Baphomet
@prettytrainwreck.bsky.social
There's a reason people know NOTHING about me~
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Instantly grabs his hair, pulling him back by it until his eyes poke out of her cleavage.
"As such?"
"As such?"
" Mhm.
...if you wanna know a weakspot, I kinda dig it when people play with my hair. "
He said, guiding her hand to his head ever so lightly.
" Dunno why, it's just got a tingly feeling to it that tickles just the right spots in my head. l"
...if you wanna know a weakspot, I kinda dig it when people play with my hair. "
He said, guiding her hand to his head ever so lightly.
" Dunno why, it's just got a tingly feeling to it that tickles just the right spots in my head. l"
"We will see that in due time."
January 31, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Instantly grabs his hair, pulling him back by it until his eyes poke out of her cleavage.
"As such?"
"As such?"
"We will see that in due time."
" A little... getting a nice big scratch isn't the most fun. "
He said, resting his head against her chest.
" There's a /lot/ more underneat the suit..."
He said, resting his head against her chest.
" There's a /lot/ more underneat the suit..."
"Well they almost look like an X..."
January 31, 2026 at 2:26 PM
"We will see that in due time."
"Well they almost look like an X..."
Hop points to the ones crisscrossing his face.
" These, hon. "
" These, hon. "
"Scars? I don't have any scars!
Or are you talking about you?"
Or are you talking about you?"
January 31, 2026 at 1:57 PM
"Well they almost look like an X..."
"Scars? I don't have any scars!
Or are you talking about you?"
Or are you talking about you?"
" See? You're far better at it than I am. "
He'd smile softly, releasing the pose and hugging back into her side.
" Although then again, you could be into scars for all I know. "
He'd smile softly, releasing the pose and hugging back into her side.
" Although then again, you could be into scars for all I know. "
Blink
Blink
And she snorted, before bursting out laughing.
"No shot you actually..."
More laughter.
Blink
And she snorted, before bursting out laughing.
"No shot you actually..."
More laughter.
January 31, 2026 at 1:46 PM
"Scars? I don't have any scars!
Or are you talking about you?"
Or are you talking about you?"
@graysonhope.bsky.social
"Stop being such a whiny bitch and finally start offing people.
There are SO MANY villains in that city who have their souls ripe for the taking."
"Stop being such a whiny bitch and finally start offing people.
There are SO MANY villains in that city who have their souls ripe for the taking."
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 PM
@graysonhope.bsky.social
"Stop being such a whiny bitch and finally start offing people.
There are SO MANY villains in that city who have their souls ripe for the taking."
"Stop being such a whiny bitch and finally start offing people.
There are SO MANY villains in that city who have their souls ripe for the taking."
Reposted by Baphomet
January 23, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Blink
Blink
And she snorted, before bursting out laughing.
"No shot you actually..."
More laughter.
Blink
And she snorted, before bursting out laughing.
"No shot you actually..."
More laughter.
Meanwhile he...
...attempts teasing, rolling to Bapho's side and laying in a stereotypical sexy pose, his slightly baggy pilot suit not accentuating his body too well.
" Eyyyy bebbygurl you wanna suck face? "
...attempts teasing, rolling to Bapho's side and laying in a stereotypical sexy pose, his slightly baggy pilot suit not accentuating his body too well.
" Eyyyy bebbygurl you wanna suck face? "
"Most definitely."
January 31, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Blink
Blink
And she snorted, before bursting out laughing.
"No shot you actually..."
More laughter.
Blink
And she snorted, before bursting out laughing.
"No shot you actually..."
More laughter.
"Most definitely."
January 31, 2026 at 1:01 PM
"Most definitely."
"It's not that complex really."
" Fair, i'm just some mortal schmuck, I don't know bupkis about that stuff. "
"I mean...technically same here.
I just tempt people.
No use killing them before their souls ain't corrupted."
I just tempt people.
No use killing them before their souls ain't corrupted."
January 31, 2026 at 12:57 PM
"It's not that complex really."
"Who said anything about sex?
If it ain't going in, it's just teasing.
And boy do I love teasing~:
If it ain't going in, it's just teasing.
And boy do I love teasing~:
" We'll get to that sort of thing later, don't think I /don't/ want you to still sit on me. "
He chuckles, sighing softly in her arms.
" I'm just enjoying the time with you, is all. I just don't want it to be a big ol' sex thing instantly.
...I like building up to it. "
He chuckles, sighing softly in her arms.
" I'm just enjoying the time with you, is all. I just don't want it to be a big ol' sex thing instantly.
...I like building up to it. "
"Well, if you ain't taking the initiative, we might as well endulge in some sloth ourselves."
Yawning, an entire bedroom manifesting around them.
Yawning, an entire bedroom manifesting around them.
January 31, 2026 at 12:42 PM
"Who said anything about sex?
If it ain't going in, it's just teasing.
And boy do I love teasing~:
If it ain't going in, it's just teasing.
And boy do I love teasing~:
"I mean...technically same here.
I just tempt people.
No use killing them before their souls ain't corrupted."
I just tempt people.
No use killing them before their souls ain't corrupted."
" Yeah that's nothing new... i've always gotten that confused.
I also don't hurt people unless they really deserve to be hurt. "
I also don't hurt people unless they really deserve to be hurt. "
"I think you mix up masochism with sadism, flyboy."
January 31, 2026 at 12:38 PM
"I mean...technically same here.
I just tempt people.
No use killing them before their souls ain't corrupted."
I just tempt people.
No use killing them before their souls ain't corrupted."
"Well, if you ain't taking the initiative, we might as well endulge in some sloth ourselves."
Yawning, an entire bedroom manifesting around them.
Yawning, an entire bedroom manifesting around them.
-time being, continuing to treat Bapho sweetly rather than give into more primal urges.
Besides... he needed a good hug anyway.
Besides... he needed a good hug anyway.
January 31, 2026 at 12:36 PM
"Well, if you ain't taking the initiative, we might as well endulge in some sloth ourselves."
Yawning, an entire bedroom manifesting around them.
Yawning, an entire bedroom manifesting around them.
"I think you mix up masochism with sadism, flyboy."
" ...You'd think someone like you would be into the more masochistic side. They kinda skew the perceptions of you guys, don't they? "
"They are.
They just don't admit it...until they can't keep down the moans anymore."
They just don't admit it...until they can't keep down the moans anymore."
January 31, 2026 at 12:19 PM
"I think you mix up masochism with sadism, flyboy."
"They are.
They just don't admit it...until they can't keep down the moans anymore."
They just don't admit it...until they can't keep down the moans anymore."
" ...what do you /mean/ by that. "
" What... they're into it?????? "
" What... they're into it?????? "
"Don't. Most of them are into that shit, so it gives you no quarter.
Getting kicks out of 'lesser beings' trying to hurt them.
At the very least they rarely ever retaliate, so whatever I guess..."
Getting kicks out of 'lesser beings' trying to hurt them.
At the very least they rarely ever retaliate, so whatever I guess..."
January 31, 2026 at 12:01 PM
"They are.
They just don't admit it...until they can't keep down the moans anymore."
They just don't admit it...until they can't keep down the moans anymore."
"Don't. Most of them are into that shit, so it gives you no quarter.
Getting kicks out of 'lesser beings' trying to hurt them.
At the very least they rarely ever retaliate, so whatever I guess..."
Getting kicks out of 'lesser beings' trying to hurt them.
At the very least they rarely ever retaliate, so whatever I guess..."
" ...I swear to the big man upstairs if I go to the Sloth ring when I die because i'm exhausted from fighting a war i'm strangling an angel. "
"Maybe Belphegor got something against that...or for that.
Sloth is all the way down tho, sooooooo..."
Sloth is all the way down tho, sooooooo..."
January 31, 2026 at 11:57 AM
"Don't. Most of them are into that shit, so it gives you no quarter.
Getting kicks out of 'lesser beings' trying to hurt them.
At the very least they rarely ever retaliate, so whatever I guess..."
Getting kicks out of 'lesser beings' trying to hurt them.
At the very least they rarely ever retaliate, so whatever I guess..."
"Maybe Belphegor got something against that...or for that.
Sloth is all the way down tho, sooooooo..."
Sloth is all the way down tho, sooooooo..."
" You're a demon, you don't have to care.
Even so, can't take it back. Question it all I want at least the shit is over...
I'm so tired. "
Even so, can't take it back. Question it all I want at least the shit is over...
I'm so tired. "
"If only I could be fucked to care."
Alien stuff was not really her cup of tea...unless foreign knowledge was involved.
Alien stuff was not really her cup of tea...unless foreign knowledge was involved.
January 31, 2026 at 11:45 AM
"Maybe Belphegor got something against that...or for that.
Sloth is all the way down tho, sooooooo..."
Sloth is all the way down tho, sooooooo..."
"If only I could be fucked to care."
Alien stuff was not really her cup of tea...unless foreign knowledge was involved.
Alien stuff was not really her cup of tea...unless foreign knowledge was involved.
" That and they tried to wipe us clean off the planet so that was a high priority thing to stop.
. . .
Y'know i'm really starting to question if it was actually worth the effort wiping out the Krexolytes at all. "
. . .
Y'know i'm really starting to question if it was actually worth the effort wiping out the Krexolytes at all. "
"Truly worth a genocide then.
If not for the resources alone."
If not for the resources alone."
January 31, 2026 at 11:23 AM
"If only I could be fucked to care."
Alien stuff was not really her cup of tea...unless foreign knowledge was involved.
Alien stuff was not really her cup of tea...unless foreign knowledge was involved.
"Truly worth a genocide then.
If not for the resources alone."
If not for the resources alone."
" True. They were, but they were capable of decapitating you in an instant so we kept that in the back of our heads. "
"God only cares about humans.
Aliens are not his jurisdiction.
Plus they are probably ugly anyways, so who cares?"
Aliens are not his jurisdiction.
Plus they are probably ugly anyways, so who cares?"
January 31, 2026 at 11:08 AM
"Truly worth a genocide then.
If not for the resources alone."
If not for the resources alone."
Living corpses are like paper for demons.
Not of use in any shape or form.
Not of use in any shape or form.
A single measly necromancer that can raise another legion all his own who would be so easily coerced in to loyalty is of no interest to her?
He would be so very heartbroken to know that she would think him as so useless—
But if she believes it as so…
He would be so very heartbroken to know that she would think him as so useless—
But if she believes it as so…
Bapho has multiple LEGIONS at her disposal, what use would she have for one measly necromancer?
January 31, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Living corpses are like paper for demons.
Not of use in any shape or form.
Not of use in any shape or form.
Bapho has multiple LEGIONS at her disposal, what use would she have for one measly necromancer?
By way of her choosing to make it her business.
She could chase him off, sure. He'll probably come right back.
But he is, at the very least, an accomplished necromancer— there's use in him, if incentivized…
She could chase him off, sure. He'll probably come right back.
But he is, at the very least, an accomplished necromancer— there's use in him, if incentivized…
And that's her business how exactly?
January 31, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Bapho has multiple LEGIONS at her disposal, what use would she have for one measly necromancer?
"God only cares about humans.
Aliens are not his jurisdiction.
Plus they are probably ugly anyways, so who cares?"
Aliens are not his jurisdiction.
Plus they are probably ugly anyways, so who cares?"
" Well, that version of Baphomet is probably going to be very, /very/ pissed off once they get down there. "
He'd focus on her for a bit.
"...question, where would someone like me end up if they've effectively caused the extinction of an entire alien species? "
He'd focus on her for a bit.
"...question, where would someone like me end up if they've effectively caused the extinction of an entire alien species? "
"Too bad it's not my version of earth, so that speculation is all for naught."
January 31, 2026 at 10:18 AM
"God only cares about humans.
Aliens are not his jurisdiction.
Plus they are probably ugly anyways, so who cares?"
Aliens are not his jurisdiction.
Plus they are probably ugly anyways, so who cares?"
And that's her business how exactly?
Well.
At least in Rell's case, there's a level of fun to be had.
Trouble to be gotten in to.
At least in Rell's case, there's a level of fun to be had.
Trouble to be gotten in to.
Why would Bapho care?"
January 23, 2026 at 2:29 PM
And that's her business how exactly?
"Too bad it's not my version of earth, so that speculation is all for naught."
" Heh, whatever's left of their souls that they didn't nuke away fruitlessly trying to kill a bunch of aliens at one time.
Besides, the planet's essentially ruined after all of that fighting anyway... whole swathes of land uninhabitable due to the radiation, more than likely a severe famine too. "
Besides, the planet's essentially ruined after all of that fighting anyway... whole swathes of land uninhabitable due to the radiation, more than likely a severe famine too. "
"These politicians sound enticing.
I would've loved to trick them into selling their souls.
I always can use some new meatbags to torture on a bad day..."
I would've loved to trick them into selling their souls.
I always can use some new meatbags to torture on a bad day..."
January 23, 2026 at 2:29 PM
"Too bad it's not my version of earth, so that speculation is all for naught."
"These politicians sound enticing.
I would've loved to trick them into selling their souls.
I always can use some new meatbags to torture on a bad day..."
I would've loved to trick them into selling their souls.
I always can use some new meatbags to torture on a bad day..."
-of executive power to the military, which they then used to draft every man from every country to fight against the invasion.
We fought for six long years... and they still wanted me to carry out dirty work against other people fresh off from a war that nearly killed all of us. "
We fought for six long years... and they still wanted me to carry out dirty work against other people fresh off from a war that nearly killed all of us. "
January 23, 2026 at 2:58 AM
"These politicians sound enticing.
I would've loved to trick them into selling their souls.
I always can use some new meatbags to torture on a bad day..."
I would've loved to trick them into selling their souls.
I always can use some new meatbags to torture on a bad day..."
"That sounds interesting.
Elaborate~"
Elaborate~"
" That sounds exactly like the government. "
He said, snickering a bit.
" I don't know if I could put up with the abusive side, though i'm sure i'd be proven wrong given the right kind of reinforcement.
Shit they managed to load metal into my spine without so much as an objection from me... "
He said, snickering a bit.
" I don't know if I could put up with the abusive side, though i'm sure i'd be proven wrong given the right kind of reinforcement.
Shit they managed to load metal into my spine without so much as an objection from me... "
January 23, 2026 at 2:41 AM
"That sounds interesting.
Elaborate~"
Elaborate~"