ᯓ★┊ 𝗡𝗘𝗢𝗡 - 𝗟𝗘𝗢𝗡 ⭑.ᐟ
@portalchopped.bsky.social
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'𝗖𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲, 𝗜 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗜'𝗺 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝘀𝗼 𝗜 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗮𝗰𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗜'𝗺 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩! ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
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portalchopped.bsky.social
temp pinned!!

leonardo from rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles. tmnt rp and mvrp.

icon: hijinxmayhem ( tumblr ).

header: permo2003 ( tumblr ).
portalchopped.bsky.social
[ noticing the shadow too late, ] ( euuughhe, bo – )

[ SHOOTING CLEAR ACROSS THE ROOFTOP FROM THE FORCE. TWITCHING. ]
whatslostisfound.bsky.social
[ cutting in to punch leo in the face full force. ] [ turning to Cass
. ]

your complete disregard for your life and brute force impresses me. I will speak to you after I defeat these annoyances.
portalchopped.bsky.social
IT DISAPPEARED THE MINUTE YOU STARTED FLIRTING WITH THE WOMAN TRYING TO / KILL ME / ? !
portalchopped.bsky.social
// [ takes a bow ]

credit to paws for the hilarious idea
portalchopped.bsky.social
YOU. I HATE YOU. SO MUCH.
thepunktactics.bsky.social
SAY YOU HATE WOMEN AND GO ( 🙄 )
portalchopped.bsky.social
IT DISAPPEARED THE MINUTE YOU STARTED FLIRTING WITH THE WOMAN TRYING TO / KILL ME / ? !
portalchopped.bsky.social
IT DISAPPEARED THE MINUTE YOU STARTED FLIRTING WITH THE WOMAN TRYING TO / KILL ME / ? !
thepunktactics.bsky.social
WHAT HAPPENED TO WLW / MLM SOLIDARITY
portalchopped.bsky.social
BECAUSE YOU'RE LITERALLY FLIRTING WITH HER RIGHT IN FRONT OF US. AS SHE THREATENS US.
portalchopped.bsky.social
so. suuuuper funny you bring that up, 'cause, y'know, we ARE battling big mamas assistant. or, like, at least, me and my brothers are.
thepunktactics.bsky.social
( 🤨 )

what. what do you want we're in the middle of battle what is it turtle
portalchopped.bsky.social
// i couldn't hold that one back thats my bad gang /silly
portalchopped.bsky.social
. . snrk.

Are – . . Are you HIV Positive about that – ?
techgeekturtle.bsky.social
You look like if HIV was a person.
portalchopped.bsky.social
[ Sitting upside down, reading one of his comics, ] you look like the poster boy for Nerd Monthly. You get any residuals yet, Dee?
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portalchopped.bsky.social
[ Sitting upside down, reading one of his comics, ] you look like the poster boy for Nerd Monthly. You get any residuals yet, Dee?
techgeekturtle.bsky.social
@portalchopped.bsky.social , you look like you were affected by gaylight savings time.

[Not even looking up from his Nintendo Switch.]
portalchopped.bsky.social
I dunno 'bout you guys, but I'm having, like, THE most normal night ever.
portalchopped.bsky.social
neeeeed first dibs on that sweet, sweet jupiter jim merch.
portalchopped.bsky.social
Usagi, grabbing the others attention.

"Heeeey, 'Sagi! Over here, Cottontail ~ !"
portalchopped.bsky.social
spit.

Once lead to the table, he sits, Ōdachi hidden off to the side. He won't be needing it tonight.

As he glances around, his eyes land on . . Usagi.

" / Oh, woah, /" he murmurs in a daze, stunned for a good moment before remembering where and WHAT they're doing.

Jumping up, he waves at
portalchopped.bsky.social
to get a table at, after all.

Striding up to the hostess, he's quick to put on the charm, ignoring the flat look she gives until he FINALLY tells her the name of the reservation. 'Hamato'.

Finally, she thaws, humming out a joking remark about 'first date jitters?' that has him choking on his
portalchopped.bsky.social
First step: absolutely taken and NAILED. This is in the bag. He has GOT this.

Pulling put his Ōdachi, with one last deep breath, he traces a portal into the air. Stepping through into Chateau Prétenche, he silently thanks Mika once again for her help.

This place was nearly IMPOSSIBLE
samurabbit.bsky.social
[Arriving at this strange place, Usagi feels a dizzy spell of another vision starting, but he shakes it off, surely it won't be that important, right?]
portalchopped.bsky.social
seemed excited at the idea of the date being tonight, and! And! His siblings toootally had a handle on everything!

Forcing a calm breath, followed by a smirk, Leo snatches up his phone, sending a quick text to Usagi.

📲: heeeey, cottontail !! u ready ??
📲: cause i know i am 😏

[ PICTURE. ]
art by zenb0ii on tumblr!
portalchopped.bsky.social
Alright.

Alright, alright, / alright /. This is FINALLY the moment. Staring into the mirror, he takes a deep breath, forcing himself to calm and take the 'face man' personality he ALWAYS falls back on.

He looks good. Great, even! He and Mika REALLY outdid themselves, truly! Usagi even
samurabbit.bsky.social
[Getting ready for this date. . . Gently pulling the dress straps up over the expanse of his shoulders. . . The ribbons cut into star shapes at the bottoms swing as he stares into his full body mirror, body quivering in a myriad of emotions.]

He's the king, and baby, I'm the queen of disaster. . .♡
portalchopped.bsky.social
( Eugheee, boy, ( 💧 ) )

Yet another amaaaaazing pep talk, hermano. Real inspiring.

Can I say the same to you about you and Mona – ?
tonfaturtle.bsky.social
Good luck on your date, Leo.

[CLASPS A BIG HAND ON LEO'S SHOULDER, LEANS DOWN TO WHISPER.]

Don't fuck it up.
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samurabbit.bsky.social
((JAZZY YOU CAN'T BE HITTIN MY HEART DIRECTLY IN ITS LIFE POINTS LIKE THIS IM TAKING PHYSICAL AND PSYCHIC DAMAGE