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@prankstersgambit.bsky.social

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EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · 23d

bunny suits, huh?

> You definitely are not thinking about an AMAZING JOKE right now.

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · 23d

>>> tbh the only ship ill ever do here is a vriska terezi or another tfem jegbert m

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · 26d

that sounds like a reasonable waste of your time. i highly agree with your decision.

Jade. 🪴 @garden-gnosticism.bsky.social · 26d

id love to see egbert(s) in a hydraulic press this year

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · 26d

yeah, he puts the sword over his head and yells real loud.
i like the video more than the show, honestlly.

🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · 26d

thats the blonde dude right

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · 26d

did you ever hear the one with he man where he cries?

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · 26d

i'm going as slimer again!

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · 26d

did you ever hear the one with he man where he cries?

🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · 26d

hehehe

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · 26d

hey, i remember that song!

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · 26d

hey, i remember that song!

🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · 26d

give it a lick
it tastes just like raisins

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · 26d

oh, there she is.

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · 26d

it's not that, i just literally can not see her??

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · 26d

..where is jade. i don't see her?

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · 26d

oh, ok.
i guess this huge squeaky toy will just have to be... thrown away.

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · 26d

it was kind of a joke, anyways, haha.

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · 26d

all right, sweet.
i wouldn't wanna be around here when you get all doggy mad.
trust me, i have dealt with that before.

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · 26d

yeesh, what's up my ass?
i mean his ass.

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · 27d

> EB: Pass out on Roxy's couch.

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · 28d

yeah, but... he was also blowing up planets and universes and stuff! i feel like he should've had the upper hand.

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · 28d

heh, thanks.

> EB: Hold out fist for bunp.

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · 28d

well, yeah, obviously, but i managed to prank him pretty good.

i also landed a pretty gnarly hit on his head! i'm suprised he was more pissed off about the hat i put on him than the chunk of health i smacked off.

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · 28d

y'know, how did none of us get the idea to just take the ring off the finger of jack noir?
i'm sure at least one of us could have done that back then!

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · 29d

eb it is, i guess.
nobody congratulate me on this. it is not really that serious.

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 13

a girl i know.
she killed me through a prank one time but we got even eventually, so it's all cool.

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 13

you know what, i actually had a pretty good idea from last night. maybe i should try out just going by "eb."
i will still accept john, though.

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 13

i'm fine with anything as long as it's comfy for you.
i know you're some sort of grim mirror into an alternate time line, but at the end of the day you are still me.

John. @rxngwraith.bsky.social · Sep 13

i played around with different names for a while
which is an entire story in it's own right, but i think i understand where you are coming from.

i don't think i use that handle anymore, either.
i switched back to ghostyTrickster a while ago.

so, maybe you can be eb, and i'll be gt??

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 13

another name?
hm.
i dunno.
i've had it for so long, i feel like it'd be kind of weird to just change it on a whim. besides, i don't even have any ideas? like...
if you wanna call me by my chum handle, be my guest. i've gone by eb before.

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 13

> John: Become mildly inconvenienced by snoozing Roxy.

> Your head tilts over a bit, but you keep your stance.

what do you mean by a fourth thing?