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John Cleveland

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THE BURNT KERNEL RATING SYSTEM The more Burnt Kernels a movie has the technically worse it is. (i.e. 1/5 is better made than 5/5) EXTRAS Butter - The movie has nudity. Free Refills - The movie is enjoyable. Avatar created by @JoeRocks1981.bsky.social

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John Cleveland @popcornandpain.bsky.social · 1h

Love his flick. I based a quest in an old D&D game off its storyline.

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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 3h

The Warrior and the Sorceress (1984)
TMDB score 43%

The mighty warrior, Kain, crosses the barren wastelands of the planet Ura, where two arch enemies, Zeg and the evil degenerate Balcaz, fight incessantly for control of the village's only well. Kain sees his opportunity and announces that his

Movie poster for The Warrior and the Sorceress (1984)

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John Cleveland @popcornandpain.bsky.social · 12h

It’s the season…

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Begotten (1990) VHS Tape

YouTube video by VHS Legacy

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John Cleveland @popcornandpain.bsky.social · 12h

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The COMPLETE History of Horror Movies

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John Cleveland @popcornandpain.bsky.social · 17h

Given the season I felt this needed rewatch. Plus I just met someone that had yet to see the entire trilogy. Props to the always excellent @ryanhollinger.bsky.social for this video:

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Let’s Talk About The EVIL DEAD Trilogy

YouTube video by Ryan Hollinger

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John Cleveland @popcornandpain.bsky.social · 1d

“Hunting Creatures” (2001) - This is an ultra low budget, DIY, amateur, German gorefest zombie movie in which special forces fight chemical zombies with odd teeth. Plenty of fake blood, exploding heads, and heart to enjoy.

4.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills
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Hunting Creatures (Andreas Pape 2001) trailer

YouTube video by altohippiegabber

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B-Move Enema @bmovieenema.bsky.social · 1d

The second week of April's Troma Month featured one of the early classics from the production company. Take a trip to Troma's bully-infested campus in Class of Nuke 'Em High!

Check out the review from April at wp.me/p9XNnZ-6dw

Class of Nuke ‘Em High (1986)

Welcome back to Troma Month here at B-Movie Enema! Last week, it just so happened, the month started with a leadoff home run with Tromeo and Juliet, a movie that I believe, by the time we finish th…

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John Cleveland @popcornandpain.bsky.social · 3d

And there other:
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DON’T GO IN THAT HOUSE, BITCH! | OFFICIAL TRAILER | The Horror Section

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John Cleveland @popcornandpain.bsky.social · 3d

Here is one of the hilarious fake trailer:
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THE HORROR SECTION: The Piano Killer - Official Trailer (2025) Eli Roth, Hailey Kittle

YouTube video by IGN

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John Cleveland @popcornandpain.bsky.social · 3d

"Age of Demons" (1992) - This is a DIY tokusatsu martial arts flick with a trio of lady villains, a kink friendly dungeon, a satanic punk rocker with psychic powers, boobs, very crude visual effects, and a purple demon.

4.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Butter and Free Refills
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Age of Demons (Video 1992) ⭐ 4.5 | Action, Adventure, Comedy

1h 15m

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John Cleveland @popcornandpain.bsky.social · 3d

"Wolvesbayne" (2009) - I bet this was the writer 'Vampire: The Masquerade' or 'Werewolf: The Apocalypse' homebrew campaign set in the "Underworld" universe with characters inspired by "Interview with a Vampire" (1994) and "Wolf" (1994).

3.5 Burnt Kernels
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Wolvesbayne (2009) Με Ελληνικούς υπότιτλους.

YouTube video by Sal Movie Channel

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TYTD Reviews (He/Him) @tytdreviews.bsky.social · 4d

Zombie month continues this week with a soggy 'hit' straight out of your local video store (no refunds)

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The Video Dead (1987) - Red Triangle Reviews

YouTube video by TYTD Reviews

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John Cleveland @popcornandpain.bsky.social · 3d

Hope things get better for you my man.

John Cleveland @popcornandpain.bsky.social · 3d

"Jimmy and Stiggs" (2025) - This is basically Rob Zombies stunt double stuck in his black light lit apartment with drugs, a former friend, and feral grey aliens trying to abduct them. The best part is the fake trailers at the start.

1.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Butter
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ELI ROTH PRESENTS: JIMMY AND STIGGS | Official Trailer (2025)

YouTube video by Black Fawn Distribution

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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 4d

FALL into savings! Celebrate Autumn with 15% off all week long. Full details here: rifftrax.com/offers

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John Cleveland @popcornandpain.bsky.social · 4d

---Ode to Shudder---
**Pussycake**
8:30-9:52
(8 min break)
**The Rule of Jenny Pen**
10:00-11:40
(5 min break)
**Dark Match**
11:45- *end*

John Cleveland @popcornandpain.bsky.social · 4d

---Paranormal Cryptid Found Footage block---
**Grave Encounters**
3:45-5:18
(12 min break)
**Frogman**
5:30-6:50
(10 min break)
**Exists**
7:00-8:20
(10 min break)

John Cleveland @popcornandpain.bsky.social · 4d

---The Curse of Halloween block---
**Die-ced: Reloaded**
12:15-1:35
(10 min break)
**The Dancing Pumpkin**
1:45-2:18
(12 min break)
**7 Down**
2:30-3:33
(12 min break)

John Cleveland @popcornandpain.bsky.social · 4d

---Prime Time block---
**How To Kill Monsters**
3:15-4:51
(9 min break)
**Abigail**
5:00-6:49
(11 min break)
**Until Dawn**
7:00-8:43
(2 min break)
**Ash**
8:45-10:21
(9 min break- short 'something doesnt feel right')
**Holy Night: Demon Hunters**
10:30-12:02
(13 min break)

John Cleveland @popcornandpain.bsky.social · 4d

---Mockumentary Horror block---
**Savageland**
10:45-12:06
(9 min break)
**Butterfly Kisses**
12:15-1:44
(1 min break)
**Haunted Ulster Live**
1:45-3:05
(10 min break)

John Cleveland @popcornandpain.bsky.social · 4d

---Saturday Morning Puppet Show---
**Abruptio**
6:45-8:19
(11 min break)
**Snuffet**
8:30-9:24
(6 min break)
**The Puppet Monster Massacre**
9:30-10:40
(5 min break)

John Cleveland @popcornandpain.bsky.social · 4d

---Trash Sinema Block---
**Babzezilla vs Cyber Skanks**
2:00-2:56
(5 min break)
**Cannibal Hookers**
3:00-4:07
(8 min break)
**Killer Eye: Halloween Haunt**
4:15-5:22
(8 min break)
**Zombie Self Defense Squad**
5:30-6:44
(1 min break)

John Cleveland @popcornandpain.bsky.social · 4d

--- Foreign Horror block---
**Holy Shit**
7:15-8:45
(1 min break)
**When Evil Lurks**
8:45-10:24
(6 min break)
**Handsome Guys**
10:30-12:11
(4 min break)
**Holy Virgin vs Evil Dead**
12:15-1:47
(13 min break)

John Cleveland @popcornandpain.bsky.social · 4d

Schedule breakdown:

--- Social media block---
**Livescreamers**
12pm-1:30
(1 min break)
**The Cleansing Hour**
1:30-3:01
(14 min break)
**Stream**
3:15-5:17
(13 min break)
**#AMFAD**
5:30-7:02
(12 min break)