The ultimate Sam simp
@pretzelgremlin.bsky.social
26 | 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ | he/they | MINORS DNI 🔞 | underwear nonsense upon thee
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✨MY P@TREON IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!!!!✨
Please consider joining! I will be posting sketches of finished pieces and even exclusive sketches/finished pieces as often as possible! For as little as five bucks a month you can help support me! Here's a sneak peek!
www.patreon.com/cw/PretzelGr...
Please consider joining! I will be posting sketches of finished pieces and even exclusive sketches/finished pieces as often as possible! For as little as five bucks a month you can help support me! Here's a sneak peek!
www.patreon.com/cw/PretzelGr...
Please please consider 🚨
New adopts!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
February 1, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Please please consider 🚨
Would love these two gone asap. Every bit from these guys will be saved to help me with my move. 🚨
New adopts!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
February 1, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Would love these two gone asap. Every bit from these guys will be saved to help me with my move. 🚨
If you like ass, spankings, wedgies or general underwear content then please consider joining! You can see EXCLUSIVE content for as little as 💲5️⃣ a month! And I post thrice a week!!!!! Please consider joining so I can use the funds here, save up and move!✨
✨MY P@TREON IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!!!!✨
Please consider joining! I will be posting sketches of finished pieces and even exclusive sketches/finished pieces as often as possible! For as little as five bucks a month you can help support me! Here's a sneak peek!
www.patreon.com/cw/PretzelGr...
Please consider joining! I will be posting sketches of finished pieces and even exclusive sketches/finished pieces as often as possible! For as little as five bucks a month you can help support me! Here's a sneak peek!
www.patreon.com/cw/PretzelGr...
February 1, 2026 at 2:24 AM
If you like ass, spankings, wedgies or general underwear content then please consider joining! You can see EXCLUSIVE content for as little as 💲5️⃣ a month! And I post thrice a week!!!!! Please consider joining so I can use the funds here, save up and move!✨
I’m caught up on bills for the month thankfully. Thank yall so much. But I would still like to find these guys homes and save the funds from them so I can move out of this hellhole. Please consider. Thank you. 🚨✨
New adopts!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
February 1, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I’m caught up on bills for the month thankfully. Thank yall so much. But I would still like to find these guys homes and save the funds from them so I can move out of this hellhole. Please consider. Thank you. 🚨✨
Still have these two!
New adopts!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
January 31, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Still have these two!
A quick tease of a couple of the recent doodles I’ve done, full unedited pictures are available to see on patre0n for as low as 💲5️⃣
January 31, 2026 at 6:59 PM
A quick tease of a couple of the recent doodles I’ve done, full unedited pictures are available to see on patre0n for as low as 💲5️⃣
Please consider joining my Patre0n! I post EXCLUSIVE underwear related art there 3 times a week!!! That’s like 12 posts a month for as low as 💲5️⃣!!! Wow!!! 🚨✨
✨MY P@TREON IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!!!!✨
Please consider joining! I will be posting sketches of finished pieces and even exclusive sketches/finished pieces as often as possible! For as little as five bucks a month you can help support me! Here's a sneak peek!
www.patreon.com/cw/PretzelGr...
Please consider joining! I will be posting sketches of finished pieces and even exclusive sketches/finished pieces as often as possible! For as little as five bucks a month you can help support me! Here's a sneak peek!
www.patreon.com/cw/PretzelGr...
January 31, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Please consider joining my Patre0n! I post EXCLUSIVE underwear related art there 3 times a week!!! That’s like 12 posts a month for as low as 💲5️⃣!!! Wow!!! 🚨✨
Reposted by The ultimate Sam simp
Would still love these two gone asap ✨🚨
New adopts!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
January 30, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Would still love these two gone asap ✨🚨
Would still love these two gone asap ✨🚨
New adopts!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
January 30, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Would still love these two gone asap ✨🚨
I post underwear related content every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!!! They're mostly doodles but they are EXCLUSIVE to the P@treon, which you can see for as low as 💲5️⃣ a month!✨
✨MY P@TREON IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!!!!✨
Please consider joining! I will be posting sketches of finished pieces and even exclusive sketches/finished pieces as often as possible! For as little as five bucks a month you can help support me! Here's a sneak peek!
www.patreon.com/cw/PretzelGr...
Please consider joining! I will be posting sketches of finished pieces and even exclusive sketches/finished pieces as often as possible! For as little as five bucks a month you can help support me! Here's a sneak peek!
www.patreon.com/cw/PretzelGr...
January 29, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I post underwear related content every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!!! They're mostly doodles but they are EXCLUSIVE to the P@treon, which you can see for as low as 💲5️⃣ a month!✨
Reposted by The ultimate Sam simp
New adopts!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
January 28, 2026 at 8:31 PM
New adopts!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
Okay great, I’m even further from rent now cause I got charged for some bullshit I didn’t even do. Please help me find them homes. I’m so mad. I still need like 💲2️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ for rent alone
New adopts!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
January 29, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Okay great, I’m even further from rent now cause I got charged for some bullshit I didn’t even do. Please help me find them homes. I’m so mad. I still need like 💲2️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ for rent alone
Reposted by The ultimate Sam simp
I just need these two gone so I can almost have enough for rent
New adopts!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
January 29, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I just need these two gone so I can almost have enough for rent
I just need these two gone so I can almost have enough for rent
New adopts!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
January 29, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I just need these two gone so I can almost have enough for rent
Exclusive Freddy Fazbear doodle on the p@treon rn!!! 🐻
✨MY P@TREON IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!!!!✨
Please consider joining! I will be posting sketches of finished pieces and even exclusive sketches/finished pieces as often as possible! For as little as five bucks a month you can help support me! Here's a sneak peek!
www.patreon.com/cw/PretzelGr...
Please consider joining! I will be posting sketches of finished pieces and even exclusive sketches/finished pieces as often as possible! For as little as five bucks a month you can help support me! Here's a sneak peek!
www.patreon.com/cw/PretzelGr...
January 29, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Exclusive Freddy Fazbear doodle on the p@treon rn!!! 🐻
Reposted by The ultimate Sam simp
Really tryna handle rent asap so please help me find these two homes!!!
New adopts!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
January 28, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Really tryna handle rent asap so please help me find these two homes!!!
Really tryna handle rent asap so please help me find these two homes!!!
New adopts!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
January 28, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Really tryna handle rent asap so please help me find these two homes!!!
New adopts!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
January 28, 2026 at 8:31 PM
New adopts!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
Hey I hate to beg but I REALLY need to pay off some bills, please comment what you’d wanna see as adopts and I’ll see what I can do. I need to make around 💲3️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ so I’ll try and make as many adopts as I can.
January 27, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Hey I hate to beg but I REALLY need to pay off some bills, please comment what you’d wanna see as adopts and I’ll see what I can do. I need to make around 💲3️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ so I’ll try and make as many adopts as I can.
Please comment ideas I need to make rent 🚨🚨🚨
Please comment adopts youd wanna grab from me, I need to make around 💲3️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ for rent still and only have a few days left
January 27, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Please comment ideas I need to make rent 🚨🚨🚨
I post EXCLUSIVE art on here for as low as 💲5️⃣, if you wanna see some ass and undies then this is the place for you
✨MY P@TREON IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!!!!✨
Please consider joining! I will be posting sketches of finished pieces and even exclusive sketches/finished pieces as often as possible! For as little as five bucks a month you can help support me! Here's a sneak peek!
www.patreon.com/cw/PretzelGr...
Please consider joining! I will be posting sketches of finished pieces and even exclusive sketches/finished pieces as often as possible! For as little as five bucks a month you can help support me! Here's a sneak peek!
www.patreon.com/cw/PretzelGr...
January 27, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I post EXCLUSIVE art on here for as low as 💲5️⃣, if you wanna see some ass and undies then this is the place for you
Reposted by The ultimate Sam simp
If you’re interested in a character please comment what you’d wanna see!!! I really need to make rent!
Please comment adopts youd wanna grab from me, I need to make around 💲3️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ for rent still and only have a few days left
January 26, 2026 at 9:44 PM
If you’re interested in a character please comment what you’d wanna see!!! I really need to make rent!
If you’re interested in a character please comment what you’d wanna see!!! I really need to make rent!
Please comment adopts youd wanna grab from me, I need to make around 💲3️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ for rent still and only have a few days left
January 26, 2026 at 9:44 PM
If you’re interested in a character please comment what you’d wanna see!!! I really need to make rent!
Please comment adopts youd wanna grab from me, I need to make around 💲3️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ for rent still and only have a few days left
January 26, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Please comment adopts youd wanna grab from me, I need to make around 💲3️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ for rent still and only have a few days left
Still available!!! 🚨
New adopt✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A bobcat engineer dweeb with some bonus undies art up for 💲1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣✨!🩲
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! No holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A bobcat engineer dweeb with some bonus undies art up for 💲1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣✨!🩲
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! No holds or trades!✨
January 25, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Still available!!! 🚨