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"𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓒𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴 𝓣𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓼 𝓕𝓸𝓻 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓛𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻𝓼. . .𝓒𝓪𝓷 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓕𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓬 𝓦𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓐 𝓦𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓢𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓽~?"
"𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓒𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴 𝓣𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓼 𝓕𝓸𝓻 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓛𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻𝓼. . .𝓒𝓪𝓷 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓕𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓬 𝓦𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓐 𝓦𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓢𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓽~?"
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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"𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓒𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴 𝓣𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓼 𝓕𝓸𝓻 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓛𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻𝓼. . .𝓒𝓪𝓷 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓕𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓬 𝓦𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓐 𝓦𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓢𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓽~?"
"𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓒𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴 𝓣𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓼 𝓕𝓸𝓻 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓛𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻𝓼. . .𝓒𝓪𝓷 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓕𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓬 𝓦𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓐 𝓦𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓢𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓽~?"
"I meant in levels of ridiculousness."
“I can be your bugs bunny if you be my Lola bunny…..or Elmer Fudd…..or Daffy Duck….or Yosemite Sam”
"Okay, we're entering Looney Tunes territory now."
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"I meant in levels of ridiculousness."
Pinning him against a wall.
"You sure about that, Bub?"
"You sure about that, Bub?"
"Make me.~"
He chuckled, rubbing the spot where she bonked him.
He chuckled, rubbing the spot where she bonked him.
"Oh shush."
Playfully bonking him with one of her horns.
Playfully bonking him with one of her horns.
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Pinning him against a wall.
"You sure about that, Bub?"
"You sure about that, Bub?"
"Oh shush."
Playfully bonking him with one of her horns.
Playfully bonking him with one of her horns.
He tried to stiffle a laugh, but hearing her laughter, he followed suit. Wiping his eye when a tear formed.
"You're stupid, I enjoy you."
"You're stupid, I enjoy you."
"I do like it when people put things filled with juices into my mouth."
Cue the eyebrow wiggle, her just bursting into laughter right after.
Cue the eyebrow wiggle, her just bursting into laughter right after.
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"Oh shush."
Playfully bonking him with one of her horns.
Playfully bonking him with one of her horns.
"Okay, we're entering Looney Tunes territory now."
“That or you fuck to make the deal, like tattoo of the contract on your stomach and as they slide right in that’s when the deal is made”
"So the sweetness is like, as a bonus incentive?!"
...
"Hm...not half as bad of an idea..."
...
"Hm...not half as bad of an idea..."
November 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"Okay, we're entering Looney Tunes territory now."
"I do like it when people put things filled with juices into my mouth."
Cue the eyebrow wiggle, her just bursting into laughter right after.
Cue the eyebrow wiggle, her just bursting into laughter right after.
"...Point is valid."
He takes another piece of candy, and pushes it past her lips. Thumb gliding along her lower lip before retracting.
"That's one I really like, a cotton candy flavored chewy candy with a liquidy-gel center. Hopefully you like it."
He takes another piece of candy, and pushes it past her lips. Thumb gliding along her lower lip before retracting.
"That's one I really like, a cotton candy flavored chewy candy with a liquidy-gel center. Hopefully you like it."
"I'm an Demon Lord.
I'm allowed to do that~"
I'm allowed to do that~"
November 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"I do like it when people put things filled with juices into my mouth."
Cue the eyebrow wiggle, her just bursting into laughter right after.
Cue the eyebrow wiggle, her just bursting into laughter right after.
"I'm an Demon Lord.
I'm allowed to do that~"
I'm allowed to do that~"
Unbeknownst to her, he thought she had a piece in her mouth he was wrestling for as well.
Soon he sighed and released the piece. Poking just above her breast. "Rude. I wanted an extra piece."
He was a sucker for candy. Heh. Sucker. Candy.
Soon he sighed and released the piece. Poking just above her breast. "Rude. I wanted an extra piece."
He was a sucker for candy. Heh. Sucker. Candy.
She was wrestling with him for the piece of candy.
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"I'm an Demon Lord.
I'm allowed to do that~"
I'm allowed to do that~"
She was wrestling with him for the piece of candy.
He didn't expect the sudden meeting. However, he gladly entangled his tongue around hers.
"Alright then."
Their tongues promptly met.
Their tongues promptly met.
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
She was wrestling with him for the piece of candy.
"So the sweetness is like, as a bonus incentive?!"
...
"Hm...not half as bad of an idea..."
...
"Hm...not half as bad of an idea..."
“That’s why you gotta tell them before they eat it, duh”
"Wouldn't work.
The deal is invalid if they didn't consciously know they made it."
The deal is invalid if they didn't consciously know they made it."
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"So the sweetness is like, as a bonus incentive?!"
...
"Hm...not half as bad of an idea..."
...
"Hm...not half as bad of an idea..."
"Alright then."
Their tongues promptly met.
Their tongues promptly met.
Kiryu couldn't help but let out a playful chuckle.
"Well, if you insist. I suppose I wouldn't say no."
Popping a piece into his mouth, he sticks his tongue out in return.
"Didn't really have a deal in mind. But I like your idea."
He teasingly winked.
"Well, if you insist. I suppose I wouldn't say no."
Popping a piece into his mouth, he sticks his tongue out in return.
"Didn't really have a deal in mind. But I like your idea."
He teasingly winked.
Raised eyebrow.
"Alright, lover boy."
Taking the bag.
"Might eat you too since you're just the sweetest."
Sticking out her tongue playfully.
"Alright, lover boy."
Taking the bag.
"Might eat you too since you're just the sweetest."
Sticking out her tongue playfully.
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"Alright then."
Their tongues promptly met.
Their tongues promptly met.
"Wouldn't work.
The deal is invalid if they didn't consciously know they made it."
The deal is invalid if they didn't consciously know they made it."
“Put a contract or some edible print on some cupcake or brownie, whatever then when they eat it the deal been made”
"...okay."
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"Wouldn't work.
The deal is invalid if they didn't consciously know they made it."
The deal is invalid if they didn't consciously know they made it."
"...okay."
“Yush!”
"Sweets?!"
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"...okay."
Raised eyebrow.
"Alright, lover boy."
Taking the bag.
"Might eat you too since you're just the sweetest."
Sticking out her tongue playfully.
"Alright, lover boy."
Taking the bag.
"Might eat you too since you're just the sweetest."
Sticking out her tongue playfully.
He holds out a bag of candy as if he was the one who propositioned her first.
"Sweets, for a sweet?~"
"Sweets, for a sweet?~"
"Wanna make a deal~?"
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Raised eyebrow.
"Alright, lover boy."
Taking the bag.
"Might eat you too since you're just the sweetest."
Sticking out her tongue playfully.
"Alright, lover boy."
Taking the bag.
"Might eat you too since you're just the sweetest."
Sticking out her tongue playfully.
"..."
"I have SO MANY questions."
"I have SO MANY questions."
"I want... you. As my eternal companion and confidant. Some one I can bounce my ideas off."
He paused for a moment, scratching his chin.
"Or if that's too much? I wanna blow you. Whenever I want. And I want you to bite my face off more often."
He paused for a moment, scratching his chin.
"Or if that's too much? I wanna blow you. Whenever I want. And I want you to bite my face off more often."
"You tell me!
What DO YOU want?
Usually it is your kind who initiates the deal."
What DO YOU want?
Usually it is your kind who initiates the deal."
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"..."
"I have SO MANY questions."
"I have SO MANY questions."
"Sweets?!"
“Sweets
"Elaborate?"
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
"Sweets?!"
"You tell me!
What DO YOU want?
Usually it is your kind who initiates the deal."
What DO YOU want?
Usually it is your kind who initiates the deal."
"Like I said, you can find em? Go for it. Pretty sure by this point my bloodline is so thin, you wouldn't even find traces of me in them."
He coughed, trying to change the subject.
"Besides, if that's what you get outta it... what do I get?"
He coughed, trying to change the subject.
"Besides, if that's what you get outta it... what do I get?"
"Rather be the cause of their eternal damnation, huh?
Damn papa, didn't knew you'd be that cold.
I like it."
Damn papa, didn't knew you'd be that cold.
I like it."
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
"You tell me!
What DO YOU want?
Usually it is your kind who initiates the deal."
What DO YOU want?
Usually it is your kind who initiates the deal."
"Elaborate?"
“I could do better than a handshake “
"Yeah, a deal.
The handshake thingy?
Same shit Lucifer does...or the Radio Demon."
The handshake thingy?
Same shit Lucifer does...or the Radio Demon."
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
"Elaborate?"
"Rather be the cause of their eternal damnation, huh?
Damn papa, didn't knew you'd be that cold.
I like it."
Damn papa, didn't knew you'd be that cold.
I like it."
"If you can find one? Go for it. I stopped keeping track of the great grandkids a long time ago. You can only watch generations of your family die for so long. Eventually it becomes boring."
He grinned, covering the hurt in his voice with a mask of humor.
He grinned, covering the hurt in his voice with a mask of humor.
"You can give me the soul of family members."
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
"Rather be the cause of their eternal damnation, huh?
Damn papa, didn't knew you'd be that cold.
I like it."
Damn papa, didn't knew you'd be that cold.
I like it."
"Yeah, a deal.
The handshake thingy?
Same shit Lucifer does...or the Radio Demon."
The handshake thingy?
Same shit Lucifer does...or the Radio Demon."
“Deal?”
"Wanna make a deal~?"
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"Yeah, a deal.
The handshake thingy?
Same shit Lucifer does...or the Radio Demon."
The handshake thingy?
Same shit Lucifer does...or the Radio Demon."
"You can give me the soul of family members."
"Sure. I don't have a soul to sell and I can't die, so I don't know what you'll get outta the deal. I can tell you a killer recipe for crab rangoon? Is that worth anything?"
"Wanna make a deal~?"
November 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"You can give me the soul of family members."
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"Wanna make a deal~?"
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"Wanna make a deal~?"
She is big and thus, heavy.
Do you really want her to sit on you?
Do you really want her to sit on you?
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
She is big and thus, heavy.
Do you really want her to sit on you?
Do you really want her to sit on you?