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I'm trying to be a more positive person but I also need to tell more people to fuck off.

Finding balance.
No person should be starving.
No person should be houseless.
No person should be w/o health care.
NO PERSON SHOULD BE ENSLAVED, CAGED OR MURDERED BECAUSE OF THEIR SKIN COLOR, SEXUAL PREFERENCE OR RELIGION.
October 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I love my dr's notes "Patient is well nourished."

In other words, this bitch misses no meals.
Well except for breakfast, I usually skip that one.
October 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
A good friend doesn't make you feel stupid when you share weird shit, they ask for more info on the weird shit.
October 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Come back to bluesky, lose followers. 🤷‍♀️
September 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The people who say "Oh i would never do that" and then do that.
September 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Apparently I have a turkey neck now, so if you hear me 'gobble gobble' mind your business.
September 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The urge to pee gets greater with every step closer you are to the bathroom.
Will you make it or will your bladder let you down?
The race is on.
September 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
They won't mask to help people, but they will mask to hurt people.
September 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I'm awake, the US is still shit, but at least my coffee is good.

Morning, Afternoon & Evening to ya.
September 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This admin is stealing my whimsy & I do not like it.

GIVE ME BACK MY WHIMSY DAMN IT!
September 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
We are but a blip in this universe, and instead of trying to find all the ways to enjoy it, we spend our time at war, killing, starving, hoarding for some to have more while others suffer & clamber for crumbs. Are we really an intelligent species? I feel like we're doing this all wrong.
This is what the Night Sky on Mars looks like. 150 million miles away from us.
TikTok video by NASA Curiosity
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August 1, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I have an air horn ready to celebrate, just waiting for the yam to expire.
grim reaper is sitting at a table smoking a cigarette and drinking from a can
ALT: grim reaper is sitting at a table smoking a cigarette and drinking from a can
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July 16, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Be safe & be aware today.
June 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Sometimes taking a deep breath helps. Other times it leaves you in a coughing fit.
June 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
When you're in government, your job is NOT to control the people, it's to work FOR & WITH the people - the people who pay your salary

When you have a government actively attacking it's own citizens & allies, you no longer have a government working for all of us, you have a government controlling us
June 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Since the last update, the EA app opens when I start up the computer. It is not on the 'start up' menu and the app itself isn't set up to open when the computer starts. HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP? AHHHHH
June 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Apparently I missed some things when I logged of.

👀 ☕
June 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Hey!
You're awesome, I hope you know that.
June 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Keeping to myself so I don't bother you.
June 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Look at this sunflower I grew.

LOOK AT IT
May 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
A bug just bounced off my pupil. It wasn't a pleasant experience.
May 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
When Dan Patrick asked those people if they wanted to take a bag of edibles home, every one behind him was contemplating it. Hell, those were probably from his stash.

Dork.
May 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I wanna know all the stupid stuff going on in your life.

Fill me in...
a cup of tea is being poured into a saucer with flowers on it
ALT: a cup of tea is being poured into a saucer with flowers on it
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May 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM