Emmy 🧸
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Chicago ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ // 30 // pleasure to have in class
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝𓆟 𓆞𓆟𓆝
Chicago ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ // 30 // pleasure to have in class
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝𓆟 𓆞𓆟𓆝
I understand the sentiment, but you can’t plan a general strike for 300 million people in a week on bluesky dot com
January 27, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I understand the sentiment, but you can’t plan a general strike for 300 million people in a week on bluesky dot com
My house smells like an evil baked potato
January 26, 2026 at 9:11 PM
My house smells like an evil baked potato
I’m in full on religious psychosis atp the bears MUST win the Super Bowl to close the dark timeline
January 17, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I’m in full on religious psychosis atp the bears MUST win the Super Bowl to close the dark timeline
Having a golden retriever makes me feel like one of those trendy white girls on Pinterest who live in the affluent neighborhood in their small town that’s also in the middle of a mid-size city.
January 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Having a golden retriever makes me feel like one of those trendy white girls on Pinterest who live in the affluent neighborhood in their small town that’s also in the middle of a mid-size city.
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My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
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What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
Telling my therapist yesterday I feel like this is going to be a good year. lol. Lmao, even.
January 3, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Telling my therapist yesterday I feel like this is going to be a good year. lol. Lmao, even.
Dressing your infant in a little bear onesie has to be one of the most fulfilling things you can do as a parent
December 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Dressing your infant in a little bear onesie has to be one of the most fulfilling things you can do as a parent
November is not winter
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
November is not winter
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voters nationwide today, apparently
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
voters nationwide today, apparently
This one is also a pet food pantry careforreal.org
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November 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
This one is also a pet food pantry careforreal.org
Going to a Trader Joe’s other than your usual location is so disconcerting. This is not my beautiful house.
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Going to a Trader Joe’s other than your usual location is so disconcerting. This is not my beautiful house.
Beyond the general cruelty and despair, what really strikes me about this moment in time was how entirely preventable it was
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Beyond the general cruelty and despair, what really strikes me about this moment in time was how entirely preventable it was
There’s not a single ripe avocado in the entire state of Illinois
October 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
There’s not a single ripe avocado in the entire state of Illinois
My most consistent reoccurring nightmare is having to move to the suburbs against my will. I’m city pilled beyond redemption. Not being able to walk to a grocery store is my brains version of showing up to class with no pants
October 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My most consistent reoccurring nightmare is having to move to the suburbs against my will. I’m city pilled beyond redemption. Not being able to walk to a grocery store is my brains version of showing up to class with no pants
Don’t you dare give me an un-pitted olive I don’t tolerate that nonsense
September 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Don’t you dare give me an un-pitted olive I don’t tolerate that nonsense
In any face to face conversation it is my solemn duty to immediately shut down any and all Gavin Newsom praise and replace it with JB Pritzker hype
September 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
In any face to face conversation it is my solemn duty to immediately shut down any and all Gavin Newsom praise and replace it with JB Pritzker hype
Quick question for Europeans: how do you STAND the constant onslaught of cigarette smell it’s so rotted and gutted
September 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Quick question for Europeans: how do you STAND the constant onslaught of cigarette smell it’s so rotted and gutted
The way I didn’t even drink at the oasis concert and yet I still feel obliterated just from staying up past midnight
August 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The way I didn’t even drink at the oasis concert and yet I still feel obliterated just from staying up past midnight
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Doggust 23: Harrier, and their little hat. Feat. angel's trumpets flower (brugmansia.)
#doggust #doggust2025
#doggust #doggust2025
August 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Doggust 23: Harrier, and their little hat. Feat. angel's trumpets flower (brugmansia.)
#doggust #doggust2025
#doggust #doggust2025