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DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Nov 21

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DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 18

Mh, fine with me. I have some books if you want to kill time.

Ray(HU)man @limblesshero.bsky.social · Apr 17

Mmm... Nope, not doing that, then. [Dramatic sigh.] I'm the best at falling asleep at the worst time, so it's better to not tempt fate.

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

You can lay down if you think you can stay awake.

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

You can lay down if you think you can stay awake.

Ray(HU)man @limblesshero.bsky.social · Apr 17

Yeah, all right. That makes sense. [Sooooo, he just... sits here. Until he's clear to go. If he must...]

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

When I know you're healthy. I wanna watch and see if anymore... symptoms show up. Does that make sense?

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

When I know you're healthy. I wanna watch and see if anymore... symptoms show up. Does that make sense?

Ray(HU)man @limblesshero.bsky.social · Apr 17

Great... There goes my plans for this afternoon... [Grumble, grumble...]

Hey, Doc, when can I get outta here?

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

That's my guess.
I don't think you should fall asleep anytime soon, it's dangerous if you really have a concussion.

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

That's my guess.
I don't think you should fall asleep anytime soon, it's dangerous if you really have a concussion.

Ray(HU)man @limblesshero.bsky.social · Apr 17

Eep- [Rayman tries not to close his eye.] Err, maybe I fell and hurt my head when I was unconscious...?

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

Uh-. Well I might need to ask a few questions.

[ Before Rayman knew it, he was sitting down with a flashlight in his eye.. ]

It sounds like you have some kind of head injury, too..

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

Uh-. Well I might need to ask a few questions.

[ Before Rayman knew it, he was sitting down with a flashlight in his eye.. ]

It sounds like you have some kind of head injury, too..

Ray(HU)man @limblesshero.bsky.social · Apr 17

Sure. Hope you don't mind if I just... don't pay attention. [Focusing is hard right now, so he doesn't bother trying. He could use a little rest...]

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

..Uh.
I'm gonna check you for a concussion then, or any other kinda head injury.

Okie dokie?

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

..Uh.
I'm gonna check you for a concussion then, or any other kinda head injury.

Okie dokie?

Ray(HU)man @limblesshero.bsky.social · Apr 17

No, I mean, where on the PLANET am I? I was banging out the tunes like Neil, and then my head started feeling real bad... and next thing I know, I'm in the hospital.

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

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Uh. You're at my office. C'mon in okay?

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DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

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Uh. You're at my office. C'mon in okay?

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Ray(HU)man @limblesshero.bsky.social · Apr 17

I was, and then I got out. [Blink, blink.] Hey. Where am I?

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

For humans this is REALLY bad. You're lucky You're still walking around right now.
..Especially after just a day...

Hey why /aren't/ you in bed?

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

For humans this is REALLY bad. You're lucky You're still walking around right now.
..Especially after just a day...

Hey why /aren't/ you in bed?

Ray(HU)man @limblesshero.bsky.social · Apr 17

Bad...? Oh, yeah. I guess for humans, this is bad.

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

Eheh, well that's probably good. If it's as bad as it says here, you need it.

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

Eheh, well that's probably good. If it's as bad as it says here, you need it.

Ray(HU)man @limblesshero.bsky.social · Apr 17

Yyyyyyyes! I think they did that! Because! I can't feel most of my body!

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

Are you on some kinda painkiller? Feeling loopy?

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

Are you on some kinda painkiller? Feeling loopy?

Ray(HU)man @limblesshero.bsky.social · Apr 17

I don't think so... I can't remember any other time that happened. Not like it did today, at least.

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

..Hm. Have you fell asleep any more outside the one time?

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

..Hm. Have you fell asleep any more outside the one time?

Ray(HU)man @limblesshero.bsky.social · Apr 17

Just recently... I suddenly felt like everything was making me upset... It... wasn't very pleasant.

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

Hows this been happening since you turned, uh.. human? Or is it before even that?

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

Hows this been happening since you turned, uh.. human? Or is it before even that?

Ray(HU)man @limblesshero.bsky.social · Apr 17

Uh... I... don't know, [he confesses.] My head's been off for... a long time...

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

...Hm.

Are you okay? Outside the arm and all? You seem kinda spacy..

[ Just passing out wouldn't cause an accident so severe, would it? ]

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

...Hm.

Are you okay? Outside the arm and all? You seem kinda spacy..

[ Just passing out wouldn't cause an accident so severe, would it? ]

Ray(HU)man @limblesshero.bsky.social · Apr 17

[Blink, blink. His eyes are a bit glossy.] Uhhhhhh yes, sir.

[The record details it all, his heart rate, blood type, the blood specimen infused into him to replace what he lost...

[...The diagnosis of the incident. Blade wound, kitchen accident. He hurt himself bad.]

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

Oh-! That's. perfect actually. Thank you.

[ He's a lot less forceful now, instead gently guiding him as he reviews the papers. ]

Sorry, bit of a habit. I'm telling you, they don't know what the word doctor MEANS at Smash Bros.

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

Oh-! That's. perfect actually. Thank you.

[ He's a lot less forceful now, instead gently guiding him as he reviews the papers. ]

Sorry, bit of a habit. I'm telling you, they don't know what the word doctor MEANS at Smash Bros.

Ray(HU)man @limblesshero.bsky.social · Apr 17

Y-Yeah... I... Umm... [Underneath his sling is a folder full of documents that the ER handed him. They have all the paperwork for his health, as well as the incident in question.]

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

Mh, alright.
Well can you tell me how long ago that was? Or how long ago you remember it happening? Did you see a doctor about it before this?

[ You'd be surprised how often he needed to ask the ladder. ]

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

Mh, alright.
Well can you tell me how long ago that was? Or how long ago you remember it happening? Did you see a doctor about it before this?

[ You'd be surprised how often he needed to ask the ladder. ]

Ray(HU)man @limblesshero.bsky.social · Apr 17

Uh... I'm sorry, Doc, but I just can't really explain it. [Rayman shakes his head.] I was fine one second, and then it was like... I fell asleep. I don't know what happened while I was out.

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

How did you get injured? Be specific. How long ago was this? Mamma mia, I hope you've been treating it well...

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

How did you get injured? Be specific. How long ago was this? Mamma mia, I hope you've been treating it well...

Ray(HU)man @limblesshero.bsky.social · Apr 17

It, umm, well, you see, things happened, and... I got injured. 💦

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

What happened to your arm

[ Pushing him along to his office ]

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

What happened to your arm

[ Pushing him along to his office ]

Ray(HU)man @limblesshero.bsky.social · Apr 17

Yes sir sorry sir I'm coming sir

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

Get into my office right now

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

Get into my office right now

Ray(HU)man @limblesshero.bsky.social · Apr 17

Oh... Uh... Y'know...

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

WHY WAS IT FALLING OFF,

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

I try my best.
Speaking of which its about time to renew that soon

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

WHY WAS IT FALLING OFF,

Ray(HU)man @limblesshero.bsky.social · Apr 17

It's not anymore!

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

...Why Is Your Arm Falling Off

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

...Why Is Your Arm Falling Off

Ray(HU)man @limblesshero.bsky.social · Apr 17

Bibliography!

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

...Are you disguised as a human or are you biologically human right now

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

...Are you disguised as a human or are you biologically human right now

Ray(HU)man @limblesshero.bsky.social · Apr 17

Everything is under control they wrapped up my arm so it wouldn't fall off

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

Why are you human
Did you need me

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

Why are you human
Did you need me

Ray(HU)man @limblesshero.bsky.social · Apr 17

Eh. What's up Doc

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

Are you okay

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

Are you okay

Ray(HU)man @limblesshero.bsky.social · Apr 17

You are so mean to me all the time

DOC. @powerpillz.bsky.social · Apr 17

You called for m-Is that Arin Hanson