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@presiden.cy
Changing the world one post at a time.
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[posting a photo of my baby on a public forum] check out my baby
July 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
[posting a photo of my baby on a public forum] check out my baby
And an important driver of PCs becoming so expensive… AI! The circle of death.
July 13, 2025 at 10:49 AM
And an important driver of PCs becoming so expensive… AI! The circle of death.
I was published in The Guardian. I’ve been working on this for years.
July 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I was published in The Guardian. I’ve been working on this for years.
The United States has dropped one of its 13,000kg bunker busters on Fordham University. In a shock revelation, Congress had convened at midnight and actually voted to approve the strike.
June 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The United States has dropped one of its 13,000kg bunker busters on Fordham University. In a shock revelation, Congress had convened at midnight and actually voted to approve the strike.
I don’t like how noisy this cookie jar is.
June 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I don’t like how noisy this cookie jar is.
Bruce Springsteen has been playing music for 120 years. How is anyone still surprised at his politics.
May 31, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Bruce Springsteen has been playing music for 120 years. How is anyone still surprised at his politics.
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Excited for every news organization on the planet to start referring to US citizens in their headlines as “homegrown”
April 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Excited for every news organization on the planet to start referring to US citizens in their headlines as “homegrown”
[googling racist mets fans before i respond]
April 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
[googling racist mets fans before i respond]
When the revolution happens, IT professionals who developed employee tracking software will go on trial at the hague.
April 10, 2025 at 8:04 AM
When the revolution happens, IT professionals who developed employee tracking software will go on trial at the hague.
i believe with the right attitude you can achieve it
April 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
i believe with the right attitude you can achieve it
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It’s either this or the average GPU in a month.
April 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
It’s either this or the average GPU in a month.
I need a better way to explain that the reason I am working from home is that “my wife got rear ended”
April 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I need a better way to explain that the reason I am working from home is that “my wife got rear ended”
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
this guy is famous is for being both
April 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
this guy is famous is for being both
I have been roundly mocked for my love of tailwind. but for a dumbass like me it’s perfect
April 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I have been roundly mocked for my love of tailwind. but for a dumbass like me it’s perfect
You ever meet someone in life and you see them ponder a question or problem and their answer is so unexpectedly good and incise that you know instantly they are operating at a higher brain power and complexity than you and that you just gotta hand it to them? Trump is the opposite of that.
April 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
You ever meet someone in life and you see them ponder a question or problem and their answer is so unexpectedly good and incise that you know instantly they are operating at a higher brain power and complexity than you and that you just gotta hand it to them? Trump is the opposite of that.
oh no now no one can buy anything exported from america (???)
April 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
oh no now no one can buy anything exported from america (???)
i’m a big fan of the south
April 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
i’m a big fan of the south
Is it possible to feel bad for a bank?
April 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Is it possible to feel bad for a bank?
why isn’t the party of empathy being empathetic to me — the richest and most vile guy in the world
March 31, 2025 at 3:56 AM
why isn’t the party of empathy being empathetic to me — the richest and most vile guy in the world
yup. i remember i saw them at the bowery in NY i think and i walked away with their opener’s album (The Rapture - Echoes) feeling that was the highlight of the night
March 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
yup. i remember i saw them at the bowery in NY i think and i walked away with their opener’s album (The Rapture - Echoes) feeling that was the highlight of the night
i’ll give $1 million to the first wisconsin cop to arrest elon musk
March 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
i’ll give $1 million to the first wisconsin cop to arrest elon musk