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Final summation on the first half of S5:
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Final summation on the first half of S5:
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live through this
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
live through this
I’m going to ask my obgyn to tie these tubes or cut the whole thing out, I’m done with this uterus trying to kill me
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I’m going to ask my obgyn to tie these tubes or cut the whole thing out, I’m done with this uterus trying to kill me
Give Erica a gun
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Give Erica a gun
I just emitted a super sonic scream that burst the eardrums of every able bodied person in the tri state area
There’s a non zero chance I’m gonna liveskeet me & the wife watching Stranger Things S5.
Two rules:
Be kind
No spoilers
Two rules:
Be kind
No spoilers
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I just emitted a super sonic scream that burst the eardrums of every able bodied person in the tri state area
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shout out to my fellow traumatized gingers and all that we’re asked to endure
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
shout out to my fellow traumatized gingers and all that we’re asked to endure
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Me & my dad vs. my PCOS
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Me & my dad vs. my PCOS
Me & my dad vs. my PCOS
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Me & my dad vs. my PCOS
Calling it:
a) everyone lives
b) TPK
a) everyone lives
b) TPK
There’s a non zero chance I’m gonna liveskeet me & the wife watching Stranger Things S5.
Two rules:
Be kind
No spoilers
Two rules:
Be kind
No spoilers
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Calling it:
a) everyone lives
b) TPK
a) everyone lives
b) TPK
This was my entire aesthetic in my early 20’s
Jonathan Byers, king of cardigans
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This was my entire aesthetic in my early 20’s
Jonathan Byers, king of cardigans
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Jonathan Byers, king of cardigans
There’s a non zero chance I’m gonna liveskeet me & the wife watching Stranger Things S5.
Two rules:
Be kind
No spoilers
Two rules:
Be kind
No spoilers
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
There’s a non zero chance I’m gonna liveskeet me & the wife watching Stranger Things S5.
Two rules:
Be kind
No spoilers
Two rules:
Be kind
No spoilers
shout out to my fellow traumatized gingers and all that we’re asked to endure
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
shout out to my fellow traumatized gingers and all that we’re asked to endure
Me, finishing up with the prep of wife’s food: here, honey, do you want your spoon?
Wife, cramming her first bite into her mouth with a fork: I don’t spoon. I fork. Hard.
Wife, cramming her first bite into her mouth with a fork: I don’t spoon. I fork. Hard.
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Me, finishing up with the prep of wife’s food: here, honey, do you want your spoon?
Wife, cramming her first bite into her mouth with a fork: I don’t spoon. I fork. Hard.
Wife, cramming her first bite into her mouth with a fork: I don’t spoon. I fork. Hard.
Get you a woman who regularly plugs in your controller to charge whenever you fall asleep playing Minecraft
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Get you a woman who regularly plugs in your controller to charge whenever you fall asleep playing Minecraft
Shittiest month ever, but I manage to be grateful for my home, my babies, my wife, my bff and the last gasping remnants of my health holding on for dear life
Also for Vyvanse. Thank the gods for Vyvanse.
Also for Vyvanse. Thank the gods for Vyvanse.
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Shittiest month ever, but I manage to be grateful for my home, my babies, my wife, my bff and the last gasping remnants of my health holding on for dear life
Also for Vyvanse. Thank the gods for Vyvanse.
Also for Vyvanse. Thank the gods for Vyvanse.
Lisa Gilroy is my biggest fear. If I ever see her on the street I am running in the opposite direction, she might pry open my jaw and climb down my throat I don’t know what she’d do
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Lisa Gilroy is my biggest fear. If I ever see her on the street I am running in the opposite direction, she might pry open my jaw and climb down my throat I don’t know what she’d do
You ever get so angry it makes you nauseous
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
You ever get so angry it makes you nauseous
JUICE SPRINGSTEEN
November 21, 2025 at 8:19 AM
JUICE SPRINGSTEEN
LIVER IS ACTUALLY FINE, BITCHES
these genes, the deep Irish in my marrow, the Italian in my arteries, the way I was bred to endure sorrow and its medicine
these genes, the deep Irish in my marrow, the Italian in my arteries, the way I was bred to endure sorrow and its medicine
Several things are true today:
• I am fat
• I am getting an ultrasound to check on the state of my liver
God help the first person to ask about my baby
• I am fat
• I am getting an ultrasound to check on the state of my liver
God help the first person to ask about my baby
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 AM
LIVER IS ACTUALLY FINE, BITCHES
these genes, the deep Irish in my marrow, the Italian in my arteries, the way I was bred to endure sorrow and its medicine
these genes, the deep Irish in my marrow, the Italian in my arteries, the way I was bred to endure sorrow and its medicine
I now know where we’ll be living in December.
It has a yard and a peach tree.
It has a yard and a peach tree.
It’s been three weeks of not knowing where we’ll be living by December and I’ve had a bottle of wine and for the first time I’m not thinking about mold or credit scores
I’m thinking about Jacob Elordi in Farnekshtoon
I’m thinking about Jacob Elordi in Farnekshtoon
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I now know where we’ll be living in December.
It has a yard and a peach tree.
It has a yard and a peach tree.
I asked her to calm down because she was acting like a gremlin and I was getting overstimulated. She went quiet for a moment, put on a pair of pink heart shaped sunglasses and a set of mouse ears and then neutrally went about preparing dinner, quiet and calm.
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I asked her to calm down because she was acting like a gremlin and I was getting overstimulated. She went quiet for a moment, put on a pair of pink heart shaped sunglasses and a set of mouse ears and then neutrally went about preparing dinner, quiet and calm.
Wife: I’m stressed that we have our second LGBTQ president and he’s a fascist
Me: what?
Wife: …
Me: oh. … wait who was the first?
Wife: …
Me: OH.
Me: what?
Wife: …
Me: oh. … wait who was the first?
Wife: …
Me: OH.
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Wife: I’m stressed that we have our second LGBTQ president and he’s a fascist
Me: what?
Wife: …
Me: oh. … wait who was the first?
Wife: …
Me: OH.
Me: what?
Wife: …
Me: oh. … wait who was the first?
Wife: …
Me: OH.
It’s been three weeks of not knowing where we’ll be living by December and I’ve had a bottle of wine and for the first time I’m not thinking about mold or credit scores
I’m thinking about Jacob Elordi in Farnekshtoon
I’m thinking about Jacob Elordi in Farnekshtoon
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
It’s been three weeks of not knowing where we’ll be living by December and I’ve had a bottle of wine and for the first time I’m not thinking about mold or credit scores
I’m thinking about Jacob Elordi in Farnekshtoon
I’m thinking about Jacob Elordi in Farnekshtoon
I dropped all the plates :(
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I dropped all the plates :(