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Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · May 3

Donuts for Deer Teeth is out on Steam & itch.io!

store.steampowered.com/app/3638180/...

hypersoft.itch.io/donuts-for-d...

Get it while it's hot!

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Capra goofus 🔞 @capragoofus.bsky.social · Apr 25

Drawn for @skyelly.bsky.social! Tasque Manager presented right through the screen, Rufus was listening to some grow-fi beats... it was a perfect storm, really. A storm big enough to break the internet and make the national news... pregnant!

An illustration by Capra goofus done for Skyelly. In the left side of the image, Capra's anthropomorphic goat Rufus is seen in an apartment room, in an office chair by his desk, with a hyper penis, balls that completely take up the floor, and headphones connected to a smartphone playing music that stimulates hyper growth. His dick is slipped into an equally enormous cyan vagina that has surged out of the screen of his desk computer, showing some digital artifacts and glitches. The right side of the image shows this hyper pussy belongs to the Deltarune character Tasque Manager, who reels in orgasmic pleasure as her belly balloons with Rufus's cum.

An follow-up illustration by Capra goofus done for Skyelly. In the left side of the image, Capra's anthropomorphic goat Rufus is seen in an apartment room, in an office chair by his desk, with balls so large they take up the entire floor of the apartment and rise to the desk's surface level. He's hilted in a hyper vagina sticking out of his computer, belonging to the Deltarune character Tasque Manager. It's later in the day since Part 1 and Rufus's cum floods his own room and paints his walls, indicating he's been at this for a good while. But he's nonchalantly looking at his smartphone as he continues cumming, complaining, "Dang, the Wi-fi's still out? It's been hours..."
In the right half of the image, an anthropomorphic sable antelope newsanchor lady is demonstrating the greater ramifications of Rufus and Tasque Manager's escapades. She appears in a national news TV studio, in a blue dress, but it's been completely torn at the chest and midsection as her breasts and belly have swollen up pregnant, seemingly instantly. She motions to the newsdesk, on which lies a router sputtering with cum and smoke, and a computer from whose screen bulges some of Tasque Manager's ridiculously cumflated belly. The dialogue catches her in the middle of her newscast: "...reports from all over the country that any computer connected to the internet suddenly catches a virus that... eats up space quickly. It's highly contagious..."

Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · 57m

yeah; unlike Sonic, it's very fast paced!

Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · 4h

you have no idea~

Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · 6h

gonna reach a point where even the smallest of my cult are packing nads bigger than the entire pantheons of other religions...

can't complain~

Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · 6h

perfect enough to receive a blessing ✨

hopefully having your own massive balls slowly rise higher and higher over your shoulder won't slow you down *too* much~

Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · 6h

that's the idea. better get walking~

Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · 6h

watching you struggle to comprehend just how big I really am is the actual foreplay

Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · 6h

Foreplay with me is getting handed a measuring tape and then nudged towards my horizon filling balls

Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · Jul 5

every time someone affirms my gender my balls double in size

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Ty @tyrantrat.bsky.social · 2d

@spaceycakes.bsky.social fudo got me fingerin'....

Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · 7h

They really do

I dunno if it's the art style or what but SOMA is as immersive as the first day I played it

Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · 11h

ooooh having a blast learning cool new coding techniques

Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · 12h

working on a tweak to some compression tech that will let me evenly distribute my loads across all global recipients, sorta like a Tor browser ...

... what do you mean that's a bad idea?

Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · May 10

it's coming...

Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · 12h

for the record my balls are currently consuming a large portion of the solar system and have not slowed down

Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · Jul 5

every time someone affirms my gender my balls double in size

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Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · May 10

it's coming...

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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 16d

“This Mario was a killer. I looked back at the screen. The title sold it. The title read: Mario Teaches Dying.”

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Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · 3d

Everyone look at me and my sleep paralysis boyfriend aaaaaaa

Skashi @skashi95.bsky.social · 3d

C0m for @posmnaut.bsky.social !

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Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 16h

appropriate time to repost the sentiment of: women shaped like this, like if you agree

Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · 17h

the whole time every inch of your figure it swelling into a featureless parody of itself.

Cock a pearlescent balloon flanked by two angry red spheres, spewing an unending torrent of nut tar, this single outlet far too inadequate to alleviate the pressure of your mounting fertility.

Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · 17h

fat-tiddied freak friday here I cum

Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · 18h

what do you mean it's no longer white boy wednesday

Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · 20h

oh shit scream fortress is here

bye y'all

Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · 20h

sometimes you just need to take a shit

Mhuyo @mhuyo.bsky.social · 7d

finding out

Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · 21h

The joke is that normal human beings don't program

Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · 1d

Aight caught up on sleep

I can program like a normal human being now

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Chocodile ➡️ MFF Dealer's Den! @chocodile.net · 1d

Serious shoutout to furries for being the internet's #1 art patrons. At a time when interest in original and niche art is at an all time low and many other art spaces are gone, I appreciate you guys showing up to boost original works, buy art pieces & comms, & get vocally invested in stories & OCs.

Posmnaut @posmnaut.bsky.social · 1d

Aight caught up on sleep

I can program like a normal human being now