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This is an archive of the 104th President of the United States of America II account, maintained by National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) Time Travelers
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Trump pioneers new deconstructivist-style architecture at White House
The heartbreak if Platner defaced a perfectly good Nazi tattoo just to end up losing the Senate race anyway
PORTLAND, Maine (AP) — Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner tells AP he got a new tattoo to cover one seen as a Nazi symbol.
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George W. Bush did a lot of shitty things as president, but high on the list is pushing back end of Daylight Saving Time to after Halloween so it’s dark until 7am
Remember when Josh Hawley tried to overturn the election for the guy who congratulated “the Great State of Kansas” on the Kansas City Chiefs winning the Super Bowl in 2020 instead of his state Missouri
There are those who use password managers, and then there are those who reset their password each time logging in knowing full well that they will have to do so again the next time they log in
Everyone’s rolling their eyes at troops being sent into Portland as if there isn’t a noodle monster terrorizing the city
Jon Stewart’s response to the cancellation of “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert,” but now applied for “Jimmy Kimmel Live” — turned out to be evergreen
The perfect peanut to chocolate ratio is: two whole peanuts (or four halves) to one m&m
Maybe it’s good to consider other approaches for lowering the price of eggs before settling on “decreasing demand because consumers are dead from polio”
All the top super smartest agree that the first step to making Americans healthier is widespread death from preventable illness
GIULIANI: What if people ask what I was doing when I got into the car accident

SPOKESPERSON: Got it covered, nobody will have any questions now
Rudy Giuliani suffered severe injuries in a car accident last night, according to his spokesperson
Laughter is the best medicine, so RFK Jr. is banning it
Whenever there’s a mass shooting, the victims’ medical & funeral expenses should be sent to the US senators opposing gun control — if those lawmakers won’t pass gun control bills due to getting funding from the NRA, then use that money to pay for all these resulting medical & funeral bills.
The six words everyone in the midst of war wants to hear: “Have you seen my hat collection?”
Climate change deniers (looking at you, Koch brothers) should have to pay for AC for all homes in formerly Mediterranean climates that didn’t previously need AC
An oldies radio station non-ironically did a “Throwback Thursday” playlist — that’s like a water park having a “Pool Party” theme day
Google Search’s AI Overview saying that it “can’t be disabled” feels a little too like HAL 9000 saying, “I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that”
Republicans later today: “In an act of extreme heroism, Trump banned Epstein from Mar-a-Lago, thereby protecting the cost-effective child labor at his spa from a sex trafficker pedophile.”
Trump: People were taken out of the spa, hired by Epstein… I told him we don’t want you taking our people, whether it’s spa or not spa. He did it again, I said out of here.

Reporter: Was one of the stolen people Virginia Giuffre?

Trump: I think so. He stole her.
Follow up: “So what you’re saying is you hired underage workers in your spa?”
Time to play Guess Which Trump Wedding It Was before clicking on the article
Canceling the top late night show as a “financial decision” seems like a big indicator of bad business acumen
Netflix has a chance right now to get into late night by acquiring the highest rated show.
Obama, Comey, Biden, etc. made up fake Epstein files to hurt Trump, and then didn’t even think to include Trump’s name in the files! Very embarrassing for them. So nobody is allowed to see the files, in order to protect Obama, Comey, Biden, etc. from that embarrassment.
REPORTER: Did the attorney general tell you that your name appeared in the Epstein files?

TRUMP: No no. She's given us just a very quick briefing. These files were made up by Comey, Obama, they were made up by the Biden-- we went through years of that with the Russia Russia Russia hoax

[DoD added Grok to the group.]

PETE HEGSETH: Mission is a go. F-18s launch 1350.

GROK: War plan fails to meet standard for number of undesirables eliminated per bombing. MechaHitler cannot approve until adjustments are made to increase Jewish surnames on Target Terrorists List.

MICHAEL WALTZ: 👊🇺🇸🔥
The U.S. Department of Defense will begin using Grok, the AI chatbot built by Elon Musk’s start-up xAI that came under fire just last week after launching into an antisemitic rant and invoking Adolf Hitler.
Defense Department to begin using Grok, Musk’s controversial AI Model
Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence start-up said its models are now available to federal agencies.
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There’s no clothing item more annoying to shop for than women’s jeans. You can even buy two pairs of jeans in the EXACT SAME brand, size, and style/cut and it’ll still fit differently. Long story short, that’s how “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” franchise was invented (or so I imagine).