excommuicated me"
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Tyrannical Medieval King: "I did everything right and they excommuicated me"
TAKES! GIVE ME TAKES LADS!!! I'VE GOT THE HORRORS!!!
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
TAKES! GIVE ME TAKES LADS!!! I'VE GOT THE HORRORS!!!
You should generally be reading my posts in about the same tone as that scene in Muppet Treasure Island when Billy Connoly crashes in waving a cutlass and screamimg for Rum
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You should generally be reading my posts in about the same tone as that scene in Muppet Treasure Island when Billy Connoly crashes in waving a cutlass and screamimg for Rum
Like this post to have me show up at your house at 3am
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Like this post to have me show up at your house at 3am
Damn homie this cush got me seeing The Infinite Corridor
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Damn homie this cush got me seeing The Infinite Corridor
I'm going fuckin apocalyptic on the ready meals at Tesco.
These fools bout to witness 'the Return'.
These fools bout to witness 'the Return'.
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I'm going fuckin apocalyptic on the ready meals at Tesco.
These fools bout to witness 'the Return'.
These fools bout to witness 'the Return'.
Have you ever seen a newborn baby skeleton? Cos it's honestly so fucked up and I hate it.
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Have you ever seen a newborn baby skeleton? Cos it's honestly so fucked up and I hate it.
They shouldn't use plastic bottles for Soda, all cities should just have a pipeline that leads straight from the factory to the store so you fill up your own oversized bucket from a tap.
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
They shouldn't use plastic bottles for Soda, all cities should just have a pipeline that leads straight from the factory to the store so you fill up your own oversized bucket from a tap.
I wonder what else we can get Joyce Carol Oates to bully Elon into doing.
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I wonder what else we can get Joyce Carol Oates to bully Elon into doing.