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JarJarBinks4President

@presidentjar46.bsky.social

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Boro. Save the planet, follow the science, be nice not greedy. Eat the toffs. Avoid Nazis and oligarchs.

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JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 1d

I fell asleep. You’ve reminded me to look it up on Disney to see what I missed

JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 1d

Named after a keyboard?

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JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 2d

Mrs JarJar did it in 1. I thought she’d won the lottery the way she screamed, jumped up and danced around the room. 🤦‍♂️

JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 2d

His worst song. Despite the harmonica. Not included in my Best Stevie Wonder playlist

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JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 2d

I think they missed the chance to use Puss n Boots by Adam Ant.

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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 3d

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 3d

One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc

The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands

The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.

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JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 3d

Is there a Peace Prize? They’re all the rage apparently

JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 3d

I thought peak FIFA corruption had been reached with Sepp Blatter. How wrong I was.

JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 3d

Chris Bowen announced last week that

JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 4d

They’re great

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JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 5d

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JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 6d

This - from WH Smith in Stockton. Next single purchase was Rappers Delight I think.

JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 7d

At the moment no. I think the jury is still out on whether we’re good enough for promotion (and by extension that Rob is a good manager).

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JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 7d

Fighting ideological battles on behalf of their big money donors, while the world burns, floods, freezes and is blown away by storms. Eejits. If it’s money they want, why not attach themselves to the renewables industry instead?

JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 7d

It’s football. Ker Ching💰💷🪙

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JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 7d

What’s the plot? More than decent keeper gets dropped by not very good male coach, gets stuck at home during Covid like everyone else, plays in a World Cup final and saves a penalty and swears in front of live TV audience, then gets dropped by very good female coach, throws hissy fit. Retires?

JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 7d

He just wants to return us to the g(l)ory days of the past. We were much safer in those days and if we were killed and abused at least it wasn’t by “dirty forriners” rather, it would have been real British murderers like Fred West, Peter Sutcliffe, Brady/Hindley or Peter Moore.

JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 8d

I did this as a kid in my grandads garage. It hurt so much, but I felt I couldn’t tell anyone. Being laughed at would have been even worse (I was a kid, my ability to laugh at myself wasn’t yet developed).

JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 8d

Is v2h up and running now then?

JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 9d

There’s room for all styles of funky music, white boy.

JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 11d

Maybe the pedestrians should take their AirPods out.

JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 14d

“Balance and fairness” wouldn’t have wall to wall coverage of Reform either. They’d be confined to the dark, stinking sewer where they belong. Out of sight and mind.

JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 14d

I’ve got a 40kwh battery on my house, 11kw of solar panels - barely need the grid. Plenty of sun here though (usually).

JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 15d

In Australia we all do that !

JarJarBinks4President @presidentjar46.bsky.social · 15d

Best not live in the US, they’re bringing it back