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Cole Ⓥ

@pretending.bsky.social

200 followers 170 following 110 posts

28 • Vegan • Partnered • Enjoyer of music, video games, cats, gardening, and nature

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Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · 2d

Monster Hunter is the greatest game series of all time simply because you can play alongside your cat. What's better than this?

My cat Leo lying on me while Monster Hunter Wilds is on my TV in the background.

A screenshot of my Monster Hunter Wilds character posing with my palico (cat companion), Leo.

Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · 3d

Me perfectly curating the vibe in my office.

a woman with a ring on her finger is making a face .

Alt: Woman making hand gestures in an interview.

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Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · 3d

GFOTY and learning how to crochet on my lunch break.

The song "Hidden Gem" by GFOTY.

A blue crochet hook with tan acrylic yarn and a small rectangle I'm currently crocheting.

Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · 8d

Hope is a muscle
That allows us to connect

two women sitting on a couch talking to each other

Alt: Marianne Williamson making a bunch of gestures sitting across from Oprah.

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Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · 8d

Decided to start wearing earrings again after not doing so for years. My piercings still work fine yayyy.

"When bitches get a lil bob 😂"
Pleakley from Lilo & Stitch wearing a bob wig.

Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · 8d

REAL music btw... If anyone cares...

precum (album) by Ayesha Erotica.

Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · 9d

Waiting for everyone to go vegan when they can't even abstain from a certain social media website.

A badly taxidermied fox.

Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · 10d

Category is: 2025 album openers that are 10/10s by artists whose name starts with "Mari-"

PRINCESS OF POWER by MARINA.

Mi by Mariah Carey.

Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · 10d

Me every time I remember straight people exist

Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · 10d

Creatures from my garden 🤠 Gardening is like if Viva Piñata was real

Eastern eyed click beetle (Alaus oculatus)

Green anole (Anolis carolinensis)

Carolina mantis (Stagmomantis carolina)

Eastern fence lizard (Sceloporus undulatus)

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Alexander ✨️ @guidingbolt.bsky.social · 10d

Eepy...

Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · 20d

lol omg 😭 I wasn't planning on playing this but I may have to now

Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · Sep 11

Thank you for the love oomf 🫂 I am trying to engage in social media more lately lol

Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · Sep 11

2pm to 5pm being 3 hours is diabolical. Every time 2pm rolls around it feels like I should be done working very soon 🤨

Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · Sep 11

Human civilization could've been so cute by now and instead we're here. When do we get a break.

Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · Sep 11

I'm kinda physically unable to listen to anything other than Chase Icon and Heidi Montag lately, it's a bit wild. Both of these are 10/10s I fear.

Cover art for Icon Baby by Chase Icon.

Cover art for Heidiwood by Heidi Montag.

Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · Sep 11

This is unfortunately still the vibe but we're embracing it idk

gaby
wait so i literally only have 1 follower now

gaby
hi brianna

BRIANNA
hey girl

Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · Sep 4

Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · Sep 4

Lastfm is indeed Lastfming

Top Artists
Chase Icon
12 plays
Oklou
11 plays
Bad Gyal
10 plays
Cecile Believe
9 plays

Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · Sep 4

Literally exactly omfg.

Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · Sep 4

This coming out and being the best album of all time right before Hillary Clinton was going to be elected..... I have aged 300 years since then.

Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · Sep 4

New coworker's intro bio says "he currently lives with his spouse"

A suspicious looking dog with the text "LGTV?"

Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · Sep 4

Finally invested the 5 minutes it took to understand how lastfm works and establish a functioning account. Okayyy content to post on this website 😻

Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · Sep 3

These being the ugliest shoes of all time... They're literally hooves.

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · Sep 3

Sydney Sweeney is the new face of Jimmy Choo.

Cole Ⓥ @pretending.bsky.social · Aug 28

You wanna guess what me and Billie have been texting about

One sided Grindr messages:

Send hope

Hole

Honestly do both

:/